Oh God No More! [Pic]

Submitted by: Crabes 5 years ago in Funny

Man found sobbing after 36 hour ordeal with a German. What was his ordeal you ask?
There are 48 comments:
Male 2,419
@leesah
So you view sex the same way myths view vampires and their being allowed to enter a house, once it`s ok once it`s ok forever? If you sleep with a guy once he`s then allowed to hold you for 36 hours beyond the point of chafing, exhaustion, dehydration, humiliation from lack of washroom access, etc?
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Male 1,595
@kingdom
Better if sarcasm isn`t used vaguely when typing.
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Female 1,356
You`d think death by sex would be every man`s dream.
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Male 176
"now, imagine the guy who rape the woman.. everyone on earth will know this story "

exactly. clearly double standards.
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Male 338
LOL, found a similar story, damn hilarious if you ask me....can`t stop laughing!

Link
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Male 639
@xerasia - Typical feminist. Don`t worry ladies, we all know she doesn`t represent the majority of you.
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Male 135
there was another similar case just recently.
the woman demanded more and more and didn`t let him leave the appartment.
when he had a chance to call the police and they arrived, she asked them to join in.
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Male 14
now, imagine the guy who rape the woman.. everyone on earth will know this story )-|
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Male 414
..my future wife? I NEED DETAILS OF THAT BUS ASAP
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Male 6,737
@xerasia - I see what you did there! You made a comment about my profile picture! That`s so awesome how you linked tht picture of me, into an insult and a suggestion of bestiality. That`s funny. You`re funny.
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Male 1,045
Damn, she drated an african man to exhaustion.

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Male 1,810
Tabloid stories = garbage...not worth the time.

@turdburglar - if you learned to spell, you may actually be taken half-seriously on here....
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Female 1,181
no thanks @Buiadh, it looks like you`ll be too "busy" with your dog.
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Male 1,284
36 hours of sex with a German nymphomaniac will turn you into a warrior:
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Male 6,737
@turdburglar - Your name is ironic. Go die someplace please.
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Male 4,891
EURRRRRROPE! HA! Common sence would show that this one story reflects how all european women are nuttier than squril turds, and the men are all pussy little cry babys. Isnt that how it works? Or is it only when the story is from America. Suck it European IABers.
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Male 4,891
@Bidah...sounds like this hit a nerve with you. Maybe its bringing up some memories? Need a shoulder to cry on? Change your tampon and get over it. Who cares if others think it is funny.
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Male 534
*reads comments*

lol. Oy.
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Male 6,737
Link.

It`s threads like this that make males not come forward.

You bunch of pricks.
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Male 694
Rizzo, didnt see your post before. i guess viagra could do it lol, but if shes trying to get preggers, shes dumb. we can only out so much product in a given timeframe..
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Male 694
unless shes shoving something up my bum or is a total dog, no woman can "rape" me for 36 hours lol. he WILLINGLY went to her place, he wasnt raped unless there was ass-play. you CANT RAPE A MAN WITHOUT ASS-PLAY, our wangs dont function unless our body wants it to..
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Male 553
@Darkmagic14n Hahaha, that`s exactly what came to my mind when I read this. Thank you.
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Male 2,591
dude rape is bad. but chick rape, however , you must endure as a test of courage, stamina, and manhood. 36 hours of being chick raped is a title to behold. Unless she sticks something up your ass then might as well be dude raped at that point.
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Male 977
@Xerasia well BOO F*CKING HOO if you get raped for 36 hours.
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Female 4,359
haahaaaahaaaahahaha
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Male 6,737
@Xerasia - Call me if you get raped k? I love to give you the same sympathy.
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Female 1,181
lol, look at all the guys with their "ooh! this isn`t funny... it`s a real problem!" type of posts. boo-f*ckity-hoo.
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Female 1,441
This isn`t funny at all.
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Male 914
WTF? Tabloid articles is now what makes the cut on IAB? What a bunch of sh*t.
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Male 571
Gotta be from the Onion.
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Male 6,737
[email protected] this thread.

Again we`re going back to what I said.

It`s funny `cos it`s a male being raped.

Yeah. drating hilarious.

Douches.
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Male 6,737
Hely drat.

Why is this *funny* at all??

If it were the other way around then it wouldn`t make it to IAB.

This is one of the worst links ever.
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Male 446
He just needs to replenish his electrolytes, that`s all. One of those Gatorade coolers should do the trick.
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Male 1,745
leesah, would you have the same analysis if the sexes were reversed?
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Female 3,726
At the point where one person does not want to have sex and yet are forced, that is rape. It doesn`t matter if they had sex previously, it doesn`t matter if they are in the act. If one person does not want to go any further and the other person continues, it`s rape.

If you are held against your will and have to plan your escape, that`s a problem. Of course, he made a bad decision but regardless, she needs to be locked up, she`s sick.

Also, would your views change if she were preying on young children? Older helpless people? People with special needs? Would it be something to joke with then?
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Male 425

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Male 425
I don`t think that this is a fake. It was in several german newspapers.
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Male 1,625
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Male 425
She is in her 40s and wants to get pregnant. She forced the first one to take viagra. I guess the second one got a few, too. In both cases she offered herself to the arriving policemen.
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Female 1,566
"forced him to take viagra"

That`s not what`s being reported. The first guy she met at a bar. He also willingly came home with her. Says he escaped when she was asleep, same as this guy. So either they were not willing to push her out of the way and leave through the door, or they soundlessly escaped from whatever restraints they were in while they were next to their lightly sleeping attacker who did not wake up even a little. Riiiiiiiiiiight.
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Male 468
fake
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Male 5,314
i never thought i`d die like this, but i always hoped.
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Female 1,566
"Force = rape."

He willingly went with her from the bus to her apartment and agreed to have sex with her. He was not raped by any stretch of the imagination. At most he was held against his will (which honestly could have been due to restraints he agreed to, if we`re talking about a sex crazed maniac`s room). bro hooked up with some crazy, now he`ll be less likely to go home with random strangers from the city bus.
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Female 3,726
freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
7899 Posts Saturday, May 05, 2012 9:26:14 AM
Oh the poor bastard....forced to have sex for 36 hours. I feel soooooo sorry for him.

Whatever.

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Force = rape. Just cause it was a guy doesn`t make this story funny. She was in therapy already and had other victims.
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Male 11,739
Oh the poor bastard....forced to have sex for 36 hours. I feel soooooo sorry for him.

Whatever.
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Male 646
What`s her phone number?
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Male 4,745
Why didn`t he just leave sooner?
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Male 1,284
Link: Oh God No More! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Man found sobbing after 36 hour ordeal with a German. What was his ordeal you ask?
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