Treat Your Guy To The Donut Penis Trick [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 4 years ago Weird

Thanks for the sex advice, Cosmopolitan magazine!
There are 55 comments:
Male 216
Profworm, the ultimate troll.
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Male 766
I tries oral sex with crunchy peanut butter on my lady . . . we LoL so much, lost the moment - looked like baby poop . . .
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Male 4,014
THAT isn`t a "glazed donut"
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Male 2,619
All that sugar will ease the crabs too.

Rots their teeth, you get a good nights sleep.
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Male 481
I keep picturing Wilford Brimley getting this, uh, treatment while saying `Diabetus!`

I wish I would stop picturing it.
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Female 121
Aww, poor HolyGod. Eighteen and still hasn`t hit puberty.
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Male 365
They assume that a pen!s would fit thought that hole?
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Male 7,907
Mikeoxsbiggg

Pubes? Gross.
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Male 1,497
Damn sugar would get all melted in your pubes. Can`t be good for you. I like the moxie though.
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Male 5,811
Wearing protection: you`re doing it wrong.
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Male 2,592
That`s dumb as hell and kind of gross. But it comes with bj so.. hell can`t say no to that.
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Male 319
Welp, that put me off sex and doughnuts for a while...
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Male 950
wat
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Male 160
Hooray for thrush!
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Female 54
I hope the next section tells the girls doing that to be ready for a yeast infection from all that sugar once the guy wants to stick it in the pie!
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Male 571
This is maybe the stupidest thing I`ve seen in a long time.
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Male 11,740
[quote]Someone made this up without ever having tried it. What dick would fit thru a donut hole fer chrissakes?[/quote]

Have you ever seen an Asian man naked? How about a Jewish man? Yeah....I didn`t think so.
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Male 6,227
LOL @ Ollie`s response. +1
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Female 1,566
This is challenge #1 of the 31 Days of Hot Sex Challenge, which was really just a bunch of really weird things to do while you bang. I hear the "pour massage oil on his chest and rub it in with nothing but your bare boobs" challenge was a lot more popular.
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Male 761
how about you cook me a donut while blowing me.

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Female 6,381
Someone made this up without ever having tried it. What dick would fit thru a donut hole fer chrissakes?
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Male 15,832
Better still, I`ll eat the damned donut while you gobble my knob.
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Male 1,810
They actually printed this in that magazine ?? LOL !!!
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Male 904
If your man`s wiener can fit in a standard donut hole you`re either 10 years old or you need a new boyfriend.
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Female 3,562
First let him add some glaze to the doughnut himself.
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Male 15,510
Getting fat while having sex, so American
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Male 37,888

@ Markust - :) well said!

@ ani187, [quote]"What if you don`t like donuts"[/quote] Not to worry, we`ll stick it through a pizza slice if needed. Spread some quacamole down there. Name your pleasure.
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Male 2,675
A few years back my then-girlfriend read an article to me about using a smooth flat rock on the guy. WhoTF writes these sex tips and have they EVER been with a man that doesn`t live in his parents` basement?!
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Male 360
food and sex is NOT cool.
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Male 5,811
I`m going to try putting a timbit in my gf`s pink bits and see if I can get it out with my mouth. It`s called "rolling up the rim." Nothin` wrong with that.
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Male 2,841
It`s even more fun when your gal is blind.
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Female 4,447
What if you don`t like donuts? I don`t.
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Male 735
i have a feeling i would really dislike the person writing for this magazine...
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Male 1,590
"Sex for fat asses."

Hey, we take what we can get.
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Male 4,283
This could have been the only funny "America this is why you are fat".
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Male 36,374
"My Anaconda don`t want none unless you got Donuts hun!" - Sir Mixalot.
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Male 376
@Gerry1of1 - we just tell them we`ve never came from a blowjob before. women are very competitive.
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Male 37,888

Now I know why they call it `Bait n Tackle`.
You guys have to lure women to it with food!
You poor, poor straight guys. Gay men go nuts for it,
actually enjoy peniss {penis`? peni`s? peni ? f*ckit} peckers!
But you have to entice women with the promis of food, money, or
matrimony to get them anywhere near your Flesh Wesael.
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Male 1,832
Sex for fat asses.
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Male 322
That would just lead to some very sticky nether regions. Also a new excuse as to why your balls are stuck to your thigh.
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Male 658
Alternatively: Use your vagina.
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Male 694
ive never seen a standard donut with a hole big enough. why has nobody mentioned that yet?
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Male 10,845
Those damn donut-fu<kers!
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Male 1
why gently?
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Male 380
And if you use four donuts it`ll last longer and you won`t have to eat for the rest of the day....and if you`re really lucky there will be extra glazing in the end!
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Male 914
http://www.youtu.be/mP2xCRQRyUU
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Male 17
Insert obligatory `glaze` joke here...
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Male 36,374
Yeah. OR you could just be nice to him!
NAW that`ll never work.
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Male 663
Always wondered how fat people had foreplay.
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Male 267
Why do I get the feeling the cosmo writers have never been in a relationship?
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Male 762
Ladies... it is straight forward. Don`t complicate things.
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Male 926
No penis will fit in a donut hole. Of this I am quite convinced.

But if it hypothetically could, this would gross me out and I wouldn`t want to play anymore.
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Male 6,737
Screw that! I`m eating that doughring!
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Male 10
"americans"
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Female 1,328
Link: Treat Your Guy To The Donut Penis Trick [Pic] [Rate Link] - Thanks for the sex advice, Cosmopolitan magazine!
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