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Date: 05/02/12 11:18 AM

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    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 11:19 am
    Link: Typical Canadian Problems - They`re like the English, but with better weather.
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    swiftkeys Male 18-29
    500 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 11:23 am
    not MUCH better weather.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 2, 2012 at 11:26 am

    I`m sorry I saw this.
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    pompousass7 Male 40-49
    259 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 11:42 am
    have any of you actually looked at Canada on a map?
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    IbBored Male 13-17
    72 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 11:48 am
    Gerry said it best.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 11:49 am
    or my friend brian
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 11:54 am
    `Cos huge snowfall is better weather?
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 11:56 am
    Sorry, eh
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    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 11:57 am
    We`re pretty swell.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 12:03 pm
    ... I`m sorry that you are jealous of us...
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 12:06 pm
    oh man, I`m sorry you all had to watch this
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 12:34 pm
    OH I GET IT!! CUZ WERE POLITE!!

    Lame.
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    bloomi Male 18-29
    148 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 12:52 pm
    The British are some of the most impolite people in the world though.
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    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 12:56 pm
    Patchgrabber clearly isn`t really canadian.
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 1:19 pm
    ... You think canadians are swell.

    canada (yes lowercase that is all you deserve) sucks but you think your swell because:

    American Protection
    You get he good view of Niagra Falls, since your side looks like poo... we get a terrible view, while you look at the nice American side.
    France hated you so much because you made them look bad (yeah you made France look bad) that they gave you your independence.
    Socialism sucks, you think your health care is great... it isn`t.


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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 1:19 pm
    that poo is really the word sh*t but apparently sh*t is not allowed.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 1:22 pm
    someone`s jealous
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 1:35 pm
    I don`t think jealous was the correct word.
    You might be thinking of the following words:
    Apathetic
    Ashamed (to have to be on the same continent as such a terrible country)
    Possibly even sympathetic that your country sucks so much.

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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 1:46 pm
    @PhantomGh0st

    Dude, what are you smoking? We didn`t get our independence from France, We received it through Britain after we, you know...asked.

    I`ll admit our health care isn`t amazing, waiting lists for surgery are brutal. The main difference between our health care and American health care used to be in the U.S, if you get sick...you`re f!%#$#ed in Canada, you`re f!%#@% if you don`t, because you`ve already paid for it through taxes. Honestly, I`d rather pay taxes and know that if I had a baby, it wouldn`t cost me 10k without insurance.

    But to say we`re such a sh%#$^y country is pretty ignorant and you`re making me happier to be here by the second....and I ain`t sorry. If you hate Canada so much, let`s cut our relations off from one another entirely, let`s see how both our countries go to poo considering our combined import/export trade relations sum up to about $500 billion a year.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:03 pm
    Phantomgh0st is either trolling or has no idea what he`s talking about.

    Or both!
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:06 pm
    I am sure China will gladly take your place canada.

    Only thing canadian made I can even think of are cars from GM. But I will just opt to buy my American made in Mexico cars then haha... a better country than your own... canada
  22. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:06 pm
    Aww, poor @PhantomGh0st, a little butthurt because he feels his country is inferior. No worries, bud, we forgive you. It`s not your fault after all, but there will always be room for you in the true north strong and free. And when you get cancer the chemo will be on us, because we aren`t selfish and take care of our own. :-)
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:07 pm
    or canada`s history means nothing to me so I do not really care how many times canada was giving away because the country sucked in general.
  24. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:09 pm
    Sorry, not liberal poo here.

    I can afford my health insurance. It is called I have a job.

    And no ty, I will gladly stay in the country everybody wishes they could live in. I will gladly keep my outsourced market that allow me to buy everything at 1/3-1/20 the costs your paying elsewhere.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:13 pm
    I agree @PhantomGh0st, it`s unfortunate that your country`s workers are inferior to Chinese and Mexican labour. And I`m sorry you don`t make enough money to buy things at a higher price, but I`m sure ditch-diggers are highly valued and respected workers in the US.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:14 pm
    Oh, and sorry about that whole burning down your White House thing, that was our bad.
  27. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:19 pm
    No... I am sorry you do not get a choice on what to buy.

    We get a choice. We want high quality we pay the premium price. We do not pay the high price for straight sh*t.

    Do not know if ditch digger is some kind of canadian insult... or if your actually talking about people who dig holes. Gonna need you to explain.

