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87 Responses to Reason 683 On Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 12:39 pm
    Link: Reason 683 On Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats - If you`re 10 minutes late, I sure your cat will be at someone else`s door.
  2. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    May 28, 2012 at 12:46 pm
    and that why we dont eat dogs or like it when someone else does
  3. Profile photo of swoop408
    swoop408 Male 18-29
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    May 28, 2012 at 12:47 pm
    Yea, cats are non-nice individuals. drat you, cat!
  4. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
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    May 28, 2012 at 12:49 pm
    What do we want?!
    Fry`s dog!
    When do we want it?!
    Fry`s dog!


  5. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 28, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    Cats eat you when you die.
  6. Profile photo of TheShmoo
    TheShmoo Male 18-29
    213 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 1:04 pm
    These dogs are histories greatest heroes.*Wipes tears away*
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
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    May 28, 2012 at 1:04 pm
    depends on which continuity you want to remember DuckBoy. according to Bender`s Big Score, Seymour spent every day until being fossilized with Fry (who became Lars)
  8. Profile photo of kangoala
    kangoala Male 18-29
    702 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 1:06 pm
    Dogs: Just smart enough to become loyal. Just stupid enough to remain loyal.
  9. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    May 28, 2012 at 1:09 pm
    Well, according to my roommates my cat usually sits right at front door every night between 8-10 every night because that`s usually when I come home. I remember coming home from being away for 5 days and I dropped off my suitcase and ran out to grab something from the grocery store. When I came back, My roomie said that Cairo had sat yowling at the door the entire time. They are capable you know ;)

    This brought tears to my eyes though, pets are such wonderful things <3
  10. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 28, 2012 at 1:09 pm
    Dogs are loyal, that`s for sure! Good ones anyhow.
  11. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 1:19 pm
    Loyal, or stupid?
  12. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    May 28, 2012 at 1:22 pm
    Not all dogs are like this. Some are dumber than dirt, like mine.
  13. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
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    May 28, 2012 at 1:23 pm
    I miss having a dog. :-(
  14. Profile photo of boogarcym
    boogarcym Male 40-49
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    May 28, 2012 at 1:37 pm
    Swansea Jack - Legend!
  15. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
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    May 28, 2012 at 1:38 pm
    Meh, kinda makes dogs seem pathetic and stupid to me. I don`t know why having no self-respect is an honorable thing. Kind of like women who won`t leave an abusive man because they can`t stand the thought of being alone.
  16. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
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    May 28, 2012 at 1:47 pm
    @lauriloo. hey ignoramus, look up the word LOYALTY in the dictionary.
  17. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
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    May 28, 2012 at 1:48 pm
    Not sure if touchingly loyal

    Or abominably stupid. (Futurama reference brought full circle FTW).
  18. Profile photo of swoop408
    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 1:49 pm
    Lauriloo look up Retard while you`re at it.
  19. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
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    May 28, 2012 at 1:52 pm
    "Meh, kinda makes dogs seem pathetic and stupid to me. I don`t know why having no self-respect is an honorable thing. Kind of like women who won`t leave an abusive man because they can`t stand the thought of being alone."

    Woman logic....

    It`s called loyalty.
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    Selous Male 30-39
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    May 28, 2012 at 1:54 pm
    marcus2
    Male, 13-17, Europe
    538 Posts Monday, May 28, 2012 1:19:39 PM
    Loyal, or stupid?

    loyal, you on the other hand are stupid
  21. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 1:56 pm
    "I don`t know why having no self-respect is an honorable thing."

    It`s not a lack of self-respect. It`s an over abundance of loyalty.
  22. Profile photo of CynicalGamer
    CynicalGamer Male 40-49
    450 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 1:56 pm
    Our cat no matter where he is when outside runs to the sidewalk every day when we get home. I have never seen him miss a chance.
    Cats are picky, selfish, and a bit stuck up, but whoever thinks they are not loyal is wrong.
  23. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 2:07 pm
    Our cat no matter where he is when outside runs to the sidewalk every day when we get home. I have never seen him miss a chance.
    Cats are picky, selfish, and a bit stuck up, but whoever thinks they are not loyal is wrong.

