Reason 683 On Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats [Pic]

Submitted by: lostinkorea 5 years ago in Funny

If you"re 10 minutes late, I sure your cat will be at someone else"s door.
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Male 36
hahahaha, dogs are dumb, they`d wait until they`d die for you. A cat is intelligent enough to find a new provider of food on their own. GO CATS!
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Male 10
Everyone knows that dogs are better than cats, but cats can be pretty damn cute.
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Male 1,360
so... dog are stupidly faithful
cat owners stand guard upon their dead cats.
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Male 112
dogs are sad, anytime you leave the room they think you have left the earth. its not cute or endearing, its just annoying.

those of you who are saying cats would leave at the first opportunity...you have had pooty cats, or you are pooty pet owners. If I were to die, i`d prefer my cat to move on and enrich someone else`s life the same way he did with mine...and not just sit in the same place starving for 10+ years.
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Female 500
skullgrin: that "someone" is you. My cat is and will always be loyal to me. I`m happy if he finds a new owner to love after I die, because then he`ll be happy too. But I`m sure he`ll be by my side till the end. Also, your last line of "cat" sounds like my Jack Russel btw. He`ll also stay with me forever, but he`s lazy as poo and won`t do a thing for you. Still love them both.
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Male 37
That`s a hell of a long way to say "dogs are drating stupid"
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Male 936
"Cats = fluffy cute things that are nice to pet.

Dogs = companion for life.

Cats are not loyal to you. Cats do not give a poo whether you live or die. If you die, a cat will eat you. A dog will starve to death guarding your corpse.

Dog = Hey bro. Let`s go play. Wanna get something to eat?

Cat = Feed me. Show me attention. Feed me. drat off I`m sleeping."

someone doesnt have any experience with cats
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Male 2,619
In short...dogs will stay by your side even in death. Until they die.
Cats will say "meh" and move on, get a new owner, eat food and live.

Cats = lazy survivalist.
dog = blindly loyal and dumb.
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Male 677
@Slmmhmmr161
What about the primates that we evolved from?
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Male 606
Dogs have been mankind`s strongest link to the animal kingdom for hundreds of thousands of years. They beat cats everytime, hands down.
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Male 1,832
My cat: Was never a dog. Therefore she wins.
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Female 426
Maybe it just means that dogs cant take a hint?
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Female 220
Justin, I agree.
Plus, Some of these like "staying at a train station" I`m sure that was just his new home to him. Clean water could be found and scraps of food to eat.
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Male 878
I ate dog in Korea once.
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Male 1,582
My cat waits for me by the door all day long. When I went off to college, my mom would catch my cat sitting by the door, waiting for me to get home. Not all cats are the same, just like dogs aren`t.
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Male 128
gave my dog the biggest hug after this.
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Female 2,549
My girl is sitting on my lap as I read this. She loves me but don`t think will starve a day for me.
She is rescued and has learned that she has to look after herself.
My gran had come to visit us for three months and her dog, according to staff, stopped eating and died pinning for her. This 30 years ago.
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Male 138
Don`t forget Seymour, Fry`s dog from Futurama.
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Male 766
My neighbours cat is loyal to ME . . . always comes for a visit. I love dogs too!
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Male 10,338
Cats = fluffy cute things that are nice to pet.

Dogs = companion for life.

Cats are not loyal to you. Cats do not give a poo whether you live or die. If you die, a cat will eat you. A dog will starve to death guarding your corpse.

Dog = Hey bro. Let`s go play. Wanna get something to eat?

Cat = Feed me. Show me attention. Feed me. drat off I`m sleeping.
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Male 626
These kinds of stories always make me cry.
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Female 2,602
[quote]And here I thought Mac was gonna rail against stupid American dogs welcoming home their owners from pointless illegal wars...[/quote]

You see? Dogs will love anyone, even war criminals.
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Male 1,569
that only proves dogs are stupid
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Female 1,566
"Also rats are the best."

What kind do you have? My Littlefoot has quite the taste for dumbos.
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Male 1,810
A dog is your friend....

A cat...well, you are it`s butler...
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Male 392
Eh, the cat we have follows me everywhere, always sits outside my door and brings me stuffed animals, doesn`t wander far from the house and always comes to me when I call.

