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Date: 05/05/12 09:15 AM

49 Responses to Oh God No More! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 4:03 am
    Link: Oh God No More! - Man found sobbing after 36 hour ordeal with a German. What was his ordeal you ask?
  2. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 9:20 am
    Why didn`t he just leave sooner?
  3. Profile photo of mcboozerilla
    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 9:22 am
    What`s her phone number?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 9:26 am
    Oh the poor bastard....forced to have sex for 36 hours. I feel soooooo sorry for him.

    Whatever.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 9:38 am
    freddyferret
    Male, 40-49, Midwest US
    7899 Posts Saturday, May 05, 2012 9:26:14 AM
    Oh the poor bastard....forced to have sex for 36 hours. I feel soooooo sorry for him.

    Whatever.

    ___

    Force = rape. Just cause it was a guy doesn`t make this story funny. She was in therapy already and had other victims.
  6. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 9:46 am
    "Force = rape."

    He willingly went with her from the bus to her apartment and agreed to have sex with her. He was not raped by any stretch of the imagination. At most he was held against his will (which honestly could have been due to restraints he agreed to, if we`re talking about a sex crazed maniac`s room). bro hooked up with some crazy, now he`ll be less likely to go home with random strangers from the city bus.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 9:47 am
    i never thought i`d die like this, but i always hoped.
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    thatjimguy Male 30-39
    458 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 9:47 am
    fake
  9. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 9:54 am
    "forced him to take viagra"

    That`s not what`s being reported. The first guy she met at a bar. He also willingly came home with her. Says he escaped when she was asleep, same as this guy. So either they were not willing to push her out of the way and leave through the door, or they soundlessly escaped from whatever restraints they were in while they were next to their lightly sleeping attacker who did not wake up even a little. Riiiiiiiiiiight.
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    Rizzo71 Male 40-49
    427 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 9:54 am
    She is in her 40s and wants to get pregnant. She forced the first one to take viagra. I guess the second one got a few, too. In both cases she offered herself to the arriving policemen.
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 9:59 am
  12. Profile photo of Rizzo71
    Rizzo71 Male 40-49
    427 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 10:24 am
    I don`t think that this is a fake. It was in several german newspapers.
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    Rizzo71 Male 40-49
    427 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 10:26 am

  14. Profile photo of mrtomz
    mrtomz Male 40-49
    136 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 10:34 am
    So, which pair of feet belongs to the girl in the photo above? It`s not immediately clear to me...
  15. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 10:54 am
    At the point where one person does not want to have sex and yet are forced, that is rape. It doesn`t matter if they had sex previously, it doesn`t matter if they are in the act. If one person does not want to go any further and the other person continues, it`s rape.

    If you are held against your will and have to plan your escape, that`s a problem. Of course, he made a bad decision but regardless, she needs to be locked up, she`s sick.

    Also, would your views change if she were preying on young children? Older helpless people? People with special needs? Would it be something to joke with then?
  16. Profile photo of paperduck
    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 11:00 am
    leesah, would you have the same analysis if the sexes were reversed?
  17. Profile photo of frenchroast
    frenchroast Male 30-39
    446 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 11:08 am
    He just needs to replenish his electrolytes, that`s all. One of those Gatorade coolers should do the trick.
  18. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 11:14 am
    Hely drat.

    Why is this *funny* at all??

    If it were the other way around then it wouldn`t make it to IAB.

    This is one of the worst links ever.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 11:15 am
    LOL@ this thread.

    Again we`re going back to what I said.

    It`s funny `cos it`s a male being raped.

    Yeah. drating hilarious.

