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Date: 05/09/12 01:02 PM

24 Responses to Updates Facebook Status To In Relationship [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18930 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 12:53 pm
    Link: Updates Facebook Status To In Relationship - Funny thing is, he can probably petition the courts to get married, too.
  2. Profile photo of patteacher
    patteacher Male 30-39
    30 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 1:09 pm
    Well, as long as he`s the 1st time owner...
  3. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 1:16 pm
    Gross, he left his porn on the table behind him.
  4. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 1:26 pm
    Do not want.
  5. Profile photo of DasUberPoop
    DasUberPoop Male 30-39
    209 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 1:29 pm
    Wow. Had to read that title about fifty times before I could tell it was (almost) a complete thought. Missing quotes seem to be the problem.
  6. Profile photo of Fancysucksss
    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 1:33 pm
    Bastard will probably be one of the lucky ones. He will have more then one wife. Guaranteed
  7. Profile photo of Tobunshi
    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 1:40 pm
    Que "I`m in Love with My Car" by Queen.
  8. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33110 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 1:40 pm
    I hope his car is a girl car. Otherwise that would be disgusting!
  9. Profile photo of U_KNOW
    U_KNOW Female 18-29
    4 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 1:56 pm
    Funny thing is i saw this episode on tv and the car he considers to be a boy, so im all kinds of confused!!!
  10. Profile photo of redelle
    redelle Female 18-29
    138 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 1:57 pm
    @5Cats Its a boy car called "chase"
  11. Profile photo of PinkRhoid
    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 2:11 pm
    He can`t marry his car. If it were female it wouldn`t be an issue but since it`s a male it would be gay and we can`t have that! It would tear apart the fabric of our family!
  12. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3922 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 2:47 pm
    Damn chromosexuals! This would never happen in nature. Show me one animal having sex with a car.
  13. Profile photo of swoop408
    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 2:47 pm
    What I want to know is how he has sex with it.
  14. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 3:11 pm
    swoop408 - exhaust pipe.
  15. Profile photo of motocray
    motocray Male 30-39
    43 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 3:24 pm
    My dog humped a couch once, does that count?
  16. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33110 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 4:15 pm
    Thanks @redelle & @U_KNOW, but eeeww!

    lolz! @PinkRhoid gets it!
    lolz! at @patchy`s comment too!
  17. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 5:13 pm
    guess the car gets topsies
  18. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 9:50 pm
    That`s immoral and goes against anything this good country was founded upon.

    Yeah, that`s right, that`s a dude sexing a male car.
  19. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 10:21 pm
    0.0
  20. Profile photo of youlikeicecr
    youlikeicecr Male 30-39
    237 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 2:49 am
    Is this the same guy ?[pic"> : Read the article
  21. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 7:12 am

    This freak acts 15 minutes of fame was 14 minutes, 30 seconds too long.
  22. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 8:42 am
    I blame society for not beating the poo out of any dude who applies the word "sexy" to a car before it got out of hand. Having said that, this guy needs to see a doctor.
  23. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 2:37 pm
    My strange addiction
  24. Profile photo of BornABastard
    BornABastard Male 18-29
    1 post
    May 10, 2012 at 6:28 pm
    I find it extremely weird that someone could actually feel so much for an inanimate object...

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