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Date: 05/11/12 04:14 PM

35 Responses to This Is Why Every Cat Is A Dick [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 4:17 pm
    Link: This Is Why Every Cat Is A Dick - $270 for the Kitty Condo, spends its time in the goddamn box.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36868 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    Gospel!
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 4:27 pm
    You could just hang on to that $270, go to the store, ask for a free box, bring it home, give it to your cat.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36868 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    Ani - that cat won`t want it then.
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 4:53 pm
    kinda like kids! >> at least the ones I know, would rather have the box than the toy.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6919 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 5:20 pm
    I bought that same one on amazon for Like $40. Maybe your kitty knows you are a sucker and is ashamed of you.
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 5:21 pm
    EPIC IDEA!!! get rid of the box.
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 5:22 pm
    He`s teaching you a lesson. It`s the little things bitch
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2348 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 5:31 pm
    If someone paid $270 for what amounts to maybe $20 worth of materials, then it serves them right.
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    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 5:42 pm
    judging by the amount of hair on the kitty condo, it looks like it got plenty of use.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 5:46 pm
    Cats will sit anywhere though.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 6:58 pm
    $270 for that? Boy you dun got ripped off.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 7:13 pm
    $270 ?! Someone is shopping at the Tiffany`s of pet stores and doesn`t know sh|t about how to build something.
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    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 7:21 pm
    Maybe the cat he ordered finally came in.
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 7:32 pm
    Have to side with others here. Cat Towers are expensive but if you paid more than 80-110 for that you are short bus special.
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1097 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 7:40 pm
    I looked at something similar to that for my kitty..but it wasn`t 270 bucks either lol..my kitty is perfectly happy with her $20 dollar scratcher that came with a dangle thingy lol
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 7:48 pm
    A cat owner would know a cat prefers a small box.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 8:23 pm
    "Honey! Where`s the tape?"
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 8:25 pm
    I think it`s called "The Maru Effect":

    To a cat, the box is more interesting than whatever it contained.
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 8:40 pm
    Who would spend more than $30 for a cat tree thing Could go buy the poo at hardware store and literally build one 10x better and bigger for 1/7 the price.

    Good cat, tell them to take that poo back cuz the box is all you need. Stupid owners for thinking they need to spend money to please the cat.

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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 9:49 pm
    270?? Hell no hahah
  22. Profile photo of anarchsoul
    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    593 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 10:30 pm
    Thats just like a kid...
  23. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 10:59 pm
    I have a cat tower and 2 cats. Both the cats love the cat tower, but they only really like sitting in the top level so they fight with each other for who gets to sit there. My brother`s cat also likes sitting in boxes just as much though. My cat isn`t a huge fan of boxes :P
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    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 10:59 pm
    That`s not why the cat is a dick. That`s you`re a dick for wasting $270 when could have just gotten him a box.
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 11:01 pm
    Also there`s no way in hell that cost $270. My cat tower cost under $50 and it`s more than 2x the size of that thing. o_o
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 11:12 pm
    Wow! Lillian, where the hell did you find something over twice the size for under $50?!? When our cat finally claws hers to rubble I`ll go there and buy one!
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 11:22 pm
    carmium, I think it was Costco but we`ve had it for a few so I can`t remember exactly. Wherever it was, it was on sale. It might have actually been in the $50-75 range but definitely not more than that.

    Here`s a picture, my cat`s the orange one ^^

    We also have a cat house that`s taller than the one in IAB`s picture that wasn`t very expensive either. We`ve had that one for even longer though and I can`t remember where it was from.
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    Alexitron Male 18-29
    7 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 3:37 am
    The cat is a genius. Just trying to explain Quantum entanglement to its owner. Schrodinger would be proud.
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    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 7:38 am
    I bought my cat a kitty condo, and he didn`t use it. So, I gave the condo away. A week or so later, a friend gave my cat a kitty condo, and he loves it.

    Now that is a dick cat.
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    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 8:25 am
    We`ve got that post, it was £20 new off ebay, but it was really flimsy because it was held up with the one post, so we ended up selling it. If someone spent £270 they got shafted.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 9:42 am
    vv @LillianDulci: You`ve placed the tower well! They get to look all around while sitting up there!!! Kittehs love that.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 9:58 am
    Cat cleverer than photographer. Bright cat-owners give the cat the box without the kitty condo
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    mzacur Male 18-29
    112 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 2:34 pm
    Its more fun to just make your own cat furniture...a lot cheaper too!
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    Noggin01 Male 30-39
    72 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 3:21 pm
    >>> We`ve got that post, it was £20 new off ebay, but it was really flimsy because it was held up with the one post, so we ended up selling it. If someone spent £270 they got shafted.

    No one spent $270 on this thing. This post, like 80% of the posts on this poo hole site, was taken from Reddit. However, the person that posted it claimed to have spent $30 on it. So not only is this site incapable of generating NEW content, it is also incapable of copying rehashed poo.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7752 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 3:32 pm
    The cat didnt spend the $270 so how does that make him the dick?

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