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Date: 05/04/12 12:03 PM

23 Responses to The Big Guide To French Insults [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 11:44 am
    Link: The Big Guide To French Insults - OK, I-A-B--what`s your favorite profanity-laden non-English insult? It`s OK, the dumb censor isn`t smart enough.
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    jpwhitfo Male 40-49
    169 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 12:17 pm
    Or: A big list of words we can`t use in the comment section. ;)
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    wistipouf Male 30-39
    1 post
    May 4, 2012 at 12:24 pm
    Nothing beats French-Canadian swears, certainly not the sissy France insults shown here...Tabarnak ;P
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 12:28 pm
    So, this is OK but saying fúck isn`t allowed in comments?
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3883 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 12:31 pm
    nice; how about a proper pronunciation guide to go along with this?
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    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 12:38 pm
    Meh... bring on the mandarin insults.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7069 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 12:47 pm
    But if you say to a French person, `You`re really dratimg stupid, go drat yourself.` they will usually understand. You don`t need to say it in French. So why bother?
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 12:52 pm
    Damn cheese eating surrender monkeys.
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    Murcu Male 18-29
    84 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 12:54 pm
    This is legitimately the worst entry this site has ever featured.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 1:30 pm
    This reminded me of when I was younger and when you were learning French/German, you get that turd stain the class that`s like "Teacher, teach me some swear words". Seriously WTF. It(and this) is just stupid.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3355 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 1:32 pm
    Ninhongo japanese

    uzeendayo f off
    kisama motherf**r
    temee a hole
    ahoka WTF
    saiteida omae you suck
    useendayo STFU
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    mievaan Female 18-29
    9 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 2:06 pm
    How can anyone make a list of French insults without including these:

    Je pete dans votre direction generale.

    Votre mere etait un hamster et votre pere avait une odeur de baies de sureau.
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    TheOrigin Male 18-29
    500 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 2:32 pm
    @dm2754: Nope.
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    faustsshadow Male 30-39
    441 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 3:19 pm
    cao ni zuzong shiba dai (eff your ancestors to the 18th generation - Chinese)

    idi na khui (take yourself and eff yourself with it - Russian)
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    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 4:27 pm
    Wow, haven`t heard any Holy Grail quotes for some time now. Especially not in French.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 5:12 pm
    Quality post, mievaan. You obviously aren`t an empty-headed animal food trough wiper.

    I`ve never seen those insults in French before.
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    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 9:24 pm
    totally bookmarked.
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    ShudBWorking Male 18-29
    86 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 11:21 pm
    Ummm.. why dont I see the same word for f*ck on every line like I do for english... keep in mind, i`ve already had a few too many scotches, so be nice... heehee. :)
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    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 12:35 am
    ....da bomb?
    this is an insult?
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    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 4:03 am
    It`s about right, I`ve used most of them towards Crakrjakass and others "enculé".Enculé means assshole/SOB.
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    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 3:03 pm
    some of these are a bit exaggerated but still going to bookmark!~
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    j_dizzek_27 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 2:09 pm
    Vaffanculo, accented with the simple gesture of raising the back of your hand to the person.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3355 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 12:53 pm
    wow just one word! you must be right then.
    look it up then tink of somethin to say

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