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Date: 05/22/12 06:30 AM

45 Responses to The Female Urinal Has Arrived! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 6:58 am
    Link: The Female Urinal Has Arrived! - You`ve come a long way, baby.
  2. Profile photo of Trillian42
    Trillian42 Female 18-29
    357 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 7:04 am
    Let me get this straight... you just cozy on up there, like so many other women before (assuming anyone actually uses this thing, which it would appear they do, for some strange reason) then after you wipe, you throw the paper (of which there is none) into the garbage can (of which there are two-lol)? This is gross.
  3. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 7:05 am
    I would NEVER use that. Females in general are too self-conscious to pull their pants down far enough to use it.

    Plus with the blood that people are most likely going to smearing all over it, I can`t think of anything more unsanitary. Yuck!
  4. Profile photo of Squidbush
    Squidbush Male 40-49
    716 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 7:05 am
    And a mess on the floor and no toilet paper left. Yea..
  5. Profile photo of Trillian42
    Trillian42 Female 18-29
    357 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 7:06 am
    Yeuch! LadyM, I didn`t even think about the blood. *Shudder*
  6. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 7:17 am
    Considering the wiping required, you`ll need a cubicle for each. So how is this better than a standard toilet? And if she`s wearing trousers, does she pull them down and then shuffle in?
  7. Profile photo of FrankieF
    FrankieF Male 18-29
    62 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 7:31 am
    NO VIDEO?
  8. Profile photo of LegosFTW
    LegosFTW Male 18-29
    69 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 8:08 am
    Lets consider this. That drain has small holes, only allowing liquid to flow through that(like a urinal should). But that means that women cant flush toilet paper after they wipe. But look, theres no more toilet paper left. Now look at that waste basket... Strong chance that that waist basket is filled with bloody `pons, pads, and pee covered rags.
  9. Profile photo of AtheistAlien
    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 8:20 am
    Awesome piss stain on the floor!
  10. Profile photo of AtheistAlien
    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 8:21 am
    And what is that nasty red on the urinal itself?!?!? EEEEEW!
  11. Profile photo of burbclaver
    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 8:47 am
    Guy`s footprints on floor? Hardly reassuring for women.
  12. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 8:48 am
    Yeah, surprised nobody thought about the blood factor. The hell. Funny otherwise
  13. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 8:58 am
    about time!
  14. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 9:24 am
    Now they can quit bitching about us being able to pee standing up.
  15. Profile photo of turdburglar
    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4715 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 9:29 am
    I can`t help but feel that it could use some handle bars on the wall, ya know for balance. Pants and undies down around ankels like a 5 year old kid makes for a funny mental pic of someone trying to use it. Plus, gals can`t shake, so how do they flush the paper?
  16. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 9:32 am
    Ew!, ew!, ew! I don`t know about anyone else, but the garden sprinkler attached to a ferris wheel I appear to have down there would make a mockery of that small a target area. Also, it kind of goes behind you when you squat. And anyway, I`ve never quite understood the appeal of weeing in front of other people; it`s bad enough being in the next stall when other people are relieving themselves.
  17. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 9:49 am
    Guess I`ll be the first to say it. This is probably not real. If it is, it`s in Paris Hilton`s house.
  18. Profile photo of lampshadshoe
    lampshadshoe Male 18-29
    43 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 9:50 am
    i never have to put to here complaints about toilet seats being up again!! Seeing as how girls don`t poo and they can now wee standing.
  19. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 9:59 am

  20. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 10:02 am
    Notice all the toilet paper is gone.

  21. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 10:19 am
    What about the cheapest option


  22. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 10:24 am
    i never have to put to here complaints about toilet seats being up again!! Seeing as how girls don`t poo and they can now wee standing.

    Top tip, ladies: never, ever, ever complain when a bloke leaves the seat up. From personal experience of living in close proximity to male squaddies, all it means when a lad "puts the seat down" is that he never put it up in the first place, and just lazily peed through the seat. So, all those "gentlemen" whom you previously imagined had "put the seat down afterwards" for you, are in fact just lazy bar stewards whose dried-in pee you subsequently sat on.

