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Date: 05/09/12 11:31 AM

35 Responses to The True Facts About Bottled Water [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    May 9, 2012 at 11:13 am
    Link: The True Facts About Bottled Water - Ever wonder why bottled water has a slight hint of saline? Well now you know.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    May 9, 2012 at 11:36 am
    Excellent!
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 11:38 am
    Wow. I didn`t know that. I`m never buying bottled water again!
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3234 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 11:40 am
    I don`t know how to react to this post.

    If this site didn`t do so much troll-baiting, this would be legitimately funny; however, due to this site`s history of just trying to get hits makes me think that this is troll-baiting.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1925 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 11:41 am
    The true fact of bottled water is the unnecessary pollution it creates. If your tap water is that bad get a filter.
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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
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    May 9, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Delicious tears.
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    insanoflex Male 18-29
    17 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 11:43 am
    I found this dumb
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 11:55 am
    .... who buries a floppy drive?
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 11:59 am
    stupid
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 12:02 pm
    not including "people who talk in the theater."

    I am disappoint
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 12:05 pm
    this is pretty funny.

    tears of the damned...hahaha
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    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 12:05 pm
    The damned go to hell. Purgatory is a state of purification for those who will ultimately go to heaven. Just saying.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    May 9, 2012 at 12:18 pm
    fetus-mureders
    the would be me i eat eggs
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 9, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    I thought bottled water came from the tears of indonesian children working in factories.
    That`s what they said on MythBusters
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 12:36 pm
    I laughed.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 12:55 pm
    f*ck, I guess I should start drinking bottled water then...
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 1:18 pm
    And here I thought it would be another boring bottled water fact sheet.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 2:02 pm
    That explains a lot, actually...
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 2:07 pm
    I drink mostly bottled water. No wonder I`m such an non-nice individual!! I`m drinking misery
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    spandi Male 18-29
    118 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 2:21 pm
    It didnt reference its sources, so I dont believe a word.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 2:52 pm
    I knew bottled water tasted better for a reason.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 3:19 pm
    "Which contains EVIDENCE of the theory of evil-lution"

    So you agree there is cold, hard, undeniable evidence of this? Yet they still believe their silly book which has no evidence?

    Also, if I ever meet the christian god i`m going to kill him. Evil bastard, he is.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 4:00 pm
    Tears of the damned, mmm... I wonder if they taste better than the tears of a stripper?
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    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 5:12 pm
    Suffering tastes sooo un-chlorinated! Love it!
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    EgalM Male 30-39
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    May 9, 2012 at 7:03 pm
    @TKD_Master

    Are you F`ing kidding me? Can`t tell if your trolling or just stupid. The people and places in the bible have been proven to exist, some still stand for that matter. Science even proved we came from one women, which fits with the bible, hell of a guess for thousands of years ago.

    As for fossils, they prove only that said creatures existed, it however does not mean that any other version of said creature ever lived. They simply took an educated guess that they did. There is no proof that anything has ever changed from one thing into another. Oldest fossil they ever found, is a frog, and it looks exactly like the ones in my pond.
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    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 8:17 pm
    @EgalM hahahaha i think im going to quote what you said and post it in some sort of "poo science illiterate ignorant morons say" forum
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 8:59 pm
    the arguing is pretty entertaining, on another note... lol, bloggers.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    May 9, 2012 at 9:55 pm
    Anything to get people to switch off bottled water XD
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
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    May 9, 2012 at 10:13 pm
    Science !! It explains everything !!
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    PinkHomicide Female 18-29
    355 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 10:46 pm
    The water from heaven part only works if you have a well, otherwise they forgot the part where you and 3000 other people take a dump and they recycle and treat your sewage with chlorine and fluoride.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 12:40 am
    @EgalM: #1: I find it difficult to figure out if @TDK_M is trolling or not too!
    #2 I have just visited your web page and DAMN! You rule buddy!
    #3: IAB: Click on his name, follow to his website, DUH!

    Honestly, I am completely impressed, aside from the owl in a toque!
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    youlikeicecr Male 30-39
    237 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 2:56 am
    A "true" fact as opposed to "fake" facts huh?
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    Otto67 Male 40-49
    438 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 10:14 am
    EgalM,

    So you believe science gets it right when it traces all humans back to one woman

    BUT

    All the evidence in all the related sciences to evolutionary biology does not prove a thing.

    Funny how you accept the science information that conforms to your religious belief but reject the science information that contradicts it.
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    Otto67 Male 40-49
    438 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 10:24 am
    "Oldest fossil they ever found, is a frog, and it looks exactly like the ones in my pond."

    @EgalM

    Wow, you really believe this?

    1. The oldest frog fossils are very different from todays frogs.

    2. Frogs are not the oldest fossils ever found...a 20 second internet search would give you a wealth of sources that show this is wrong.
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    Orchideous Male 18-29
    361 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 9:34 am
    What about scientifically made water?

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