    Our worker`s are not inferior. We just know if we need a specialty tool buy it American, we need something for a quick fix we can buy your less quality outsourced goods that allow us to pay a much lower price.

    I know you will never experience this is your low to mid class country but its ok...



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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:22 pm
    I know it must suck seeing anybody with talent in canada... coming straight to the US.

    Such a shame that all thats left in canada is a bunch of talentless nobodies.
  29. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:24 pm
    PhantomGh0st, were you one of the children left behind???

    "Only thing canadian made I can even think of are cars from GM"

    Let`s try this instead
    Petroleum products, passenger cars- parts and accessories, aluminum, lumber, plastics, sugar, zinc, precious metals, copper, nickel....

    So, sure, by all means...Go to China. Considering we`re the largest foreign supplier of energy to the states, we`ll just...keep our 170 billion barrels of petroleum reserves in Canada, nice and cozy. ;]

    And please, do stay in the U.S so that they can collectively roll their eyes at you and not us. Thank you! <3
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:26 pm
    Keep it thats fine. We can afford the pay the prices all your lesser countries are paying for gas.

    We will keep all ours stocked away so when you all run out, we will be living even larger.
  31. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:27 pm
    I was unaware that I was told what I could buy, but thanks for the insight! I`m also honoured that you would create an account specifically for Canada. You make us so proud I`d like to make you an honourary Canadian. Of course you still won`t be able to use our advanced health care, since we have 2-tier systems in place that can cater to the poor and wealthy at the same time, but I`m sure your insurance will get you by until your premiums go through the roof.

    Oh and judging by the grammar and spelling errors I can only assume your American education system has left another one behind, so my heart goes out to you for that.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:28 pm
    We will keep all ours stocked away so when you all run out, we will be living even larger.
    Sorry bud, but China`s beating you guys at that too.
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:28 pm
    And don`t worry my state is not taking any energy from you. I made sure to move out of Buffalo because Canada was a little too close for comfort.

    Do not want to be the unlucky ones who live by failure for so long that it becomes apart of my life.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:31 pm
    I made sure to move out of Buffalo because Canada was a little too close for comfort.
    Thanks for the capitalization on "Canada"! I knew your love of my country would grow with every second. :-)
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:36 pm
    Got nothing against China. Very intelligent successful country. So many of them study here in America just to learn our ways to be one step ahead of us...

    My spelling and grammar errors are because this is nothing important on the internet, so I could careless about your spelling and grammer nazi attitude. Not everybody can be so absolutely useless that they have time to care about their spelling and grammar on the iambored website.

    How bad must your life be, that correcting spelling and grammar on a website that has no educational purpose, nor a purpose other than entertaining somebody is fun for you.




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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:37 pm
    Yeah I made sure to emphasize the love there since I was moving as far away as possible.
  37. Profile photo of Jokee
    Jokee Male 18-29
    23 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:39 pm
    Hey phantomghost, half the "quality" poo you buy comes from China.
  38. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:40 pm
    I`m trying to decide if he was either a) left heartbroken by some Canadian girl, or b) has some weird phobia of Canada...but I googled it and apparently that phobia actually doesn`t exist. (But seriously, who actually moves states because they`re afraid of that big cold country up there! )

    There is however an Amerophobia, a fear of Americans and American culture which, after the stellar example PhantomGh0st has displayed....is pretty easy to understand.

    I have to bounce to work, but I`ll be curious to see if any Americans have offered you any support in this PhantomGh0st, or if they think you`re as idiotic as we do.
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:41 pm
    Yeah, I would actually consider that the lower quality... that we would see at Walmart.... you know the stuff that we purchase for its purpose... I am not a mechanic, I do not need a quality tool to work on my car, as a mechanic would.

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    uatme Male 18-29
    1068 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:42 pm
    Wow PhantomGh0st is trolling hard.. but seems to me most of what he is saying is boasting Canada, that might be the grammar tho.
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:43 pm
    Well the extra $35k a year also helped the move... but the biggest benefit was getting away from canada.
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:45 pm
    If my lack of concern for spelling and grammar on this website makes you feel better about your country then I am very happy... and your welcome.

    But apparently, you just cannot comprehend anything if I use a comma instead of a semi-colon or something... must suck.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 3:16 pm
    ladies, let me show you how to deal with the common and ignorant american troll:

    hey douchedick, U SUCK!
  44. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 3:54 pm
    Nobody says douchedick. Dumbass.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4710 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 4:04 pm
    IAB cat fight!!! If phantom ghost is trolling, why bother with the 3 pages of comments here arguing. Although you canadians do a fair bit of anti american trolling here too. and in his defence...Canada does suck. All of europe too. Suck it everybody. USA! USA! USA!
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 4:08 pm
    And also, why did you simply say ladies.