    Mine leaps up on my car and taps the windshield when I arrive home. She also sits with me whilst I blow-dry my hair, and leaps up on my bathroom shelf while I brush my teeth in the morning. People who think cats aren`t loyal have just never been loved by one.
  24. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
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    May 28, 2012 at 2:14 pm
    These comments are killing me I`m laughing so hard. "Woman Logic" so true *wipes away small tear*

    Dogs and cats both have their perks, but dogs are man`s best friend for a reason, not women, dogs, the reasons are partly listed above and more so below in others comments.
  25. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 2:16 pm
    @Selous
    I don`t know why you copied out all of the info below my name, as well as my name itself, but each to their own I suppose.
    Thanks for your assessment of my intelligence, but maybe try and capitalize and punctuate your sentence properly next time, ok?
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    softpuppy Female 18-29
    323 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 2:20 pm
    I was out of town for a month. When I came back, my dog was wiggling his but and dancing in joy while my cat thought I was a stranger and ran away upstairs.
  27. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 2:23 pm
    egal- Diamonds are a girl`s best friend. Not men.

    You know why?

    Because they last longer. HEYOOO!
  28. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 2:24 pm
    @MacGuffin
    I second that.
  29. Profile photo of burbclaver
    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 2:29 pm
    zzzzzzzzz
  30. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 2:45 pm
    we love hem

  31. Profile photo of Zeegrr60
    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
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    May 28, 2012 at 2:49 pm
    Some dogs are better people than people. ;-)
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
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    May 28, 2012 at 2:53 pm
    Damn. That kinda broke my heart. I just got done playing with my dog and giving him a bath. I hope he isn`t this loyal if I die. Because I don`t want him to wait for me day after day :(
  33. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 3:16 pm
    "It`s called loyalty."

    These dogs didn`t know their owners were dead, they were just waiting. Fido is a great example of a dog continuing their old routine, it just seems "special" to us because when we die some family member usually takes the dog or they get put into a shelter. These dogs just got left to do whatever, so they waited. Heidi and Ruswarp are the same, they were just waiting for their owner to get up and keep hiking. Interesting to note that this behavior would almost surely get them killed in the wild. Loyal? Or just really, really dependent?
  34. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 3:30 pm

  35. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 3:30 pm
    Dogs are about as close to a symbiote as humans have, at least above the microscopic level.

    We rely upon each other, humans and dogs. Dogs actually look to us for guidance and help in problem solving, where a wolf does not.

    Dogs are special. They hold a unique place in my reckoning.
  36. Profile photo of randomxnp
    randomxnp Male 30-39
    1293 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 4:04 pm
    Surely the reason dogs are stupider than cats.
  37. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 4:06 pm
    And here I thought Mac was gonna rail against stupid American dogs welcoming home their owners from pointless illegal wars...
  38. Profile photo of DingDingDong
    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 4:12 pm
    Haha, I called my dog into my office after reading this.
  39. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 4:35 pm
    In conclusion: Dogs are dumb as sh*t.
  40. Profile photo of faaaaq
    faaaaq Male 18-29
    693 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 4:44 pm
    so dogs get statues made of them for doing things people do all the time? in other words, we are rewarding them for doing things we think they are too stupid and in-human to do..? Thats retarded if you ask me :P
  41. Profile photo of razbitom
    razbitom Male 40-49
    913 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 4:50 pm
    yeah... all i get from this is dogs are totally dependant morons.
  42. Profile photo of Sathon
    Sathon Male 18-29
    248 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 4:56 pm
    Come on guys, let the dog owners mistake their animals` stupidity and dependence for loyalty. Don`t forget, these are the same people who pick up poo off the ground in a plastic bag.
  43. Profile photo of SydneyBarb
    SydneyBarb Female 18-29
    36 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 5:02 pm
    This is stupid. Cats are actually very loving and caring pets. I hate when people don`t like cats. It bothers me so much. I`m a cat person but I still love dogs.
  44. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 5:14 pm
    Im not really a "Cats" Or "Dogs" person. Im more like a Megabats person.


  45. Profile photo of faustsshadow
    faustsshadow Male 30-39
    433 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 5:25 pm
    It bothers you when people don`t like cats? Why?

