Stay Classy, Florida [Pic]

Submitted by: Buiadh 5 years ago in Funny

Yeah, that"s Florida"s state flag.
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Male 1,196
that guy`s vote is worth the same as mine
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Male 315
Florida gets a lot of poo, and half of it we deserve, but this stuff with older people is not our fault. They came from the other states to retire here, so we got all the crazy old people in one place. You should be thanking us for babysitting.
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Male 72
"What`s this got to do with Florida? This could happen at any WalMart."

All Walmarts have the Florida state flag in it?
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Male 15,832
I would throw him the f*** out of my store.
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Female 418
Barf
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Female 54
*Throws up in mouth*
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Male 523
What`s this got to do with Florida? This could happen at any WalMart.

"Typical conservative, afraid of Muslims, but never met one. Hates gun control, but owns a slingshot. Lives in the cellar, out shopping with mom. "
You got that all from a picture of his back? Impressive.
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Male 1,010
5Cats, new shoes? They fit, no?
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Male 37,826
vv I thought 10% of people in Florida were retired Canadians. That would explain why Florida has 2 hockey teams, eh?

@StudentLaw:



Troll elsewhere!!!
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Male 1,010
Typical conservative, afraid of Muslims, but never met one. Hates gun control, but owns a slingshot. Lives in the cellar, out shopping with mom.

We have them too. You meet them on the commenting sections on news sites.
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Male 1,832
Of course it`s at a walmart.
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Male 6,737
"The state demographics are
40% jewish retirees
40% cuban refugees
5% religious nuts
5% red necks
5% strippers
5% Ultra conservative politicians
110% total

The extra 10% is transient, at any given moment 10% will be out of state in federal prisons."

Made me lol.
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Male 38,501

jtrebowski, [quote]"@Gerry1of1: Aw, c`mon...you left people like me out" [/quote]
See "Federal Prison"
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Male 3,364
@Gerry1of1: Aw, c`mon...you left people like me out....Parrotheads that go to the beach and drink strong rum-runners.
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Male 38,501

patchgrabber [quote]"One thing I`ve always wondered about: I had always thought of Florida as a nursing home for retirees. Has it always been some white trash dumping ground too?" [/quote]
The state demographics are
40% jewish retirees
40% cuban refugees
5% religious nuts
5% red necks
5% strippers
5% Ultra conservative politicians
110% total

The extra 10% is transient, at any given moment 10% will be out of state in federal prisons.
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Male 168
HA! I saw a guy custom making this exact T-shirt at a flea market in Florida back in Feb.
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Male 698
Must be a Walmart.
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Male 3,364
Buiadh: Check ur Facebook.
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Male 5,811
@Gerry: You forgot their mating call: Boogity, boogity, boogity!
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Male 3,364
Yep..see that kinda thing down here almost every day, then I just go to the beach, have a frozen rum-runner, and remember why I moved down here in the first place.
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Male 5,811
One thing I`ve always wondered about: I had always thought of Florida as a nursing home for retirees. Has it always been some white trash dumping ground too?
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Male 38,501

And now we see the Nascar fan in his natural environment, Walmart.
Notice the colorful display on this back which he uses to gaining status
among the alpha males while simultaneously hoping to communicate sexual
desire to the females. This Nascar fan is still a cub at age 35 and will
remain with his mother until a suitable female can be found to take
her place. Even then, they will sometimes remain with their mothers
indefinately.
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Male 20,194
Hey, at least the Too/To wording is correct.
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Male 6,737
Link: Stay Classy, Florida [Pic] [Rate Link] - Yeah, that`s Florida`s state flag.
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