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Date: 05/16/12 03:36 PM

55 Responses to Treat Your Guy To The Donut Penis Trick [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1273 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 3:37 pm
    Link: Treat Your Guy To The Donut Penis Trick - Thanks for the sex advice, Cosmopolitan magazine!
  2. Profile photo of emosalad
    emosalad Male 18-29
    10 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 3:41 pm
    "americans"
  3. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 3:43 pm
    Screw that! I`m eating that doughring!
  4. Profile photo of maddux32
    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 3:45 pm
    No penis will fit in a donut hole. Of this I am quite convinced.

    But if it hypothetically could, this would gross me out and I wouldn`t want to play anymore.
  5. Profile photo of unmercyfuldu
    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 3:45 pm
    Ladies... it is straight forward. Don`t complicate things.
  6. Profile photo of nijd
    nijd Male 18-29
    267 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 3:45 pm
    Why do I get the feeling the cosmo writers have never been in a relationship?
  7. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 3:46 pm
    Always wondered how fat people had foreplay.
  8. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32825 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 3:49 pm
    Yeah. OR you could just be nice to him!
    NAW that`ll never work.
  9. Profile photo of fnp90
    fnp90 Male 30-39
    17 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 3:51 pm
    Insert obligatory `glaze` joke here...
  10. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 3:53 pm
    http://www.youtu.be/mP2xCRQRyUU
  11. Profile photo of wolladude
    wolladude Male 30-39
    366 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 3:55 pm
    And if you use four donuts it`ll last longer and you won`t have to eat for the rest of the day....and if you`re really lucky there will be extra glazing in the end!
  12. Profile photo of drewgroove
    drewgroove Male 40-49
    1 post
    May 16, 2012 at 4:02 pm
    why gently?
  13. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 4:10 pm
    Those damn donut-fu<kers!
  14. Profile photo of faaaaq
    faaaaq Male 18-29
    693 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 4:11 pm
    ive never seen a standard donut with a hole big enough. why has nobody mentioned that yet?
  15. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 4:18 pm
    Alternatively: Use your vagina.
  16. Profile photo of stk5m
    stk5m Male 18-29
    322 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 4:20 pm
    That would just lead to some very sticky nether regions. Also a new excuse as to why your balls are stuck to your thigh.
  17. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 4:23 pm
    Sex for fat asses.
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36691 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 4:34 pm

    Now I know why they call it `Bait n Tackle`.
    You guys have to lure women to it with food!
    You poor, poor straight guys. Gay men go nuts for it,
    actually enjoy peniss {penis`? peni`s? peni ? f*ckit} peckers!
    But you have to entice women with the promis of food, money, or
    matrimony to get them anywhere near your Flesh Wesael.
  19. Profile photo of Brometheus
    Brometheus Male 30-39
    376 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 4:45 pm
    @Gerry1of1 - we just tell them we`ve never came from a blowjob before. women are very competitive.
  20. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32825 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 4:49 pm
    "My Anaconda don`t want none unless you got Donuts hun!" - Sir Mixalot.
  21. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3890 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 4:58 pm
    This could have been the only funny "America this is why you are fat".
  22. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 5:29 pm
    "Sex for fat asses."

    Hey, we take what we can get.
  23. Profile photo of mon360
    mon360 Male 13-17
    735 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 5:57 pm
    i have a feeling i would really dislike the person writing for this magazine...
  24. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 6:13 pm
    What if you don`t like donuts? I don`t.
  25. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 6:36 pm
    It`s even more fun when your gal is blind.
  26. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 6:53 pm
    I`m going to try putting a timbit in my gf`s pink bits and see if I can get it out with my mouth. It`s called "rolling up the rim." Nothin` wrong with that.
  27. Profile photo of ihurtmyself
    ihurtmyself Male 30-39
    361 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 6:55 pm
    food and sex is NOT cool.
  28. Profile photo of Runemang
    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 7:03 pm
    A few years back my then-girlfriend read an article to me about using a smooth flat rock on the guy. WhoTF writes these sex tips and have they EVER been with a man that doesn`t live in his parents` basement?!
  29. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36691 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    @ Markust - :) well said!

    @ ani187, "What if you don`t like donuts" Not to worry, we`ll stick it through a pizza slice if needed. Spread some quacamole down there. Name your pleasure.
  30. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 7:17 pm
    Getting fat while having sex, so American
  31. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 7:35 pm
    First let him add some glaze to the doughnut himself.
  32. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 7:55 pm
    If your man`s wiener can fit in a standard donut hole you`re either 10 years old or you need a new boyfriend.
  33. Profile photo of lawndartsftw
    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 8:21 pm
    They actually printed this in that magazine ?? LOL !!!
  34. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 9:01 pm
    Better still, I`ll eat the damned donut while you gobble my knob.
  35. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 9:24 pm
    Someone made this up without ever having tried it. What dick would fit thru a donut hole fer chrissakes?
  36. Profile photo of peakingo
    peakingo Male 30-39
    761 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 9:32 pm
    how about you cook me a donut while blowing me.

  37. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 9:39 pm
    This is challenge #1 of the 31 Days of Hot Sex Challenge, which was really just a bunch of really weird things to do while you bang. I hear the "pour massage oil on his chest and rub it in with nothing but your bare boobs" challenge was a lot more popular.
  38. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 9:59 pm
    LOL @ Ollie`s response. +1
  39. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 10:39 pm
    Someone made this up without ever having tried it. What dick would fit thru a donut hole fer chrissakes?

    Have you ever seen an Asian man naked? How about a Jewish man? Yeah....I didn`t think so.
  40. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 10:52 pm
    This is maybe the stupidest thing I`ve seen in a long time.
  41. Profile photo of sapling
    sapling Female 18-29
    54 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 12:34 am
    I hope the next section tells the girls doing that to be ready for a yeast infection from all that sugar once the guy wants to stick it in the pie!
  42. Profile photo of Orgasmo
    Orgasmo Male 18-29
    160 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 3:12 am
    Hooray for thrush!
  43. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 4:07 am
    wat
  44. Profile photo of Zach82
    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 5:32 am
    Welp, that put me off sex and doughnuts for a while...
  45. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 5:48 am
    That`s dumb as hell and kind of gross. But it comes with bj so.. hell can`t say no to that.
  46. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 6:43 am
    Wearing protection: you`re doing it wrong.
  47. Profile photo of Mikeoxsbiggg
    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 7:18 am
    Damn sugar would get all melted in your pubes. Can`t be good for you. I like the moxie though.
  48. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6781 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 7:46 am
    Mikeoxsbiggg

    Pubes? Gross.
  49. Profile photo of nayrbarr
    nayrbarr Male 18-29
    366 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 8:07 am
    They assume that a pen!s would fit thought that hole?
  50. Profile photo of PirateNinja
    PirateNinja Female 13-17
    121 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 8:45 am
    Aww, poor HolyGod. Eighteen and still hasn`t hit puberty.
  51. Profile photo of Profworm
    Profworm Male 30-39
    399 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 9:25 am
    I keep picturing Wilford Brimley getting this, uh, treatment while saying `Diabetus!`

    I wish I would stop picturing it.
  52. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 9:43 am
    All that sugar will ease the crabs too.

    Rots their teeth, you get a good nights sleep.
  53. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 11:51 am
    THAT isn`t a "glazed donut"
  54. Profile photo of photomstr
    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 9:15 pm
    I tries oral sex with crunchy peanut butter on my lady . . . we LoL so much, lost the moment - looked like baby poop . . .
  55. Profile photo of j_dizzek_27
    j_dizzek_27 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 7:26 pm
    Profworm, the ultimate troll.

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