I can get up in the morning, go outside, the cat sees me and runs down the garden.

I`m happy enough with the cat.
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Male 275
Dogs are social animals with a pack mentality cats aren`t its like comparing apples and oranges. To each their own. speciesist
Also rats are the best.
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Male 2,034
tl;dr: Your cat doesn`t give a poo about you.
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Male 835

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Male 571
I see those as reasons why dogs are much needier than cats.
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Female 155
Cats are independent and sassy, dogs are dumb.
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Female 9,572
I really do wish I had a dog. :(
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Male 2,516
@mon360, fluffy you say?




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Male 936
reason #1 why cats are better than dogs. They`re not stupid enough to wait 14 years for their "master" to come home. SMH
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Male 771
i miss my dog :(
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Male 1,449
Dogs are just awesome.
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Male 321
@mon360

I guarantee that there are Dogs out there 10 times as fluffy as any Cat.
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Male 735
don`t care, cats are fluffy
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Female 1,324
better than scooping poo/piss out of a box and making the whole house smell like it >>; some dogs are just dumb, but others are amazing. most of the cats I knew were just dicks haha. I like them, just not the attitudes of the ones I knew.
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Male 109
Cats dont have much use other than eating house insects pooping in weird places and ignoring you after you feed them,and when they are relaxing they want you too come to them some cats actually train their humans,ever see that show My cat from hell? every time the cat whisperer guy tells the people how to take care of thier cat.It has nothing to do with training the cat to change its behavior it always ends up the owners have to bend over backwards to make the cat happy.Dogs are obedient and eager to learn with correct training. not saying cats cant be trained,its just that they try to train YOU which is impressive in my opinion XD dogs just have more use to humans as friend and helper,just dont see the point in having cats.
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Male 321
Cats are fine if you want an Animal that "likes" you. Dogs are more like children (only children are drating disgusting and annoying). They depend on you, need you, and love you. They have a very strong pack instinct, Cats are more of a loner pet.
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Female 1,566
"yeah... all i get from this is dogs are totally dependant morons."

So is every domesticated animal. That`s the point of domestication, the animal relies on YOU instead of itself.
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Male 629
It bothers you when people don`t like cats? Why?

Everyone else: bag of dicks.
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Male 15,510
Im not really a "Cats" Or "Dogs" person. Im more like a Megabats person.


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Female 36
This is stupid. Cats are actually very loving and caring pets. I hate when people don`t like cats. It bothers me so much. I`m a cat person but I still love dogs.
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Male 248
Come on guys, let the dog owners mistake their animals` stupidity and dependence for loyalty. Don`t forget, these are the same people who pick up poo off the ground in a plastic bag.
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Male 916
yeah... all i get from this is dogs are totally dependant morons.
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Male 694
so dogs get statues made of them for doing things people do all the time? in other words, we are rewarding them for doing things we think they are too stupid and in-human to do..? Thats retarded if you ask me :P
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Male 2,841
In conclusion: Dogs are dumb as sh*t.
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Male 1,510
Haha, I called my dog into my office after reading this.
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Male 1,073
And here I thought Mac was gonna rail against stupid American dogs welcoming home their owners from pointless illegal wars...
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Male 1,293
Surely the reason dogs are stupider than cats.
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Male 1,399
Dogs are about as close to a symbiote as humans have, at least above the microscopic level.

We rely upon each other, humans and dogs. Dogs actually look to us for guidance and help in problem solving, where a wolf does not.

Dogs are special. They hold a unique place in my reckoning.
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Male 3,894

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Female 1,566
"It`s called loyalty."

These dogs didn`t know their owners were dead, they were just waiting. Fido is a great example of a dog continuing their old routine, it just seems "special" to us because when we die some family member usually takes the dog or they get put into a shelter. These dogs just got left to do whatever, so they waited. Heidi and Ruswarp are the same, they were just waiting for their owner to get up and keep hiking. Interesting to note that this behavior would almost surely get them killed in the wild. Loyal? Or just really, really dependent?
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Male 1,048
Damn. That kinda broke my heart. I just got done playing with my dog and giving him a bath. I hope he isn`t this loyal if I die. Because I don`t want him to wait for me day after day :(
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Male 2,216
Some dogs are better people than people. ;-)
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Male 1,284
we love hem

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Male 878
zzzzzzzzz
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Male 677
@MacGuffin
I second that.
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Female 2,228
egal- Diamonds are a girl`s best friend. Not men.

