The Generation Gap Has Begun: Language Edt. [Pic]

Submitted by: evil_noodle 5 years ago in Weird

I-A-B, can any one of you decipher what Allison means here? It"s like she"s speaking some mutated martian slang.
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Female 16
Is that Kwippy?!
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Male 755
What`s JK Rowling got to do with it?
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Female 956
....

what
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Male 5,617
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman..."
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Male 134
That sh*t freaked me out.
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Male 60
She`s obviously been listening to Rihanna. "Cake,cake,cake..."
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Female 4,359
is she going to put cake icing on herself and he`s going to lick it off? f ucked if I know...
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Male 10,339
"I`ll be so happy when the FB fad is over."

Facebook opens @ $38 a share tomorrow. If it goes above $100 on day one, it won`t be a fad. It`ll probably end up at around $400 a share before the end of the month.

Unless of course, you think Apple is a fad.
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Male 10,339
Guys. An accepted generation gap is 20 years.

Sparki, you would have to be 38 to be in a different generation than this girl, provided of course that she is 17.

If you are talking about the popular names for the generation gaps (Generation X, Generation Y, Baby Boomers, Hippies) That is 10 years, but set in terms of actual years i.e. Baby Boomers being born between 1940 and 1950, Hippies being born between 1950 and 1960, Generation y being born between 1965 and 1975, Generation x being born between 1975 and 1985 etc. etc.

The average birth of a child is to parents who are around 20 years of age. THAT is a true "generation gap". Who the drat has a baby @ 10 years old?

That post was longer than I thought it would be. Also, I kind of knew what it meant, but I didn`t know if it was the Varsity Blues thing, or just straight up licking the snatch.
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Male 1,625
[quote]doesn`t seem that hard to grasp...[/quote]

when I think icing and sex between a man and a woman (or in this case a boy and a girl), its not usually the man doing the licking of `icing.` if it is, he is closet or he really enjoys snowjobs (which could also mean the former)
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Female 7
It`s a Rihanna song. It`s called Birthday cake. The meaning seems pretty straightforward to me.
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Male 766
smells like fish tastes like chicken, ate my first kitty when I was 14 and never looked back
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Male 15,832
Well, if he wants in the worst way, that`s how she ought to give it to him.
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Male 1,008
point taken darkmagic, I guess the 20 year rule is a bit outdated.
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Female 1,181
doesn`t seem that hard to grasp...
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Male 1,625
[quote]she looks about 17, you are 29 or younger, same generation[/quote]

I disagree, thats 12 years difference, thats like calling the hippies and the disco`ers the same generation, or the disco`ers and the MTV-gen the same generation.

you have to remember, we`re getting to the point where kids don`t remember a time when the internet DIDN`T exist. a 17 year old would`ve had dialup internet when they were born, and broadband was readily available when they were just 3-4, they also had cartoons available to them 24/7 on disney/nick; a 29 year old might not have even had a home computer, and they only got to see cartoons on saturday mornings.

I saw the defining moment to split these generations is if they remember the sound of a dialup modem connecting
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Male 1,048
I like where we are, When we drive in your car, I like where we are, Here. Where I`m kicking you out of the passenger seat and leaving you to fend for yourself, you illiterate donkey punching bag!
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Male 353
yeah... i didn`t keep up with slang, i had to read the comments to understand what she was trying to say.
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Female 1,478
That`s.. disgusting.
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Female 1,798
what`s really great is that she has absolutely no idea how much this picture will come back to bite her in the ass when she`s applying for jobs, or trying to do anything in her adult life. Gotta love teens who have no common sense!
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Female 1,798
...seriously? of all the "l33t speak" teens use now adays, THIS is what confuses you????

here`s a simple translation: "I`m a teenage slut and will be appearing on the next season of `Teen Mom`"
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Male 14,827
don`t do it bro, looks like the icing is tainted
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Female 846
cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake
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Male 7
The Cake is a LIE !
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Male 63
ewwwwwwwwwww
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Male 735
she knows her boyfriend wants to lick the icing off in the worst way, duh
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Male 1,832
Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake
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Male 1,008
sparki1980, if i cant trust user submitted bio-data on the internet than the world doesn`t make sense anymore :( jk, I see your age range has now updated. I believe the accepted time span for a generation is about 20 years though.
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Male 329
yusuksomuch

"she looks about 17, you are 29 or younger, same generation"

The age range for me is wrong. I`m in my 30s.
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Male 112
dat man face....
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Male 62
I`d go to jail (again), this time tho for week with this strumpet
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Male 500
@evil noodle: If you have been protected from the horrors of modern pop music like Rihanna (or whatever her name is) then somebody did a good job right there.
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Male 543
i love sluts
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Male 3,612
so she like to suck dick
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Female 4,086
`speaking mutated martian slang`?

i`m 55 and haven`t listened to modern music since 1980 and i got it. so how difficult is this supposed to be?
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Male 1,008
"seriously.. i`m not near the generation of this girl.. and i still get it."

she looks about 17, you are 29 or younger, same generation
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Male 329
description writers on this site are idiots
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Male 329
seriously.. i`m not near the generation of this girl.. and i still get it.
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Male 531

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Male 14,332
It means I have s**tty taste in music.
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Male 531
i think shes referring to the movie Varsity Blues where the girl comes out with just whip cream/icing covering only her lady parts...just my guess
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Male 406
i`m pretty sure she`s referring to receiving cunnilingus.


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Female 1,566
It`s not even her birthday or another special occasion yet the male she is "doing" would still enjoy licking her vaginal area.

AKA the revoltingly trashy song Rhianna did with Chris Brown.
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Male 6,737
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..?
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Male 22
Is that Matt Damon in drag?
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Male 1,008
why the long face allison?
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Female 357
Link: The Generation Gap Has Begun: Language Edt. [Pic] [Rate Link] - I-A-B, can any one of you decipher what Allison means here? It`s like she`s speaking some mutated martian slang.
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