This Is Why Every Cat Is A Dick [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Funny

$270 for the Kitty Condo, spends its time in the goddamn box.
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Male 7,775
The cat didnt spend the $270 so how does that make him the dick?
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Male 72
>>> We`ve got that post, it was £20 new off ebay, but it was really flimsy because it was held up with the one post, so we ended up selling it. If someone spent £270 they got shafted.

No one spent $270 on this thing. This post, like 80% of the posts on this poo hole site, was taken from Reddit. However, the person that posted it claimed to have spent $30 on it. So not only is this site incapable of generating NEW content, it is also incapable of copying rehashed poo.
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Male 112
Its more fun to just make your own cat furniture...a lot cheaper too!
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Male 5,874
Cat cleverer than photographer. Bright cat-owners give the cat the box without the kitty condo
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Male 37,670
vv @LillianDulci: You`ve placed the tower well! They get to look all around while sitting up there!!! Kittehs love that.
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Female 375
We`ve got that post, it was £20 new off ebay, but it was really flimsy because it was held up with the one post, so we ended up selling it. If someone spent £270 they got shafted.
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Female 688
I bought my cat a kitty condo, and he didn`t use it. So, I gave the condo away. A week or so later, a friend gave my cat a kitty condo, and he loves it.

Now that is a dick cat.
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Male 7
The cat is a genius. Just trying to explain Quantum entanglement to its owner. Schrodinger would be proud.
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Female 2,674
carmium, I think it was Costco but we`ve had it for a few so I can`t remember exactly. Wherever it was, it was on sale. It might have actually been in the $50-75 range but definitely not more than that.

Here`s a picture, my cat`s the orange one ^^

We also have a cat house that`s taller than the one in IAB`s picture that wasn`t very expensive either. We`ve had that one for even longer though and I can`t remember where it was from.
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Female 6,381
Wow! Lillian, where the hell did you find something over twice the size for under $50?!? When our cat finally claws hers to rubble I`ll go there and buy one!
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Female 2,674
Also there`s no way in hell that cost $270. My cat tower cost under $50 and it`s more than 2x the size of that thing. o_o
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Male 571
That`s not why the cat is a dick. That`s [quote]you`re[/quote] a dick for wasting $270 when could have just gotten him a box.
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Female 2,674
I have a cat tower and 2 cats. Both the cats love the cat tower, but they only really like sitting in the top level so they fight with each other for who gets to sit there. My brother`s cat also likes sitting in boxes just as much though. My cat isn`t a huge fan of boxes :P
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Male 593
Thats just like a kid...
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Female 3,696
270?? Hell no hahah
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Male 261
Who would spend more than $30 for a cat tree thing Could go buy the poo at hardware store and literally build one 10x better and bigger for 1/7 the price.

Good cat, tell them to take that poo back cuz the box is all you need. Stupid owners for thinking they need to spend money to please the cat.

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Male 6,227
I think it`s called "The Maru Effect":

To a cat, the box is more interesting than whatever it contained.
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Male 15,832
"Honey! Where`s the tape?"
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Male 2,619
A cat owner would know a cat prefers a small box.
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Female 1,163
I looked at something similar to that for my kitty..but it wasn`t 270 bucks either lol..my kitty is perfectly happy with her $20 dollar scratcher that came with a dangle thingy lol
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Male 1,239
Have to side with others here. Cat Towers are expensive but if you paid more than 80-110 for that you are short bus special.
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Male 1,448
Maybe the cat he ordered finally came in.
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Male 17,512
$270 ?! Someone is shopping at the Tiffany`s of pet stores and doesn`t know sh|t about how to build something.
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Male 6,737
$270 for that? Boy you dun got ripped off.
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Male 5,413
Cats will sit anywhere though.
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Female 846
judging by the amount of hair on the kitty condo, it looks like it got plenty of use.
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Male 2,756
If someone paid $270 for what amounts to maybe $20 worth of materials, then it serves them right.
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Male 1,048
He`s teaching you a lesson. It`s the little things bitch
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Male 809
EPIC IDEA!!! get rid of the box.
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Male 8,123
I bought that same one on amazon for Like $40. Maybe your kitty knows you are a sucker and is ashamed of you.
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Female 1,324
kinda like kids! >> at least the ones I know, would rather have the box than the toy.
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Male 38,455

Ani - that cat won`t want it then.
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Female 4,447
You could just hang on to that $270, go to the store, ask for a free box, bring it home, give it to your cat.
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Male 38,455

Gospel!
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Male 20,109
Link: This Is Why Every Cat Is A Dick [Pic] [Rate Link] - $270 for the Kitty Condo, spends its time in the goddamn box.
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