So This Is A Cop From The Netherlands [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Misc

F the police.
There are 36 comments:
Male 541
Please, I`ve been really bad, handcuff me!
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Male 1,164
Goddamnit rick, I thought we agreed no more erotic anecdotes. They were funny at the seal-clubbing outing but now is neither the time nor place.
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Male 815
Protect and serve...
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Male 151
Makes me fantasize about being a man-whore and her constantly busting me... each time, she keeps trying to get me off the street. She sees my heart of gold. But I am just too "broken" to fix myself.

Her and her partner drive by sometimes. She shakes her head at me. I look at her with sad eyes. A weak smile. Both ashamed and hopeful some day, I`ll change my ways.

After she saves my life during a tussle with a tough Jane, she buys me something to eat. We share a moment in a cheap diner, and it leads to her taking me home to have a shower and a good night`s sleep in a proper bed... in the guest bedroom.

After waking from a bad dream, I call her name. She rushes to my aid and comforts me. A few kisses on my forehead to calm me down... then the kisses get lower... then more passionate...


Then the saxophone starts....
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Male 4,793
I`d commit crimes and run just to be tackled by her.
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Male 209
I`d let her bjerka my smjerka bjerka any day of the wjeek.
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Male 1,048
I know where I`m moving. I`m so definitely gonna get kicked out of the netherlands too. she could hold that gun up to me and i`d still resist in the hopes she would force me to the ground. I mean...how the drat. You never see fine police woman. at least on the west coast. I`ve only seen dike looking ones. Hot damn!!
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Male 15,510
I still prefer Brazil


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Male 166
Is this an all female unit?
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Male 438
"Anything you say can and will be held against you"

"T*its!"
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Male 5,626
Some place in Mexico has one of those as their chief.
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Female 262
WANT.
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Male 1,558
Put the bust in bust me, please!!
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Male 5,164
Hey officer i`m smoking a joint...i`m smoking a joint, arrest me pls! What? You can`t? Awww!
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Male 3,745
she cant be undercover? i know OUR UCs dont look so good...but why cant she?
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Male 2,106
Im on the way
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Male 294
The netherlands has police?

Oh, and to quote an old friend;
"white pants are hot"
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Male 360
dutch c.s.i.
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Male 1,091
Probably shooting a movie.
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Female 2,602
I wonder if she gets a lot of people thinking it`s a strip-o-gram when she turns up on raids?
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Male 4,891
F the police indeed.
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Male 5,314
i would
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Male 926
@diylobotomy

Nah, I don`t see it. And even if she were/is, for her, I shall make an exception.
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Male 1,832
She`s orange.
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Male 926
Any idea on how hard it is to open up a law practice in the Netherlands? I`m going....I`m mother effin going.
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Male 181
As a Dutchy, and hence an expert in all matters related to the Netherlands, I can tell you all that I would indeed hit that. And also that female cops are rarely hot here. Sometimes they have pretty faces, but the shapeless uniforms make them look like pretty-faced blue blurs.
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Male 214
Lost me with the cowboy boots...
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Male 2,513
Moving to Amsterdam and committing crimes
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Male 15,263
TV cop? All the ones over here look like dykes. So do the police women.
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Male 138
So if you are nailing her from behind. Would that be piggy style?
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Male 22
Take me in Officer!
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Male 85
uh, yeah. Nice boots, hope she don`t plan on a foot chase .... oh wait, everyone there is stoned so i guess a foot chase is unlikely anytime, anywhere
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Male 62
We`re going to run a Frank train in Netherland !!
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Male 3,445
This is just a set photo from CSI: Amsterdam.

Nice cowboy boots.
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Male 2,669
Oooo I confess cuff me baby!

I`m sorry, OFFICER Baby.
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Male 20,911
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