Morbid Sense Of Humor Over Miami Dining [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in

This was the "yelp" page for "That Guys Face" from Miami, but it has now been deleted. Am I going to hell for laughing?
There are 32 comments:
Male 1,136
You robotrip on Robitussin, not bathsalts.
Jesus christ, some people.
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Male 256
this is supposed to be funny. i dont find it offensive or anything it just seemed like conan obrian wrote it
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Male 290
I was still more distracted by the advert. It sounded like a Bush quote...
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Male 78
His poop would be called faceies.
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Female 734
this is as reliable as any other review on yelp
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Male 163
I laughed. I`m glad that nothing is too offensive for the internet.
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Male 5,617
"If I believed in Hell, I`d say this could put you on the draft list..."
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Male 1,008
"Okay, I`ll be the "Macguffin" of this post. Can you imagine if that was one of your family members that was brutally killed in this manner? I don`t think it would be so funny. It would be devastating"

That was way too thoughtful and empathic to be a macguffin post. Try not to enjoy life for a few months and then give it another shot.
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Male 1,497
See you there guys. I`ll bring the waterguns.
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Male 5,413
Oh OK nevermind. I just Googled what happened recently.
WTF.
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Male 4,793
"but seriously, what the hell`s going on in Florida these days? kinda makes me not want to go south of the border anymore "

IDK man, but can I come up there? Zombies don`t like the cold...
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Male 5,413
I don`t get it...
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Female 3,727
@Madest: last time I checked I was a US citizen. Maybe it`s just the grown-ups who don`t think it`s very funny.
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Female 2,602
I think the phrase "too soon" may have been invented for this very situation.
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Male 7,378
Oh you Europeans and your lack of humor...
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Male 479
thats facking funny
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Male 201
oh god, I laughed, why did I laugh?

but seriously, what the hell`s going on in Florida these days? kinda makes me not want to go south of the border anymore
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Male 197
@thejet... HI-yooooo!
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Male 6,737
Not very funny tbh.
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Male 1,803
I didn`t find that funny. I didn`t find it offensive either. I just found it absolutely farking lame. Stop going for the lowest common denominator with the sodding posts, please can we have some high brow stuff as well. Not even the Sun newspaper in the UK comes up with this bollox.
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Female 3,727
Okay, I`ll be the "Macguffin" of this post. Can you imagine if that was one of your family members that was brutally killed in this manner? I don`t think it would be so funny. It would be devastating.

Fancy, can you add a ZERO rating?
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Male 1,832
After seeing the pictures and all the stupid "zombie" jokes, I can`t laugh at this.
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Male 10
Talk about an open-faced sandwich!
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Female 4,359
lol, count me in for hell...
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Female 846
Oh My God!!!!! I`m going straight to hell for laughing as hard as I did about this one!!!!
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Male 101
This is awesome
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Female 1,008
Oh god. I laughed my ass off. This is terrible.
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Female 8,044
jerdboy, as much as I like Dexter, this was made to poke fun at this story from Miami that`s been in the news all week. They are saying the C was for cannibal in this case.
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Male 1,448
LMAO
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Female 129
This is in bad.... taste...
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Male 130
Rudy C - Rudy Cooper, the alias of The Ice Truck Killer in Dexter season 1. It`s also set in Miami, Florida.
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Female 8,044
Link: Morbid Sense Of Humor Over Miami Dining [Pic] [Rate Link] - This was the `yelp` page for `That Guys Face` from Miami, but it has now been deleted. Am I going to hell for laughing?
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