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Date: 05/18/12 12:03 PM

17 Responses to Stephanie Meyer`s Writing Secret! [Pic]

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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2012 at 1:06 pm
    Link: Stephanie Meyer`s Writing Secret! - Makes total sense.
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:15 pm
    I almost want to read/watch these because of the massive amounts of hate they get. I mean "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" was a terrible movie, but that made it funny as hell, maybe twilight is like that?
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:33 pm
    @yusuksomuch, my cousin was one of those swept in the craze, so much in fact she forced me to watch the movies and recited the book while watching the movie.

    It`s uhm... torture, to say the least. My suggestion if you`re still curious, get the ebook for free, and read the first few pages, it`s not funny garbage, it`s sad sad garbage that just wants to die
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2169 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:35 pm
    yusuksomuch --

    NO. For the love of all that is holy, do NOT subject yourself to a Twilight movie. you will emerge emasculated, wizened, bereft of wit, spirit, or even the will to live.

    And that`s just with a half-hour of exposure.
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:44 pm
    cool thongs, i wants a pair
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:59 pm
    It was the actor, Pattinson himself, who said, "The whole time it felt really uncomfortable, it`s like you`re living someone`s private fantasy, something no one else was meant to see."

    Yeah I wouldn`t even use the books for a reliable source of toilet paper.
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    PopCap Male 30-39
    730 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 3:53 pm
    @yusuksomuch. A couple of these people are giving you some of the best advice you will receive in your life. I often wish, for my sake, that someone would have had "the talk" with me about Twilight. My wife talked me into going. Watch the Ark scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Take their advice. Do NOT look.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 5:23 pm
    It may be rubbish, but it sure made her a lot of money. Maybe she`s a very skilled writer and she knows her audience and where the money is.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2012 at 7:00 pm
    Maybe she`s a very skilled writer and she knows her audience and where the money is.
    I agree with the second half of that sentence. She`s certainly very skilled at pandering to the emotions and insecurities of young girls.
    That doesn`t make her a good writer though, just a depressingly successful one.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 8:40 pm
    k, this made me lol.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 9:22 pm
    I lol`d !! Good post.
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    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 12:52 am
    Oh how much fun I`m going to have spreading this around
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4340 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 1:59 am
    I was expecting a keyboard with words like sparkled, groaned, eternal, forever, edward, sighed, and blood, replacing the normal letters....but this also explains it.
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    Kadayj Male 18-29
    9 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 2:05 am
    +it was even funnyer when i red that
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    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 9:31 am
    some how I always imagined that monkeys were involved, who knew?
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 9:56 am
    That`s freakin` hilarious... and probably way too close to the truth.
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    simpletools Male 40-49
    50 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 8:36 pm
    Actually, if we could find a keyboard covered toilet seat, that would be more accurate.

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