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Date: 05/02/12 06:59 AM

24 Responses to Stay Classy, Florida [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 7:12 am
    Link: Stay Classy, Florida - Yeah, that`s Florida`s state flag.
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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 7:13 am
    Hey, at least the Too/To wording is correct.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 7:21 am

    And now we see the Nascar fan in his natural environment, Walmart.
    Notice the colorful display on this back which he uses to gaining status
    among the alpha males while simultaneously hoping to communicate sexual
    desire to the females. This Nascar fan is still a cub at age 35 and will
    remain with his mother until a suitable female can be found to take
    her place. Even then, they will sometimes remain with their mothers
    indefinately.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 7:23 am
    One thing I`ve always wondered about: I had always thought of Florida as a nursing home for retirees. Has it always been some white trash dumping ground too?
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3362 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 7:24 am
    Yep..see that kinda thing down here almost every day, then I just go to the beach, have a frozen rum-runner, and remember why I moved down here in the first place.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 7:24 am
    @Gerry: You forgot their mating call: Boogity, boogity, boogity!
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3362 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 7:24 am
    Buiadh: Check ur Facebook.
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    Forplay2k Male 50-59
    660 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 7:25 am
    Must be a Walmart.
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    ddaq89 Male 30-39
    168 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 7:40 am
    HA! I saw a guy custom making this exact T-shirt at a flea market in Florida back in Feb.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 8:02 am

    patchgrabber "One thing I`ve always wondered about: I had always thought of Florida as a nursing home for retirees. Has it always been some white trash dumping ground too?"
    The state demographics are
    40% jewish retirees
    40% cuban refugees
    5% religious nuts
    5% red necks
    5% strippers
    5% Ultra conservative politicians
    110% total

    The extra 10% is transient, at any given moment 10% will be out of state in federal prisons.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3362 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 8:23 am
    @Gerry1of1: Aw, c`mon...you left people like me out....Parrotheads that go to the beach and drink strong rum-runners.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:03 am

    jtrebowski, "@Gerry1of1: Aw, c`mon...you left people like me out"
    See "Federal Prison"
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:07 am
    "The state demographics are
    40% jewish retirees
    40% cuban refugees
    5% religious nuts
    5% red necks
    5% strippers
    5% Ultra conservative politicians
    110% total

    The extra 10% is transient, at any given moment 10% will be out of state in federal prisons."

    Made me lol.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:20 am
    Of course it`s at a walmart.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:48 am
    Typical conservative, afraid of Muslims, but never met one. Hates gun control, but owns a slingshot. Lives in the cellar, out shopping with mom.

    We have them too. You meet them on the commenting sections on news sites.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33134 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:56 am
    vv I thought 10% of people in Florida were retired Canadians. That would explain why Florida has 2 hockey teams, eh?

    @StudentLaw:



    Troll elsewhere!!!
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 11:56 am
    5Cats, new shoes? They fit, no?
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    eddy666 Male 30-39
    523 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 2:51 pm
    What`s this got to do with Florida? This could happen at any WalMart.

    "Typical conservative, afraid of Muslims, but never met one. Hates gun control, but owns a slingshot. Lives in the cellar, out shopping with mom. "
    You got that all from a picture of his back? Impressive.
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    MaiaBennet Female 13-17
    54 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 5:33 pm
    *Throws up in mouth*
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    sweatpeanis Female 18-29
    418 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:16 pm
    Barf
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:47 pm
    I would throw him the f*** out of my store.
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    fianzo Male 18-29
    72 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 3:17 am
    "What`s this got to do with Florida? This could happen at any WalMart."

    All Walmarts have the Florida state flag in it?
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    Lucky2u Male 18-29
    315 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 9:28 am
    Florida gets a lot of poo, and half of it we deserve, but this stuff with older people is not our fault. They came from the other states to retire here, so we got all the crazy old people in one place. You should be thanking us for babysitting.
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    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 10:19 pm
    that guy`s vote is worth the same as mine

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