Stephanie Meyer`s Writing Secret! [Pic]

Submitted by: patchgrabber 5 years ago in Funny

Makes total sense.
There are 17 comments:
Male 50
Actually, if we could find a keyboard covered toilet seat, that would be more accurate.
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Female 2,415
That`s freakin` hilarious... and probably way too close to the truth.
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Female 734
some how I always imagined that monkeys were involved, who knew?
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Male 9
+it was even funnyer when i red that
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Female 4,485
I was expecting a keyboard with words like sparkled, groaned, eternal, forever, edward, sighed, and blood, replacing the normal letters....but this also explains it.
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Male 462
Oh how much fun I`m going to have spreading this around
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Male 1,810
I lol`d !! Good post.
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Male 2,675
k, this made me lol.
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Male 4,290
[quote]Maybe she`s a very skilled writer and she knows her audience and where the money is.[/quote]
I agree with the second half of that sentence. She`s certainly very skilled at pandering to the emotions and insecurities of young girls.
That doesn`t make her a good writer though, just a depressingly successful one.
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Male 12,365
It may be rubbish, but it sure made her a lot of money. Maybe she`s a very skilled writer and she knows her audience and where the money is.
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Male 729
@yusuksomuch. A couple of these people are giving you some of the best advice you will receive in your life. I often wish, for my sake, that someone would have had "the talk" with me about Twilight. My wife talked me into going. Watch the Ark scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Take their advice. Do NOT look.
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Female 2,228
It was the actor, Pattinson himself, who said, "The whole time it felt really uncomfortable, it`s like you`re living someone`s private fantasy, something no one else was meant to see."

Yeah I wouldn`t even use the books for a reliable source of toilet paper.
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Male 1,197
cool thongs, i wants a pair
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Male 2,669
yusuksomuch --

NO. For the love of all that is holy, do NOT subject yourself to a Twilight movie. you will emerge emasculated, wizened, bereft of wit, spirit, or even the will to live.

And that`s just with a half-hour of exposure.
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Male 2,516
@yusuksomuch, my cousin was one of those swept in the craze, so much in fact she forced me to watch the movies and recited the book while watching the movie.

It`s uhm... torture, to say the least. My suggestion if you`re still curious, get the ebook for free, and read the first few pages, it`s not funny garbage, it`s sad sad garbage that just wants to die
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Male 1,008
I almost want to read/watch these because of the massive amounts of hate they get. I mean "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" was a terrible movie, but that made it funny as hell, maybe twilight is like that?
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Male 5,811
Link: Stephanie Meyer`s Writing Secret! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Makes total sense.
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