Shark Week Comparison Is Weak [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Misc

Tell her like it is brother!
There are 19 comments:
Male 541
The ironic thing is that the "swear words" are censored.
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Male 1,810
@steelgrid. Sorry, but your post didnt make a bit of sense to me......
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Male 1,810
I have a wife and two old-enough daughters living in my house, and that "time" of the month is referred to as Shark Week by me !! Let rage begin.... lol !!!
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Female 584
No sex before marraige is more of a forced Muslim moral than Christian. Or maybe I just hang around some very amorous Christ followers.
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Male 340
Edward refuses to bang Bella until they are married. HE`S A FREAKING VAMPIRE. And he wants to wait till marriage? PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH
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Male 259
For everyone asking about "forced Christian morals," they are probably talking about the abstinence before marriage aspect (so say my twi-tard wife). Personally, he was looking for a reason crap on Christians. He`s an I-A-B classic!
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Male 2,700
"Since when do Christians support Bestiality and Necrophilia?"

Well dont catholics take the "Flesh" of a dead man into their mouths every sunday?

God had to do SOMETHING to make a half man, half goat to fight with all day =)
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Female 9,585
Since when do Christians support Bestiality and Necrophilia?
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Female 385
[quote]I must have missed something, but where were the christian morals in Twilight?[/quote]
It`s rather common knowledge that Stephenie Meyer is Mormon, and Mormon influences abound in the books, even when totally unrealistic in the circumstances of what I jokingly refer to as the "plot".
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Male 1,832
"Forced christian morals?"

I must have missed something, but where were the christian morals in Twilight?
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Female 1,566
Shark Week is alright, but this answer is screaming "hipster douche" to me. Must be his pic.
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Male 40,273

Thank you tedgp for that buzz kill.
What will you do now that all of the pleasure and amusement has been sapped out of this?
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Male 5,811
Shark week: Still a better love story than Twilight.
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Female 836
Wow... I so love his answer...
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Male 1,239
Well said.
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Male 3,285
Not so funny or smart when he typed it after googling it then posted a screenshot of his own reply in a vain attempt to look smart.
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Male 2,332
Check out those ampullae of lorenzini!
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Male 40,273

AMEN! to that, brother!
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Female 8,043
Link: Shark Week Comparison Is Weak [Pic] [Rate Link] - Tell her like it is brother!
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