The Female Urinal Has Arrived! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Misc

You"ve come a long way, baby.
There are 45 comments:
Female 212
THANK YOU GOD!
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Male 14,773
Don`t they just use a swizzle stick as a catheter?
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Male 130
This sort of thing has been around in various forms, like the US dollar coin, for a long time. And just about as popular.

You don`t sit on it, you sort of hover over it with your panties down and skirt up, or everything down if you`re wearing pants, and it sticks between your legs, supposedly without touching. But yeah, it looks like a mess waiting to happen.
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Female 2,415
Meh, if it looked halfway clean I`d try it... I`d try not to TOUCH it but I`d try to use it.
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Male 4,893
@MacGuffin..."I don`t know about anyone else, but the garden sprinkler attached to a ferris wheel I appear to have down there would make a mockery of that small a target area.".........WHAT??? I...Uh...Wow! You have what? Try as I might, I just can`t begin to guess at what is going on in your pants. Should I feel sorry for you?
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Female 150
Why would you even TOUCH that with your vagina?
I dont even sit on the toilets, I squat.
If i have to take a dump, hold it in until i get home.

that simple.
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Female 10
I for one would be unwilling to dip my namesake in a germ ridden piss receptacle.
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Male 1,627
my legs! why are they all wet!?
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Female 324
No. Just no.
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Female 39
Why do I feel like some rather.. husky.. women would try to sit on this and break it off the wall..? It looks obscenely brittle to me. And what about the short people? Short legs cannot do as the long legs do.
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Female 1,205
wow, that would be horrible. For women it is actually unhealthy to stand/stand-squat and pee. The urine may not be able to completely leave the bladder and infections can occur. On another note, this is just uncomfortable looking. Why is it so bad to just line the freaking toilet seat and clean up after yourselves!?
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Male 678
@T3hHippie
It`s just standing over it. Is standing too painful for you?
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Male 166
So whats really different with this compared to sitting on a regular toilet? At least sitting on a toilet is comfortable, this looks painful!
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Male 15,832
I wouldn`t install one of those things without also putting in a floor drain.
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Female 2,674
For the people mentioning not being able to flush paper/tossing the paper in the waste basket instead of flushing... this toilet thing is most likely from a place that has squatting toilets. For squatting toilets, it`s most common that you have to toss the paper in the waste basket instead of flushing. So people in this area (assuming it`s from those countries with squatting toilets) wouldn`t be phased by the fact that they toss the paper in the waste basket instead of flushing.

But ya, I can`t really say that this is something I desire.
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Male 457
(assuming this is real) Ladies, would you really want your inner thighs rubbing on something other women have pissed on?
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Male 4,793
"Someone`s gonna accidentally poop in that thing "

How do you accidentally poop?
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Male 694
syke22 "accidentally" ;)
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Male 1,586
@MacGuffin I always, always, always put the seat down with the lid down because when I flush I like all of the poop particles to stay in the toilet.
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Male 1,136
Someone`s gonna accidentally poop in that thing
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Female 2,927
um...no.
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Female 2,764
But, how does... wouldn`t it... never mind.
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Female 1,478
I usually dislike many of those types of pictures, lostinkorea, but the one you posted was nicely done :D
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Female 2,602
[quote]i never have to put to here complaints about toilet seats being up again!! Seeing as how girls don`t poo and they can now wee standing.[/quote]

Top tip, ladies: never, ever, ever complain when a bloke leaves the seat up. From personal experience of living in close proximity to male squaddies, all it means when a lad "puts the seat down" is that he never put it up in the first place, and just lazily peed through the seat. So, all those "gentlemen" whom you previously imagined had "put the seat down afterwards" for you, are in fact just lazy bar stewards whose dried-in pee you subsequently sat on.

I`m more concerned about those ladies who think they`re right on target every time they sit down. Ever lifted the seat when you`re finished, girls? Personal unpleasant experience of using public loos suggests that many of you may get a surprise at how much wee you`ve squirted under the seat - so be considerate and clean up after yourself!
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Male 15,510
What about the cheapest option


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Male 17,512
Notice all the toilet paper is gone.

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Female 3,727

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Male 43
i never have to put to here complaints about toilet seats being up again!! Seeing as how girls don`t poo and they can now wee standing.
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Male 1,832
Guess I`ll be the first to say it. This is probably not real. If it is, it`s in Paris Hilton`s house.
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Female 2,602
Ew!, ew!, ew! I don`t know about anyone else, but the garden sprinkler attached to a ferris wheel I appear to have down there would make a mockery of that small a target area. Also, it kind of goes behind you when you squat. And anyway, I`ve never quite understood the appeal of weeing in front of other people; it`s bad enough being in the next stall when other people are relieving themselves.
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Male 4,893
I can`t help but feel that it could use some handle bars on the wall, ya know for balance. Pants and undies down around ankels like a 5 year old kid makes for a funny mental pic of someone trying to use it. Plus, gals can`t shake, so how do they flush the paper?
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Male 11,740
Now they can quit bitching about us being able to pee standing up.
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Male 1,360
about time!
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Male 5,413
Yeah, surprised nobody thought about the blood factor. The hell. Funny otherwise
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Male 878
Guy`s footprints on floor? Hardly reassuring for women.
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Male 809
And what is that nasty red on the urinal itself?!?!? EEEEEW!
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Male 809
Awesome piss stain on the floor!
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Male 69
Lets consider this. That drain has small holes, only allowing liquid to flow through that(like a urinal should). But that means that women cant flush toilet paper after they wipe. But look, theres no more toilet paper left. Now look at that waste basket... Strong chance that that waist basket is filled with bloody `pons, pads, and pee covered rags.
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Male 62
NO VIDEO?
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Male 959
Considering the wiping required, you`ll need a cubicle for each. So how is this better than a standard toilet? And if she`s wearing trousers, does she pull them down and then shuffle in?
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Female 357
Yeuch! LadyM, I didn`t even think about the blood. *Shudder*
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Male 941
And a mess on the floor and no toilet paper left. Yea..
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Female 1,516
I would NEVER use that. Females in general are too self-conscious to pull their pants down far enough to use it.

Plus with the blood that people are most likely going to smearing all over it, I can`t think of anything more unsanitary. Yuck!
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Female 357
Let me get this straight... you just cozy on up there, like so many other women before (assuming anyone actually uses this thing, which it would appear they do, for some strange reason) then after you wipe, you throw the paper (of which there is none) into the garbage can (of which there are two-lol)? This is gross.
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Male 19,840
Link: The Female Urinal Has Arrived! [Pic] [Rate Link] - You`ve come a long way, baby.
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