    When 3/4 of the canadians arguing here were male.

    Or do you think your like a ladies man with your hippy mexican haircut pedro from napolean dynamite.
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    i-am-evil Male 18-29
    510 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 4:57 pm
    I don`t want people to think that PhantomGh0st represents American IAB users.

    Phantom, learn when to use "your" and "you`re" appropriately. You`re making us all look like dumbasses because of your poor grammar
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 5:20 pm
    The only problem I have with Canada is their bags of milk. Otherwise I say fine work Canada and thanks for the Chevy Impalas.
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    eovogt Male 18-29
    197 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 6:18 pm
    Where the hell do you get a bag of milk? I`ve never seen one D:
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 6:45 pm
    @Phantomghost.

    Obvious troll, is obvious.

    21 posts. Lurk moar, newfag....


    U mad, bro ?? Really, u mad ???
  51. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 7:40 pm
    Damn, this happened to a friend of mine the other day.
  52. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 8:03 pm
    Douchedick, you still suck big sweaty Mexican donkey balls
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 8:04 pm
    I bet you love it, that`s why you moved closer to Mexico, wanted to be closer to some donkey balls to lick, you big douchedick
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 8:09 pm
    what you mean my Antonio Banderas in "el Mariachi" haircut? Yeah the ladies love it

    ,

    it`s better than your douchedick haircut
  55. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 8:24 pm
    sorry I move to a state that said get the f*ck out illegal mexicans.

    Worked pretty good too... got the pos legal 1s out too.

    Hows it feel being a mexican in canada with a no soul ginger canadian. I can only imagine how terrible it must be.
  56. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 8:24 pm
    And I am a man, I do not have long hair.

    I have a lined up buzz cut... no gay sh*t `round here mexican.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 8:25 pm
    it`s awesome, no donkey balls to suck though, so we don`t get any douchedicks
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 8:26 pm
    you`re a MAN?!! wtf really? the lack of balls was a tip-off
  59. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 8:30 pm
    Just cuz you see 1 post with the word douchedick in it does not mean anybody says it... nobody says it.

    What is your fascination with balls.

    I do not really understand your mexican/canadian humor. Your like talking about donkey balls to suck and what not. Don`t know maybe it is the bombay gin from London... or maybe it is just your gay ass mexican/canadian jokes are not funny they are gay.
  60. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 8:32 pm
    what? douchedick doesn`t understand ball sucking jokes? I guess you`re just too serious about sweaty mexican donkey ball-sucking
  61. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 8:36 pm
    1. Saying balls over does not make you cool... it just proves you have an obsession with balls.

    2. Saying douchedick repeatedly because you saw it in a post today about Americans... does not mean it is true. As of right now... the person who wrote that and you are the only 2 fags who say that. It is simply douche or douche bag not douchedick.
    3. Your haircut is gay. That guy you pictured might get a lot of pussy (very doubtful based on the gay haircut) but you surely do not. Apparently all you could get is a canadian ginger. Really... nobody likes gingers... nobody likes canadians.
    4. Donkeys are only cool in mexico... go back to mexico and tell your donkey balls jokes... they just make you sound gay as hell here.
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    tacks Female 18-29
    155 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 8:39 pm
    Meh, I wish they could come up with new Canadian stereotypes, I`m sick of these.
  63. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 8:39 pm
    Nice scruff mexican.

    Maybe a few years you can grow a real beard... until then... shave it off because that poo does not even look like peach fuzz... it is really pathetic.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 8:40 pm
    1. You`re a douchedick, a douchebag, a douche and a turd sandwich.
    2. You love the donkey balls
    3. My haircut is awesome. Yours attracts donkey balls
    4. I get as much female crotch-to-crotch action as you get balls-to-face action from donkey balls. And man, it`s a lot, this haircut really works.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 8:41 pm
    Nice lack of scruff douchedick, maybe you can grow a teenie tiny moustache when you rub your face in the crotch of a donkey
  66. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 8:48 pm
    1. You obviously are a fan of south park which is funny because they are consistently insult mexican and gingers... next you will tell me your a jew. Turd Sandwich... drating mexican.

