The Zombie Apocalypse Is Upon Us--In Florida!

Submitted by: robinbeirne 5 years ago in Weird
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/miami-police-confrontation-men-leaves-1-dead-1-hurt

No joke, get the hell out of Miami. Miami cops shoot a naked man after he"s found eating another naked man"s face.
There are 28 comments:
Male 340
Not the Zombie Apocalypse, just Floridians.
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Male 1,239
Wow, they claim it was LSD. Say others claim taking LSD before behaving crazy. Then they say this new LSD is commonly called `bath salts` which are MDPV, or methylenedioxypyrovalerone. It is in no way related to lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD). Not only this but it is far more likely that he was using PCP with theses behaviors and symptoms.
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Male 1,832
That`s dratin brutal.
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Male 14,331
On a side note this must`ve been racism cause they shot him and he was unarmed!!!
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Male 14,331
And eveyone laughed at me TOLD YA!!! You all wish you had all these guns, ammo, booze and tactical bacon now LOL!!!
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Female 595
Bad drugs are bad, m`kay?
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Male 15,832
At least he didn`t put him in a car-top carrier and drive him to Canada.
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Female 129
Hide your kids, hide your wife..
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Male 735
rut roh!
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Female 1,803
I think if I were a) homeless and b) missing most of my face after being traumatized by a guy eating me, I`d also want to be shot dead then and there.
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Male 353
I really really wish this was onion news.
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Male 35
knew it
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Male 626
I submitted this. Granted, the title and caption were crap, but still, makes me angry.
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Male 27
Jamie, you get that he was eating another person`s face likely to kill the victim, but you don`t think they should have shot the attacker to remove him as fast as possible? The link said the victim`s nose and eyeballs were eaten. If you were being stabbed, would you rather the cop go up to your attacker and politely ask him to cease and desist or would you want him to shoot to save your life?
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Male 1,135
They didn`t taze him because he was a goddamn zombie
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Male 1,471
That is really darn messed up..
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Female 2,602
[quote]Miami cops shoot a naked man after he`s found eating another naked man`s face. [/quote]

Homophobes.
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Male 39,954

FLORIDUH! FLORIDUH! FLORIDUH!
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Male 2,344
and tazing would not have worked why? or how about just simply throwing him off the other guy?

sorry but shooting him was avoidable. I get that the guy was eating the other person but he was not armed...
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Male 2,150
braaaaiiiinnnnnssssss
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Male 159
Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack:
1.Organize before they rise!
2.They feel no fear, why should you?
3.Use your head: cut off theirs.
4.Blades don’t need reloading.
5.Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6.Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7.Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8.Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9.No place is safe, only safer.
10.The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
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Male 101
I`m buying a gun.
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Male 1,754
PCP is a hell of a drug.
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Male 15,510
So it begins
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Female 426
*Reads that this is the fourth sighting*....godammit...*goes for her zombie gear* Anyone coming along?
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Female 1,566
No, the homeless crackhead apocalypse is upon us. Further proof there are some people we just need to be rid of.
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Male 5,811
So this is what LSD turns you into?

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Male 126
Link: The Zombie Apocalypse Is Upon Us--In Florida! [Rate Link] - No joke, get the hell out of Miami. Miami cops shoot a naked man after he`s found eating another naked man`s face.
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