The True Facts About Bottled Water [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Funny

Ever wonder why bottled water has a slight hint of saline? Well now you know.
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Male 361
What about scientifically made water?
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Male 438
"Oldest fossil they ever found, is a frog, and it looks exactly like the ones in my pond."

@EgalM

Wow, you really believe this?

1. The oldest frog fossils are very different from todays frogs.

2. Frogs are not the oldest fossils ever found...a 20 second internet search would give you a wealth of sources that show this is wrong.
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Male 438
EgalM,

So you believe science gets it right when it traces all humans back to one woman

BUT

All the evidence in all the related sciences to evolutionary biology does not prove a thing.

Funny how you accept the science information that conforms to your religious belief but reject the science information that contradicts it.
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Male 237
A "true" fact as opposed to "fake" facts huh?
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Male 37,057
@EgalM: #1: I find it difficult to figure out if @TDK_M is trolling or not too!
#2 I have just visited your web page and DAMN! You rule buddy!
#3: IAB: Click on his name, follow to his website, DUH!

Honestly, I am completely impressed, aside from the owl in a toque!
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Female 355
The water from heaven part only works if you have a well, otherwise they forgot the part where you and 3000 other people take a dump and they recycle and treat your sewage with chlorine and fluoride.
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Male 1,810
Science !! It explains everything !!
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Female 3,696
Anything to get people to switch off bottled water XD
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Female 1,324
the arguing is pretty entertaining, on another note... lol, bloggers.
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Male 911
@EgalM hahahaha i think im going to quote what you said and post it in some sort of "poo science illiterate ignorant morons say" forum
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Male 1,737
@TKD_Master

Are you F`ing kidding me? Can`t tell if your trolling or just stupid. The people and places in the bible have been proven to exist, some still stand for that matter. Science even proved we came from one women, which fits with the bible, hell of a guess for thousands of years ago.

As for fossils, they prove only that said creatures existed, it however does not mean that any other version of said creature ever lived. They simply took an educated guess that they did. There is no proof that anything has ever changed from one thing into another. Oldest fossil they ever found, is a frog, and it looks exactly like the ones in my pond.
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Male 696
Suffering tastes sooo un-chlorinated! Love it!
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Male 2,436
Tears of the damned, mmm... I wonder if they taste better than the tears of a stripper?
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Male 4,793
"Which contains EVIDENCE of the theory of evil-lution"

So you agree there is cold, hard, undeniable evidence of this? Yet they still believe their silly book which has no evidence?

Also, if I ever meet the christian god i`m going to kill him. Evil bastard, he is.
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Female 4,447
I knew bottled water tasted better for a reason.
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Male 118
It didnt reference its sources, so I dont believe a word.
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Male 1,048
I drink mostly bottled water. No wonder I`m such an non-nice individual!! I`m drinking misery
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Male 37,057
That explains a lot, actually...
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Male 5,811
And here I thought it would be another boring bottled water fact sheet.
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Male 2,516
f*ck, I guess I should start drinking bottled water then...
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Female 9,436
I laughed.
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Male 38,066

I thought bottled water came from the tears of indonesian children working in factories.
That`s what they said on MythBusters
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Male 3,592
fetus-mureders
the would be me i eat eggs
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Male 319
The damned go to hell. Purgatory is a state of purification for those who will ultimately go to heaven. Just saying.
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Male 2,345
this is pretty funny.

tears of the damned...hahaha
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Male 1,625
not including "people who talk in the theater."

I am disappoint
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Male 809
stupid
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Male 5,413
.... who buries a floppy drive?
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Male 17
I found this dumb
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Male 1,511

Delicious tears.
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Male 2,403
The true fact of bottled water is the unnecessary pollution it creates. If your tap water is that bad get a filter.
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Male 3,443
I don`t know how to react to this post.

If this site didn`t do so much troll-baiting, this would be legitimately funny; however, due to this site`s history of just trying to get hits makes me think that this is troll-baiting.
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Male 6,737
Wow. I didn`t know that. I`m never buying bottled water again!
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Male 10,339
Excellent!
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Male 19,981
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