    2. You look like a bitch.

    3. I do not like donkey balls remember I am not from that poor country that can only afford donkeys... we got cars, trains, trucks, planes, boats, etc to transport our sh*t here. Seriously, even if this is all you joking, your continuous use of the words donkey balls and douchedicks really does tell me your a fag. I also know that no soul ginger your dating is just temporary until you come out of the closet... or whatever you want to call admitting your gay in mexican/canadian.

    4. Crotch to crotch. Wow, you cannot sound any more gay if you tried... Lets call it what it is ... pussy. I can gladly state I have never been so unfortunate to have to witness freckles and red/orange ginger pussy. Some guys (mexicans) like that kind of poo... eve
  67. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 8:50 pm
    No I shave because I do not go for the ugliest bitch in the room. Go with some real facial hair or shave it off because you really look pathetic with the mexi-stashe
  68. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 8:56 pm
    1. Be honest man, you`ve never seen any pussy, straight guys don`t try that hard to convince people they`re straight.
    2. You ARE a bitch
    3. But that`s why you moved closer to Mexico right? To get the donkey balls faster with all those cars, made in Canada or Mexico, trains and planes made in Korea, France or England, and to get your poor ass in debt `til you die with nothing other in your life but the title of "biggest douchedick int he internet"
    4. You`re a fag too
    5. I can count higher than 4 holy sh*t!
  69. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:00 pm
    Really man, picking on a man`s beard? Are you really stupid enough to call a scruffy man a "fag", oh wait, yes you are, you`ve repeatedly shown to be dumber than a rock

  70. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:02 pm
    Well, guess I win? He stated he is a fag too.

    So you admit your a fag. I am no fag mexican. I will not settle for the first girl who thinks the homosexual haircut and lesbian facial hair look is cute. I do have standards.

    No, my state got rid of all you and your donkeys. We took out the illegals.... which as a result got rid of all the legal mexicans... win win situation pedro.

    Glad you can count more than 4.... me too gotta count my money backwards bruh... no pesos here... don`t live that fake it til you make it sh*t round here.
  71. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:02 pm
    PhatomDoucheDick, be honest, you shave because donkeys don`t like the feel of your peach-fuzz on their balls
  72. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:03 pm
    Damn, you sure got lots of picture of men that you think you look like with easy access on your computer.
  73. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:04 pm
    I shave because I can pay the 99cents for a razor.
  74. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:05 pm
    Sh*t how much of an idiot can you be, I`m obviously in Canada, where dollars are worth more than the stupid-ass unicolour toilet paper you use as currency.

    You got rid of the illegals? I guess that`s how you can now barely afford health-care, as with no competition your McDonalds job is available for douchedicks like you.

    Finding pictures of men on the internet? Yeah, you can find them really quickly, just change the search to "scruff" from "sweaty-donkey balls"
  75. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:07 pm
    you use a 99c razor? lol, not only a douchedick, but a poor-ass douchedick. I was right on the money with the McDonalds thing wasn`t I?

    Douchedick... I shave with a really nice razor, because in Canada, things are real high-quality, you know, not chinese 99c razors.
  76. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:09 pm
    gringoland: Canada`s bitch
  77. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:13 pm
    Yeah glad to know you like to search for pictures of men on the internet.

    I afford healthcare just fine. I know what I want in life... and that is what I worked for. No democrat is going to ruin my country nor my life. He has a few months left until we boot him out and get a real president.

    Socialism does not make sense ma`am. There are plenty of teenagers going through college to fill my orders at mcdonalds... which btw mcdonalds in america is low end... I know in mexico that is considered a delicacy because I worked with them as a consultant for planning where to put that poo. Real easy... fly a helicopter look for busy mexican area, pay them close to nothing to take it from them... build a mcdonalds... and the poor mexicans will pay 5 weeks salary ($1.00) to eat what we consider poo fast food here.
  78. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:16 pm
    Glad to know you acknowledge looking for pictures of donkey-balls on the internet.

    I afford healthcare just... oh wait, I don`t have to! Weee it`s awesome!!

    Enjoy that stuff you stick on chopped broom-handles you call burgers, in Mexico we prefer to eat something called uh... Mexican food, ever heard of it? it`s everywhere in your country.

    Let me see, richest man in the world? Mexican. Take that up the ass douchedick.
  79. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:16 pm
    Yeah real nice razor your using... I think you missed a spot. Missed your whole face for that matter.

