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Date: 05/21/12 12:59 PM

17 Responses to Overbearing Tree Squeezes Life From Others [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Kim...
    Kim... Female 13-17
    539 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 1:04 pm
    Link: Overbearing Tree Squeezes Life From Others - Studies show that trees are just like your significant other: They cling to you until they squeeze the life out of you.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 21, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    Unbeleafable!
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3238 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 1:21 pm
    "Nature: It`s exactly like your relationship"

    You mean nonexistent?
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 1:32 pm
    The tree on the right`s poplar.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 1:34 pm
    Make like a tree and get outta here!!
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 2:11 pm
    The one on the left doesn`t give a fig.
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    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 2:58 pm
    @DuckBoy87: Forever Alone high five T_T
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    gladhatter Male 50-59
    219 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 3:23 pm
    also....don`t you think it odd that our holiday symbol of undying love and affection, mistletoe, is in actuality a lifesucking parasite that eventually kills its host?
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    TadnJess Male 30-39
    147 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 3:45 pm
    Somewhere is a time lapse video of a strangler-fig seed landing on top of a small 5` boulder, then running its roots better than 4` down the side of this rock to get to the earth. All with no soil on top of the rock for the whole process. If these seeds get growing near anything treelike the fig will totally surround the host tree grow up it and kill it. Eventually the host tree rots out and leaves a hollow core. There are some spectacular examples of this where the hollow parts are big enough one can get inside them and climb up.
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 3:56 pm
    lol, really... so we`re labeling a plant (that has no capacity for thought) as someone`s s.o. because it`s "squeez the life out of you," when people are the ones that delight in killing whatever gets in our way. brilliant.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 4:10 pm
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 7:26 pm
    Evolution and survival, motherf*ckas!
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 6:42 am
    Strangler not squeezer.
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 6:50 am
    lol, really... so we`re labeling a plant (that has no capacity for thought) as someone`s s.o. because it`s "squeez the life out of you," when people are the ones that delight in killing whatever gets in our way. brilliant.

    Pretty sure it was just a joke even if not very funny. No need for twisted knickers.
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    797 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 9:55 am
    Hey look, it`s a Democrat voter and a US tax payer!
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    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 5:10 am
    Hey look, it`s a fundamentalist Christian Republican voter and what`s going on in my bedroom!
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 5:16 am
    Awww :)

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