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Date: 05/28/12 08:09 AM

28 Responses to The Zombie Apocalypse Is Upon Us–In Florida!

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    robinbeirne Male 18-29
    126 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 8:11 am
    Link: The Zombie Apocalypse Is Upon Us--In Florida! - No joke, get the hell out of Miami. Miami cops shoot a naked man after he`s found eating another naked man`s face.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 8:17 am
    So this is what LSD turns you into?

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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 8:18 am
    No, the homeless crackhead apocalypse is upon us. Further proof there are some people we just need to be rid of.
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    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 8:28 am
    *Reads that this is the fourth sighting*....godammit...*goes for her zombie gear* Anyone coming along?
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 8:31 am
    So it begins
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 8:39 am
    PCP is a hell of a drug.
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    SpaceRanger Male 30-39
    101 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 8:42 am
    I`m buying a gun.
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    Qystein Male 18-29
    159 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 8:43 am
    Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack:
    1.Organize before they rise!
    2.They feel no fear, why should you?
    3.Use your head: cut off theirs.
    4.Blades don’t need reloading.
    5.Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
    6.Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
    7.Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
    8.Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
    9.No place is safe, only safer.
    10.The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 9:04 am
    braaaaiiiinnnnnssssss
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 9:20 am
    and tazing would not have worked why? or how about just simply throwing him off the other guy?

    sorry but shooting him was avoidable. I get that the guy was eating the other person but he was not armed...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36196 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 9:29 am

    FLORIDUH! FLORIDUH! FLORIDUH!
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 9:35 am
    Miami cops shoot a naked man after he`s found eating another naked man`s face.

    Homophobes.
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 9:56 am
    That is really darn messed up..
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    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 10:27 am
    They didn`t taze him because he was a goddamn zombie
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    Kladdsf Male 13-17
    27 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 10:49 am
    Jamie, you get that he was eating another person`s face likely to kill the victim, but you don`t think they should have shot the attacker to remove him as fast as possible? The link said the victim`s nose and eyeballs were eaten. If you were being stabbed, would you rather the cop go up to your attacker and politely ask him to cease and desist or would you want him to shoot to save your life?
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    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
    626 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 12:27 pm
    I submitted this. Granted, the title and caption were crap, but still, makes me angry.
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    Arazekiel Male 18-29
    34 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 1:48 pm
    knew it
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    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 2:59 pm
    I really really wish this was onion news.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 3:51 pm
    I think if I were a) homeless and b) missing most of my face after being traumatized by a guy eating me, I`d also want to be shot dead then and there.
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    mon360 Male 13-17
    735 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 5:56 pm
    rut roh!
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    CDarling Female 18-29
    129 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 6:14 pm
    Hide your kids, hide your wife..
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 8:30 pm
    At least he didn`t put him in a car-top carrier and drive him to Canada.
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    KitFox Female 30-39
    595 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 10:18 pm
    Bad drugs are bad, m`kay?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 5:42 am
    And eveyone laughed at me TOLD YA!!! You all wish you had all these guns, ammo, booze and tactical bacon now LOL!!!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 5:43 am
    On a side note this must`ve been racism cause they shot him and he was unarmed!!!
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 7:31 am
    That`s dratin brutal.
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 8:13 am
    Wow, they claim it was LSD. Say others claim taking LSD before behaving crazy. Then they say this new LSD is commonly called `bath salts` which are MDPV, or methylenedioxypyrovalerone. It is in no way related to lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD). Not only this but it is far more likely that he was using PCP with theses behaviors and symptoms.
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    Roland Male 30-39
    288 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 10:46 pm
    Not the Zombie Apocalypse, just Floridians.

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