    I did not say I use a 99cent razor. I simply stated I can pay the 99cents to buy 1 to shave... which based on the scruff you have, I assumed
    1. You could not afford that.
    2. You are too much of a fag to think the 12 yr old puberty look is in style (I really thought this 1)
    3. You did not know how to shave (Thinking this now based on the scruff to fake razor purchase ratio)
  80. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:17 pm
    Mexican not in mexico
  81. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:19 pm
    It`s called testosterone dumbass, if you had any you`d know it makes beards grow, and man with a lot of it, you know, a manly man who like kicking douchedicks in the dick for sucking donkey balls and making dumb remarks on the internet, gets a shadow even after shaving with the best razor available, which isn`t available to you since your McDonalds job won`t let you afford it.
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:19 pm
    We will take the only country with more than 1 in the top 10 of richest people...

    1 Man owns literally all of mexicos money minus a couple hundred dollars... that is really terrible.
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:20 pm
    Not to mention that the richest mexican is his whole family not just him... so what is that 40-50 people sharing that pathetic amount.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:21 pm
    Is it weird that I kind of want jendrian and phantom to just have sex and get it over with? kinda right?
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:22 pm
    Carlos Slim lives in Mexico you dumb douchedick, man, you`re just losing IQ points as we move forward, are you sure you can keep talking? It must be all the McBurgers you`re flipping to maintain your donkey-licking habit.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:23 pm
    Swaywithme... move back lady, I`m trying to handle a troll. This is not my usual self.
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:25 pm
    Yeah, him and his family.. not just 1 person.

    Also, most of his money comes from America.. surely not that poor country of mexico. poo... even mexico hates him they fines him for owning a monopoly.

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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:26 pm
    Yeah do what the mexinadian says step back chubs
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:26 pm
    Men don`t use their feet? These men disagree;


    Your shadow is 10x thicker? Where is it douchedick? I`ve got mine proudly on display and you`ve been arguing for the last half an hour about how you love removing your peach-fuzz because donkeys don`t like it when you lick their balls with it.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:28 pm
    Dumb douchedick at his finest, talking about something he has no idea about. Carlos Slim gets most of his money from Movistar, a Telecom company that handles business all over the freaking world, and I guess you mean your rich american people have no families.

    Geez, how much of an ignorant idiot can you be?
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:29 pm
    No I mean he simply did not do that on his own.. his family is involved... where as all the top richest Americans strictly did it on their own.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:30 pm
    Hahah Oh I know, I`ve already been there, done that today. I`ll just sit back with my popcorn and watch the semen fly.
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:31 pm
    Nobody says douchedick. So lets please save you the embarrassment of accidentally saying that in public... just quit with the douchedick... you and 1 other fag say it.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:31 pm
    @Phantomghost. Congrats. For the first time in my life, I find myself wanting to see an intellectually handicapped person get a verbal beatdown.

    F*uck him up, Jendrian. +9000 internets for you !!
  95. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:31 pm
    Only mexinadians cum earlier.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:32 pm
    oh you mean like the russian Alexandr Provetkin, seen here punching the f*ck out of your american Chris Byrd? You know, the same boxer manly man who`s the current boxing champion?
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:32 pm
    Oh god is that a wow fag using that 9000 term there... drating canadians taking 5 year old statements and pretending they are still used today .
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:33 pm
    Why would I care who knocks out who in a real fighting sport?

    I have nothing against most countries.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:33 pm
    Haha see douchedick? Even swaywithme wants to see the donkey come on your face already
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:34 pm
    I love how I started by saying: "douchedick" and you immediately knew I was talking to you. Man, you just identify yourself with being a douchedick.
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:34 pm
    Cum*

    Not come.
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:36 pm
    And that was not swaywithme

    Hot taco jesus (thats what you say in mexico right?) you sure are dumb.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:36 pm
    Oh oh oh, you mean you didn`t notice that the men in that real sport have a beard shadow, and long hair? Man you couldn`t be any more of a dumb fag if you tried.
  104. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:38 pm
    I guess common sense of knowing the fact that you are not arguing with the other 5 or 6 canadians that are arguing with me...

    Best thing is, I am drinking, so to me this is pretty fun to end my night... you are all sober arguing with me, thinking I am serious... using words like douchedick and douchedonkeydick etc... making fags of your scruffy mexinadian self.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:38 pm
    You`ve lost your ability to read man, she got popcorn to see semen fly to your face, which your refusal to deny it makes it true. I see you`re very passionate about your donkey cum.