    Everyone else: bag of dicks.
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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 5:32 pm
    "yeah... all i get from this is dogs are totally dependant morons."

    So is every domesticated animal. That`s the point of domestication, the animal relies on YOU instead of itself.
  47. Profile photo of Stonardsftw
    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
    321 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 5:34 pm
    Cats are fine if you want an Animal that "likes" you. Dogs are more like children (only children are drating disgusting and annoying). They depend on you, need you, and love you. They have a very strong pack instinct, Cats are more of a loner pet.
  48. Profile photo of Justahuman
    Justahuman Male 18-29
    109 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 5:37 pm
    Cats dont have much use other than eating house insects pooping in weird places and ignoring you after you feed them,and when they are relaxing they want you too come to them some cats actually train their humans,ever see that show My cat from hell? every time the cat whisperer guy tells the people how to take care of thier cat.It has nothing to do with training the cat to change its behavior it always ends up the owners have to bend over backwards to make the cat happy.Dogs are obedient and eager to learn with correct training. not saying cats cant be trained,its just that they try to train YOU which is impressive in my opinion XD dogs just have more use to humans as friend and helper,just dont see the point in having cats.
  49. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 5:39 pm
    better than scooping poo/piss out of a box and making the whole house smell like it >>; some dogs are just dumb, but others are amazing. most of the cats I knew were just dicks haha. I like them, just not the attitudes of the ones I knew.
  50. Profile photo of mon360
    mon360 Male 13-17
    735 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 5:50 pm
    don`t care, cats are fluffy
  51. Profile photo of Stonardsftw
    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
    321 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 5:55 pm
    @mon360

    I guarantee that there are Dogs out there 10 times as fluffy as any Cat.
  52. Profile photo of Viking864
    Viking864 Male 40-49
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    May 28, 2012 at 6:01 pm
    Dogs are just awesome.
  53. Profile photo of YANKmyDOODLE
    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 6:40 pm
    i miss my dog :(
  54. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 7:01 pm
    reason #1 why cats are better than dogs. They`re not stupid enough to wait 14 years for their "master" to come home. SMH
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    jendrian Male 18-29
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    May 28, 2012 at 7:04 pm
    @mon360, fluffy you say?




  56. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 7:05 pm
    I really do wish I had a dog. :(
  57. Profile photo of tacks
    tacks Female 18-29
    155 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 7:45 pm
    Cats are independent and sassy, dogs are dumb.
  58. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 7:50 pm
    I see those as reasons why dogs are much needier than cats.
  59. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
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    May 28, 2012 at 8:35 pm

  60. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 8:36 pm
    tl;dr: Your cat doesn`t give a poo about you.
  61. Profile photo of ElijaBlack
    ElijaBlack Male 18-29
    275 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 8:41 pm
    Dogs are social animals with a pack mentality cats aren`t its like comparing apples and oranges. To each their own. speciesist
    Also rats are the best.
  62. Profile photo of Bremir
    Bremir Male 18-29
    392 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 9:19 pm
    Eh, the cat we have follows me everywhere, always sits outside my door and brings me stuffed animals, doesn`t wander far from the house and always comes to me when I call.

    I can get up in the morning, go outside, the cat sees me and runs down the garden.

    I`m happy enough with the cat.
  63. Profile photo of lawndartsftw
    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 9:22 pm
    A dog is your friend....

    A cat...well, you are it`s butler...
  64. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 9:25 pm
    "Also rats are the best."

    What kind do you have? My Littlefoot has quite the taste for dumbos.
  65. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
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    May 28, 2012 at 10:47 pm
    that only proves dogs are stupid
  66. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 11:05 pm
    And here I thought Mac was gonna rail against stupid American dogs welcoming home their owners from pointless illegal wars...

    You see? Dogs will love anyone, even war criminals.
  67. Profile photo of TheShgn2
    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
    626 posts
    May 28, 2012 at 11:41 pm
    These kinds of stories always make me cry.
  68. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 12:02 am
    Cats = fluffy cute things that are nice to pet.

    Dogs = companion for life.

    Cats are not loyal to you. Cats do not give a poo whether you live or die. If you die, a cat will eat you. A dog will starve to death guarding your corpse.

    Dog = Hey bro. Let`s go play. Wanna get something to eat?

