The Bread Represents The Body Of Jesus [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Funny

Ever thought about that in literal terms?
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Female 2,509
"I am the vine; you are the branches."
Wait, what? So which is he?
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Male 139
Yeah but what if the bread was space cakes? Jesus was the most highest, remember that, Jesus always had the best weed in the middle east.
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Male 1,104
just for the record, i think he`s actually holding a cupcake.
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Male 1,104
first teetotalism, then atkins, that`ll be the death of religion.

surprising that it`s still prospering in the us!
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Male 15,832
"Oh, yeah? EAT ME!"
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Male 61
LOL
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Female 2,674
I try to stay gluten free, if you know what I mean.
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Male 1,754
F*CK JESUS! YYEEEEHAWWWW!!! I do feel better :P
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Female 2,228
Vv Put your big boy pants on and laugh already.

Or you can do the alternative and cry me a river, come down off the cross and use the wood to build me a bridge over it.
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Male 546
bash... bash.... bash.... I feel better!
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Male 1,249
This all makes sense once you realize Jesus was a mushroom. Most likely Psilocybin but some say Amanita but the point is when you eat the body of christ (magic mushroom) you become one with God (get high a fuuu). Christianity was funded on an ancient mushroom religion called Soma. This is real poo and has been proven by scholars but obviously a LOT of people have issues with the idea and will just ignore it.
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Male 1,471
Catholics believe this.. The tiny cracker is literally the body of christ during a catholic communion..

Let it sink in..
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Male 353
"... and these nails make really nifty toothpicks!"
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Male 7,123
Yeah, it`s not a great metaphor to use if you are planning on moving religious thought away from the whole human sacrifice, blood penance, cannibalistic side of belief.
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Male 2,855
ah yes, yesterday´s comic, i saw it yesterday.
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Male 259
I thought of making a Christian band called "Christ Cannibal." Our musical genre would be soft-rock.
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Male 646
Yeah, TKD, Newton was a regular sheep.
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Male 646
Bread sustains life, wine brings joy.
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Male 552
Transubstantiation aside, this wasn`t exactly a new metaphor when Jesus used it.
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Male 6,737
Simple but effective.
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Male 4,793
Cause christianity doesn`t make sense to anybody that can think for themselves.
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Male 1,620
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