    Yeah man we love tacos in Mexico, they`re the bomb, they have god-like powers, and taste delicious, unlike your sh*tty McDonalds pink-slime, which you`re certainly familiar with.
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:38 pm
    Actually the guy knocking him out is clean shaving.
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:39 pm
    Taco bell = 100 mexican tacos... I said it.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:42 pm
    PhantomDoucheDickDonkeyBallSucker: just admit it, the donkey came on your face and you need to clean or swallow.

    Have a good night drunkie!
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:43 pm
    Man, testosterone, seriously look it up, it puts beards on men`s faces. It`s made in balls similar to the ones you`ve been licking.
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:43 pm
    Had a good night*
    I have never seen a donkey in person... maybe because this is not the 1400s when donkeys were useful... I don`t know.

    Remember your from mexico.. not me. We have laws against drating donkeys dogs and poo.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:45 pm
    but that has never stopped you has it?
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:48 pm
    Never thought I would get to quote this but I can!
    All you motherdraters are gonna pay. YOU ARE THE 1s WHO ARE BALL LICKERS. Were gonna drat you mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to hollywood and find those miramax drats who are making the movie , were gonna make em eat our poo then poo our poo then eat their poo that is made up of our poo that we made em eat. Then all you motherdraters are next!
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:51 pm
    Haha nice, quoting Jay & Silent Bob.

    Go get some more donkey-balls douchedick, you know you want to.
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:51 pm
    This is the most action any canadian topic has got in their entire life!

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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:52 pm
    You sure are up to date on your american movies and tv shows.
  116. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:52 pm
    you must be dunking a pair of big sweaty donkey-balls on your booze, that`s why you can`t stop drinking
  117. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:53 pm
    Now if only you could understand that I am not just saying this because you are a fag... but seriously... nobody says douchedick so stop using it.
  118. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:53 pm
    oh man, I watch your movies, they`re funny. I also watch movies from everywhere else in the world, what`s your point? That I have eyes? You`re sure stupid
  119. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:55 pm
    You are sure stupid?

    So you were insulting the fact that I was not using proper grammar and spelling and here you are making statements that do not make sense.

    correct would be You sure are stupid.. not you`re sure stupid.
  120. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:55 pm
    `merica, land of the groped balls


    Thanks to douchedick here, not even donkey balls go untouched
  121. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:56 pm
    Douchedick, I was joking before, but you`re correcting my spelling wrong dumbass, way to look even dumber than you already did
  122. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:57 pm
    Ok.. I am going to bed... don`t go getting hard of that statement.


    In all seriousness... nobody says douchedick

    You use the words balls and donkeyballs too frequently. Kind of scary.

    I do not really hate canada or mexico or gingers, but it was fun arguing. Like your picture... deuces!
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:59 pm
    that`s right douchedick, go back to your donkey balls
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 10:01 pm
    Aaaaaand, the troll is gone, and peace returns to our land. I encourage everybody to call this dumbass douchedick every time he makes a stupid comment, if it doesn`t correct the behaviour, it`ll at least make everything funnier.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 10:03 pm
    Phantomghost....bro, yours is truly the coolest story ever !!! Now, time for you to stfu and gtfo.

    Jendrain wins this thread, hands down.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 10:05 pm
    Geez @jendrian, just let this hate-spewing bigot go back under his bridge already.
    @PhantomGh0st: Don`t you have a raid to do or something?

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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 10:05 pm
    Wee! thanks!
  128. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 10:07 pm
    haha patchgrabber, that was the whole point, read the whole thing on full knowledge that I`m trolling this douche and you`ll probably lol a few times

    Edit: Oh yeah, it starts on page 4
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    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 2:35 am
    I think loads of snow is definitely better weather, we have very `meh` weather in England, it`s never particularly warm and it`s never particularly cold. The only thing we`re particularly good at is rain, we win at rain
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    Panicdevil Female 13-17
    37 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 2:58 am
    @Phantomghost & @Jendrian
    ...You DO realize you both look like retards for even participating in an argument on I-A-B?
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 6:34 am
    You do realize, I do not care.
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    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 8:44 am
    That`s what Canadian hospitality is all aboot, if you like you can have all my money and my leg
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    bucksteeth Male 18-29
    134 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 11:19 am
    Canada is pretty cool, however, I believe it would beneficial to all parties involved if Canada joined America.
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    Gauddith Female 18-29
    231 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 5:27 pm
    @Frankii I know that feel. Washington is like England, but without the competence.

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