    Cat = Feed me. Show me attention. Feed me. drat off I`m sleeping.
  69. Profile photo of photomstr
    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 12:20 am
    My neighbours cat is loyal to ME . . . always comes for a visit. I love dogs too!
  70. Profile photo of neosophist
    neosophist Male 18-29
    138 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 1:56 am
    Don`t forget Seymour, Fry`s dog from Futurama.
  71. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 3:00 am
    My girl is sitting on my lap as I read this. She loves me but don`t think will starve a day for me.
    She is rescued and has learned that she has to look after herself.
    My gran had come to visit us for three months and her dog, according to staff, stopped eating and died pinning for her. This 30 years ago.
  72. Profile photo of spuddington
    spuddington Male 18-29
    128 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 4:12 am
    gave my dog the biggest hug after this.
  73. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
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    May 29, 2012 at 4:32 am
    My cat waits for me by the door all day long. When I went off to college, my mom would catch my cat sitting by the door, waiting for me to get home. Not all cats are the same, just like dogs aren`t.
  74. Profile photo of burbclaver
    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 6:05 am
    I ate dog in Korea once.
  75. Profile photo of ilurk
    ilurk Female 18-29
    220 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 6:42 am
    Justin, I agree.
    Plus, Some of these like "staying at a train station" I`m sure that was just his new home to him. Clean water could be found and scraps of food to eat.
  76. Profile photo of TheiaRenown
    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 7:09 am
    Maybe it just means that dogs cant take a hint?
  77. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 7:57 am
    My cat: Was never a dog. Therefore she wins.
  78. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 9:01 am
    Dogs have been mankind`s strongest link to the animal kingdom for hundreds of thousands of years. They beat cats everytime, hands down.
  79. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 10:59 am
    @Slmmhmmr161
    What about the primates that we evolved from?
  80. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 11:24 am
    In short...dogs will stay by your side even in death. Until they die.
    Cats will say "meh" and move on, get a new owner, eat food and live.

    Cats = lazy survivalist.
    dog = blindly loyal and dumb.
  81. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 6:37 pm
    "Cats = fluffy cute things that are nice to pet.

    Dogs = companion for life.

    Cats are not loyal to you. Cats do not give a poo whether you live or die. If you die, a cat will eat you. A dog will starve to death guarding your corpse.

    Dog = Hey bro. Let`s go play. Wanna get something to eat?

    Cat = Feed me. Show me attention. Feed me. drat off I`m sleeping."

    someone doesnt have any experience with cats
  82. Profile photo of MentalJargon
    MentalJargon Male 18-29
    37 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 10:53 pm
    That`s a hell of a long way to say "dogs are drating stupid"
  83. Profile photo of kittilia
    kittilia Female 18-29
    500 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 11:04 pm
    skullgrin: that "someone" is you. My cat is and will always be loyal to me. I`m happy if he finds a new owner to love after I die, because then he`ll be happy too. But I`m sure he`ll be by my side till the end. Also, your last line of "cat" sounds like my Jack Russel btw. He`ll also stay with me forever, but he`s lazy as poo and won`t do a thing for you. Still love them both.
  84. Profile photo of mzacur
    mzacur Male 18-29
    112 posts
    May 30, 2012 at 4:13 am
    dogs are sad, anytime you leave the room they think you have left the earth. its not cute or endearing, its just annoying.

    those of you who are saying cats would leave at the first opportunity...you have had pooty cats, or you are pooty pet owners. If I were to die, i`d prefer my cat to move on and enrich someone else`s life the same way he did with mine...and not just sit in the same place starving for 10+ years.
  85. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    May 30, 2012 at 10:19 am
    so... dog are stupidly faithful
    cat owners stand guard upon their dead cats.
  86. Profile photo of habs
    habs Male 18-29
    10 posts
    June 3, 2012 at 1:08 am
    Everyone knows that dogs are better than cats, but cats can be pretty damn cute.
  87. Profile photo of Bewsa30
    Bewsa30 Male 30-39
    36 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 3:08 pm
    hahahaha, dogs are dumb, they`d wait until they`d die for you. A cat is intelligent enough to find a new provider of food on their own. GO CATS!

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