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19 Responses to Shark Week Comparison Is Weak [Pic]

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    May 4, 2012 at 8:38 am
    Link: Shark Week Comparison Is Weak - Tell her like it is brother!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 4, 2012 at 8:48 am

    AMEN! to that, brother!
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
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    May 4, 2012 at 9:03 am
    Check out those ampullae of lorenzini!
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3285 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 9:13 am
    Not so funny or smart when he typed it after googling it then posted a screenshot of his own reply in a vain attempt to look smart.
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 9:16 am
    Well said.
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    thubanstar Female 50-59
    832 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 9:22 am
    Wow... I so love his answer...
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5811 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 9:35 am
    Shark week: Still a better love story than Twilight.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 9:41 am

    Thank you tedgp for that buzz kill.
    What will you do now that all of the pleasure and amusement has been sapped out of this?
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    leesah Female 18-29
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    May 4, 2012 at 9:45 am
    Shark Week is alright, but this answer is screaming "hipster douche" to me. Must be his pic.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
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    May 4, 2012 at 10:31 am
    "Forced christian morals?"

    I must have missed something, but where were the christian morals in Twilight?
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    Yaezakura Female 18-29
    385 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 11:32 am
    I must have missed something, but where were the christian morals in Twilight?
    It`s rather common knowledge that Stephenie Meyer is Mormon, and Mormon influences abound in the books, even when totally unrealistic in the circumstances of what I jokingly refer to as the "plot".
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    May 4, 2012 at 11:45 am
    Since when do Christians support Bestiality and Necrophilia?
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
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    May 4, 2012 at 12:37 pm
    "Since when do Christians support Bestiality and Necrophilia?"

    Well dont catholics take the "Flesh" of a dead man into their mouths every sunday?

    God had to do SOMETHING to make a half man, half goat to fight with all day =)
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    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 12:58 pm
    For everyone asking about "forced Christian morals," they are probably talking about the abstinence before marriage aspect (so say my twi-tard wife). Personally, he was looking for a reason crap on Christians. He`s an I-A-B classic!
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    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 1:19 pm
    Edward refuses to bang Bella until they are married. HE`S A FREAKING VAMPIRE. And he wants to wait till marriage? PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH
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    Satkela Female 18-29
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    May 4, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    No sex before marraige is more of a forced Muslim moral than Christian. Or maybe I just hang around some very amorous Christ followers.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
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    May 4, 2012 at 9:34 pm
    I have a wife and two old-enough daughters living in my house, and that "time" of the month is referred to as Shark Week by me !! Let rage begin.... lol !!!
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
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    May 4, 2012 at 9:36 pm
    @steelgrid. Sorry, but your post didnt make a bit of sense to me......
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    kummi90 Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 2:34 am
    The ironic thing is that the "swear words" are censored.

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