Overbearing Tree Squeezes Life From Others [Pic]

Submitted by: Kim... 5 years ago in Funny

Studies show that trees are just like your significant other: They cling to you until they squeeze the life out of you.
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Male 5,413
Awww :)
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Male 741
Hey look, it`s a fundamentalist Christian Republican voter and what`s going on in my bedroom!
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Male 1,394
Hey look, it`s a Democrat voter and a US tax payer!
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Male 1,239
[quote]lol, really... so we`re labeling a plant (that has no capacity for thought) as someone`s s.o. because it`s "squeez[ing] the life out of you," when people are the ones that delight in killing whatever gets in our way. brilliant.[/quote]

Pretty sure it was just a joke even if not very funny. No need for twisted knickers.
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Female 2,549
Strangler not squeezer.
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Female 1,478
Evolution and survival, motherf*ckas!
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Male 38,471
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Female 1,181
lol, really... so we`re labeling a plant (that has no capacity for thought) as someone`s s.o. because it`s "squeez[ing] the life out of you," when people are the ones that delight in killing whatever gets in our way. brilliant.
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Male 147
Somewhere is a time lapse video of a strangler-fig seed landing on top of a small 5` boulder, then running its roots better than 4` down the side of this rock to get to the earth. All with no soil on top of the rock for the whole process. If these seeds get growing near anything treelike the fig will totally surround the host tree grow up it and kill it. Eventually the host tree rots out and leaves a hollow core. There are some spectacular examples of this where the hollow parts are big enough one can get inside them and climb up.
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Male 219
also....don`t you think it odd that our holiday symbol of undying love and affection, mistletoe, is in actuality a lifesucking parasite that eventually kills its host?
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Male 772
@DuckBoy87: Forever Alone high five T_T
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Male 1,803
The one on the left doesn`t give a fig.
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Male 1,754
Make like a tree and get outta here!!
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Female 2,602
The tree on the right`s poplar.
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Male 3,462
"Nature: It`s exactly like your relationship"

You mean nonexistent?
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Male 38,471

Unbeleafable!
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Female 539
Link: Overbearing Tree Squeezes Life From Others [Pic] [Rate Link] - Studies show that trees are just like your significant other: They cling to you until they squeeze the life out of you.
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