    I`m more concerned about those ladies who think they`re right on target every time they sit down. Ever lifted the seat when you`re finished, girls? Personal unpleasant experience of using public loos suggests that many of you may get a surprise at how much wee you`ve squirted under the seat - so be considerate and clean up after yourself!
  23. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 10:52 am
    I usually dislike many of those types of pictures, lostinkorea, but the one you posted was nicely done :D
  24. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2764 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 12:03 pm
    But, how does... wouldn`t it... never mind.
  25. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 12:06 pm
    um...no.
  26. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 2:10 pm
    Someone`s gonna accidentally poop in that thing
  27. Profile photo of honkeylips
    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 3:44 pm
    @MacGuffin I always, always, always put the seat down with the lid down because when I flush I like all of the poop particles to stay in the toilet.
  28. Profile photo of faaaaq
    faaaaq Male 18-29
    687 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 3:50 pm
    syke22 "accidentally" ;)
  29. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 4:02 pm
    "Someone`s gonna accidentally poop in that thing "

    How do you accidentally poop?
  30. Profile photo of jclv
    jclv Male 40-49
    368 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 4:20 pm
    (assuming this is real) Ladies, would you really want your inner thighs rubbing on something other women have pissed on?
  31. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 5:06 pm
    For the people mentioning not being able to flush paper/tossing the paper in the waste basket instead of flushing... this toilet thing is most likely from a place that has squatting toilets. For squatting toilets, it`s most common that you have to toss the paper in the waste basket instead of flushing. So people in this area (assuming it`s from those countries with squatting toilets) wouldn`t be phased by the fact that they toss the paper in the waste basket instead of flushing.

    But ya, I can`t really say that this is something I desire.
  32. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 8:19 pm
    I wouldn`t install one of those things without also putting in a floor drain.
  33. Profile photo of T3hHippie
    T3hHippie Male 18-29
    166 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 8:37 pm
    So whats really different with this compared to sitting on a regular toilet? At least sitting on a toilet is comfortable, this looks painful!
  34. Profile photo of Tobunshi
    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 9:54 pm
    @T3hHippie
    It`s just standing over it. Is standing too painful for you?
  35. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 11:14 pm
    wow, that would be horrible. For women it is actually unhealthy to stand/stand-squat and pee. The urine may not be able to completely leave the bladder and infections can occur. On another note, this is just uncomfortable looking. Why is it so bad to just line the freaking toilet seat and clean up after yourselves!?
  36. Profile photo of LornZhas
    LornZhas Female 18-29
    39 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 11:50 pm
    Why do I feel like some rather.. husky.. women would try to sit on this and break it off the wall..? It looks obscenely brittle to me. And what about the short people? Short legs cannot do as the long legs do.
  37. Profile photo of tika12001
    tika12001 Female 18-29
    324 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 3:14 am
    No. Just no.
  38. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 3:58 am
    my legs! why are they all wet!?
  39. Profile photo of ladygarden
    ladygarden Female 30-39
    10 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 4:35 am
    I for one would be unwilling to dip my namesake in a germ ridden piss receptacle.
  40. Profile photo of 003067
    003067 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 1:59 pm
    Why would you even TOUCH that with your vagina?
    I dont even sit on the toilets, I squat.
    If i have to take a dump, hold it in until i get home.

    that simple.
  41. Profile photo of turdburglar
    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4715 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 3:04 pm
    @MacGuffin..."I don`t know about anyone else, but the garden sprinkler attached to a ferris wheel I appear to have down there would make a mockery of that small a target area.".........WHAT??? I...Uh...Wow! You have what? Try as I might, I just can`t begin to guess at what is going on in your pants. Should I feel sorry for you?
  42. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 5:10 pm
    Meh, if it looked halfway clean I`d try it... I`d try not to TOUCH it but I`d try to use it.
  43. Profile photo of Azaram
    Azaram Male 40-49
    130 posts
    May 24, 2012 at 4:56 am
    This sort of thing has been around in various forms, like the US dollar coin, for a long time. And just about as popular.

    You don`t sit on it, you sort of hover over it with your panties down and skirt up, or everything down if you`re wearing pants, and it sticks between your legs, supposedly without touching. But yeah, it looks like a mess waiting to happen.
  44. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 8:42 am
    Don`t they just use a swizzle stick as a catheter?
  45. Profile photo of LastJuggalo
    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
    212 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 1:42 am
    THANK YOU GOD!

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