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Date: 05/21/12 03:25 PM

41 Responses to Typical Southern Prom [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18853 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 3:26 pm
    Link: Typical Southern Prom - You have a better idea for a chaperone?
  2. Profile photo of FoolsPrussia
    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 3:30 pm
    By southern do you mean South America?
  3. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 3:34 pm
    k, I`m confused.
  4. Profile photo of swoop408
    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 3:35 pm
    Sexy llama, mama! Seriously though -- why take a picture with it?! Lol
  5. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 3:35 pm
    Looks Mid-western to me... look at the grass, look at the landscape.
  6. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 3:45 pm
    llama?
  7. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 3:47 pm
    what makes this "south", exactly?
  8. Profile photo of mon360
    mon360 Male 13-17
    735 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 3:47 pm
    damn, that lama is pretty hot
  9. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 3:50 pm
    Because you have to be southern to raise ALPACA.

    Llamas are solid colored and have longer skinnier necks.
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    Where the hell was this `prom`? The Chicken Ranch?

    For those not up on thier Texas history, the Chicken Ranch was a very famous whore house.
  11. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 4:24 pm
    Chaperone? Looks more like the precursor to a slightly unusual spit-roast!
  12. Profile photo of wsmithpa
    wsmithpa Male 30-39
    87 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 4:44 pm
    could even be central pennsylvania. We have chicks in cowboy boots and llamas and places that look like that too.
  13. Profile photo of wsmithpa
    wsmithpa Male 30-39
    87 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 4:44 pm
    Also dumasses that would take this photo. we have them too!
  14. Profile photo of CCMA_19
    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 5:09 pm
    Nah, I think that`s their ride.
  15. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 5:10 pm
    That prom looks like it will really whip the llamas ass.

    Some of you will get that line, others won`t.
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 5:21 pm
    Chick on the left is already in handjob position ;)
  17. Profile photo of Viking864
    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 5:33 pm
    Hardly Southern, we take goats instead.
  18. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 5:35 pm
    Guy on the right is what we call a fifth wheel.
  19. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 5:35 pm
    "Come my dear, our chariot awaits!"
  20. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 6:31 pm
    i only clicked because i thought it said porn
  21. Profile photo of TheShgn2
    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
    626 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 6:50 pm
    Unless you mean South American, this is stupid. We don`t take llamas (alpacas?), we take our opossums.
  22. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 9:04 pm

  23. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 9:14 pm
    Not southern. Llamas don`t grow coats that thick in warm climates.
  24. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 9:24 pm
    well I guess my prom was pretty atypical, because I don`t remember any llamas.
  25. Profile photo of ilyaD
    ilyaD Male 18-29
    84 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 10:13 pm
    naw the alpacas around my way look like that.

    that is one handsome fellow i must add.
  26. Profile photo of Fwoggie2
    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 11:28 pm
    If they swapped dresses they`d both look better.
  27. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 12:27 am
    Probably bloody good at being a chaperone too.
  28. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 3:52 am
    Southern girls. Hot as hell, but dumb as poo.
  29. Profile photo of asianchamp
    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 4:25 am
    that brunette bird is pretty fit
  30. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 6:57 am
    Aw, c`mon. That`s funny.

    LLAMA FACE!
  31. Profile photo of lawndartsftw
    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 7:41 am
    Larry the Llama does not look impressed....
  32. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 8:22 am
    That`s just their ride to the prom. No big deal. Not everyone can afford a limo.
  33. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 8:38 am
    Why is she wearing a garter?
  34. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 9:15 am
    Tina you fat lard, come to the prom with me!
  35. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 10:02 am
    I don`t get it...
  36. Profile photo of mzacur
    mzacur Male 18-29
    112 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 1:37 pm
    that guy on the right will get so much hot llama action later...
  37. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 1:01 am
    lmfao @ patchgrabber
  38. Profile photo of Penguinato23
    Penguinato23 Male 18-29
    294 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 9:29 am
    "No god damn it, I said we need a `limo` for the prom, not a `llama`!"

    It may not be glorious, but at least their ride will stand out...

    I`d also like to mention that the chick on the right appears to be confused as to what event they`re attending judging by her choice of attire, unless they are, in fact, attending a prom/wedding/rodeo. She appears to not realize that wearing a dress that long will only result in multiple people stepping on it and falling until eventually the back either rips off on its own, or someone gets pissed off enough and does it themselves.

    Her date there also looks like he`s probably kind of a dickwad. They really look like they`re meant for each other.
  39. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 11:50 am
    "NO, no, no. That`s not a prom, it`s a frat party and participants in the evenings entertainment..."
  40. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 6:55 pm
    funny llama, fuzzy llama, llama llama, duck.
  41. Profile photo of QualityJay
    QualityJay Male 18-29
    303 posts
    May 24, 2012 at 8:40 am
    sexy ass dress tho

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