You know why?

Because they last longer. HEYOOO!
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Female 323
I was out of town for a month. When I came back, my dog was wiggling his but and dancing in joy while my cat thought I was a stranger and ran away upstairs.
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Male 677
@Selous
I don`t know why you copied out all of the info below my name, as well as my name itself, but each to their own I suppose.
Thanks for your assessment of my intelligence, but maybe try and capitalize and punctuate your sentence properly next time, ok?
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Male 1,735
These comments are killing me I`m laughing so hard. "Woman Logic" so true *wipes away small tear*

Dogs and cats both have their perks, but dogs are man`s best friend for a reason, not women, dogs, the reasons are partly listed above and more so below in others comments.
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Female 2,602
[quote]Our cat no matter where he is when outside runs to the sidewalk every day when we get home. I have never seen him miss a chance.
Cats are picky, selfish, and a bit stuck up, but whoever thinks they are not loyal is wrong.[/quote]

Mine leaps up on my car and taps the windshield when I arrive home. She also sits with me whilst I blow-dry my hair, and leaps up on my bathroom shelf while I brush my teeth in the morning. People who think cats aren`t loyal have just never been loved by one.
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Male 450
Our cat no matter where he is when outside runs to the sidewalk every day when we get home. I have never seen him miss a chance.
Cats are picky, selfish, and a bit stuck up, but whoever thinks they are not loyal is wrong.
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Male 3,330
"I don`t know why having no self-respect is an honorable thing."

It`s not a lack of self-respect. It`s an over abundance of loyalty.
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Male 1,197
marcus2
Male, 13-17, Europe
538 Posts Monday, May 28, 2012 1:19:39 PM
Loyal, or stupid?

loyal, you on the other hand are stupid
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Male 768
"Meh, kinda makes dogs seem pathetic and stupid to me. I don`t know why having no self-respect is an honorable thing. Kind of like women who won`t leave an abusive man because they can`t stand the thought of being alone."

Woman logic....

It`s called loyalty.
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Male 1,754
Lauriloo look up Retard while you`re at it.
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Female 2,228
Not sure if touchingly loyal

Or abominably stupid. (Futurama reference brought full circle FTW).
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Female 4,084
@lauriloo. hey ignoramus, look up the word LOYALTY in the dictionary.
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Female 1,803
Meh, kinda makes dogs seem pathetic and stupid to me. I don`t know why having no self-respect is an honorable thing. Kind of like women who won`t leave an abusive man because they can`t stand the thought of being alone.
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Male 325
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Male 5,811
I miss having a dog. :-(
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Male 11,739
Not all dogs are like this. Some are dumber than dirt, like mine.
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Male 677
Loyal, or stupid?
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Male 40,728
Dogs are loyal, that`s for sure! Good ones anyhow.
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Female 3,696
Well, according to my roommates my cat usually sits right at front door every night between 8-10 every night because that`s usually when I come home. I remember coming home from being away for 5 days and I dropped off my suitcase and ran out to grab something from the grocery store. When I came back, My roomie said that Cairo had sat yowling at the door the entire time. They are capable you know ;)

This brought tears to my eyes though, pets are such wonderful things <3
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Male 702
Dogs: Just smart enough to become loyal. Just stupid enough to remain loyal.
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Male 1,625
depends on which continuity you want to remember DuckBoy. according to Bender`s Big Score, Seymour spent every day until being fossilized with Fry (who became Lars)
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Male 213
These dogs are histories greatest heroes.*Wipes tears away*
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Male 39,880

Cats eat you when you die.
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Male 3,643
What do we want?!
Fry`s dog!
When do we want it?!
Fry`s dog!


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Male 1,754
Yea, cats are non-nice individuals. drat you, cat!
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Male 4,219
and that why we dont eat dogs or like it when someone else does
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Female 3,726
Link: Reason 683 On Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats [Pic] [Rate Link] - If you`re 10 minutes late, I sure your cat will be at someone else`s door.
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