    Douches.
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    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 11:22 am
    Gotta be from the Onion.
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 11:23 am
    WTF? Tabloid articles is now what makes the cut on IAB? What a bunch of sh*t.
  22. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 11:25 am
    This isn`t funny at all.
  23. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 11:47 am
    lol, look at all the guys with their "ooh! this isn`t funny... it`s a real problem!" type of posts. boo-f*ckity-hoo.
  24. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 12:08 pm
    @Xerasia - Call me if you get raped k? I love to give you the same sympathy.
  25. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 12:19 pm
    haahaaaahaaaahahaha
  26. Profile photo of WorldOfJames
    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 12:25 pm
    @Xerasia well BOO F*CKING HOO if you get raped for 36 hours.
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    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 12:45 pm
    dude rape is bad. but chick rape, however , you must endure as a test of courage, stamina, and manhood. 36 hours of being chick raped is a title to behold. Unless she sticks something up your ass then might as well be dude raped at that point.
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    PizzaPits Male 18-29
    553 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 12:47 pm
    @Darkmagic14n Hahaha, that`s exactly what came to my mind when I read this. Thank you.
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    faaaaq Male 18-29
    687 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 12:49 pm
    unless shes shoving something up my bum or is a total dog, no woman can "rape" me for 36 hours lol. he WILLINGLY went to her place, he wasnt raped unless there was ass-play. you CANT RAPE A MAN WITHOUT ASS-PLAY, our wangs dont function unless our body wants it to..
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    faaaaq Male 18-29
    687 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 12:50 pm
    Rizzo, didnt see your post before. i guess viagra could do it lol, but if shes trying to get preggers, shes dumb. we can only out so much product in a given timeframe..
  31. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 12:56 pm
    Link.

    It`s threads like this that make males not come forward.

    You bunch of pricks.
  32. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 1:05 pm
    *reads comments*

    lol. Oy.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4710 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 1:27 pm
    @Bidah...sounds like this hit a nerve with you. Maybe its bringing up some memories? Need a shoulder to cry on? Change your tampon and get over it. Who cares if others think it is funny.
  34. Profile photo of turdburglar
    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4710 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 1:34 pm
    EURRRRRROPE! HA! Common sence would show that this one story reflects how all european women are nuttier than squril turds, and the men are all pussy little cry babys. Isnt that how it works? Or is it only when the story is from America. Suck it European IABers.
  35. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 1:39 pm
    @turdburglar - Your name is ironic. Go die someplace please.
  36. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 3:11 pm
    36 hours of sex with a German nymphomaniac will turn you into a warrior:
  37. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 5:52 pm
    no thanks @Buiadh, it looks like you`ll be too "busy" with your dog.
  38. Profile photo of lawndartsftw
    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 6:26 pm
    Tabloid stories = garbage...not worth the time.

    @turdburglar - if you learned to spell, you may actually be taken half-seriously on here....
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 8:17 pm
    Damn, she drated an african man to exhaustion.

  40. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 1:04 am
    @xerasia - I see what you did there! You made a comment about my profile picture! That`s so awesome how you linked tht picture of me, into an insult and a suggestion of bestiality. That`s funny. You`re funny.
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    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 2:33 am
    ..my future wife? I NEED DETAILS OF THAT BUS ASAP
  42. Profile photo of Fitzlol
    Fitzlol Male 18-29
    14 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 6:52 am
    now, imagine the guy who rape the woman.. everyone on earth will know this story )-|
  43. Profile photo of Karat
    Karat Male 18-29
    135 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 8:06 am
    there was another similar case just recently.
    the woman demanded more and more and didn`t let him leave the appartment.
    when he had a chance to call the police and they arrived, she asked them to join in.
  44. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 11:52 am
    @xerasia - Typical feminist. Don`t worry ladies, we all know she doesn`t represent the majority of you.
  45. Profile photo of kingdomCome
    kingdomCome Male 18-29
    338 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 12:07 pm
    LOL, found a similar story, damn hilarious if you ask me....can`t stop laughing!

    Link
  46. Profile photo of koolmole
    koolmole Male 18-29
    176 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 12:16 pm
    "now, imagine the guy who rape the woman.. everyone on earth will know this story "

    exactly. clearly double standards.
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 12:37 pm
    You`d think death by sex would be every man`s dream.
  48. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 2:11 pm
    @kingdom
    Better if sarcasm isn`t used vaguely when typing.
  49. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 12:47 pm
    @leesah
    So you view sex the same way myths view vampires and their being allowed to enter a house, once it`s ok once it`s ok forever? If you sleep with a guy once he`s then allowed to hold you for 36 hours beyond the point of chafing, exhaustion, dehydration, humiliation from lack of washroom access, etc?

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