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Date: 05/29/12 02:31 PM

22 Responses to The Bread Represents The Body Of Jesus [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 1:23 pm
    Link: The Bread Represents The Body Of Jesus - Ever thought about that in literal terms?
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    May 29, 2012 at 2:35 pm
    Cause christianity doesn`t make sense to anybody that can think for themselves.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    May 29, 2012 at 2:36 pm
    Simple but effective.
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    faustsshadow Male 30-39
    418 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 2:43 pm
    Transubstantiation aside, this wasn`t exactly a new metaphor when Jesus used it.
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 2:53 pm
    Bread sustains life, wine brings joy.
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 2:54 pm
    Yeah, TKD, Newton was a regular sheep.
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    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 2:54 pm
    I thought of making a Christian band called "Christ Cannibal." Our musical genre would be soft-rock.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 2:59 pm
    ah yes, yesterday´s comic, i saw it yesterday.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    May 29, 2012 at 3:28 pm
    Yeah, it`s not a great metaphor to use if you are planning on moving religious thought away from the whole human sacrifice, blood penance, cannibalistic side of belief.
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    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 3:37 pm
    "... and these nails make really nifty toothpicks!"
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
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    May 29, 2012 at 3:55 pm
    Catholics believe this.. The tiny cracker is literally the body of christ during a catholic communion..

    Let it sink in..
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    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 4:46 pm
    This all makes sense once you realize Jesus was a mushroom. Most likely Psilocybin but some say Amanita but the point is when you eat the body of christ (magic mushroom) you become one with God (get high a fuuu). Christianity was funded on an ancient mushroom religion called Soma. This is real poo and has been proven by scholars but obviously a LOT of people have issues with the idea and will just ignore it.
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    OutWest Male 50-59
    546 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 5:01 pm
    bash... bash.... bash.... I feel better!
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 5:45 pm
    Vv Put your big boy pants on and laugh already.

    Or you can do the alternative and cry me a river, come down off the cross and use the wood to build me a bridge over it.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 6:59 pm
    F*CK JESUS! YYEEEEHAWWWW!!! I do feel better :P
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 8:05 pm
    I try to stay gluten free, if you know what I mean.
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    drummeryan Male 13-17
    61 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 8:55 pm
    LOL
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 10:31 pm
    "Oh, yeah? EAT ME!"
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    May 30, 2012 at 5:50 am
    first teetotalism, then atkins, that`ll be the death of religion.

    surprising that it`s still prospering in the us!
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    May 30, 2012 at 5:51 am
    just for the record, i think he`s actually holding a cupcake.
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    carlsagan Male 18-29
    139 posts
    May 30, 2012 at 9:48 am
    Yeah but what if the bread was space cakes? Jesus was the most highest, remember that, Jesus always had the best weed in the middle east.
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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    May 30, 2012 at 1:27 pm
    "I am the vine; you are the branches."
    Wait, what? So which is he?

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