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Date: 05/06/12 06:34 PM

44 Responses to Monster Tasmanian King Crab Is A Monster [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 6:38 pm
    Link: Monster Tasmanian King Crab Is A Monster - Weighing in at a hefty 15lbs and measuring 15 inches wide, when Claude is fully grown he will weigh over 30lbs.
  2. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 6:45 pm
    ummmm how do you cook that?
  3. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 6:46 pm
    i can relate to that geeez
  4. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 7:05 pm
    Perception makes him look bigger holy poo.
  5. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 7:39 pm
    "ummmm how do you cook that?"



    Covered in Old Bay and steamed in a big pot.
  6. Profile photo of mjy34222
    mjy34222 Male 50-59
    26 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 8:07 pm
    Wow it has a woman`s head!
  7. Profile photo of avail9988
    avail9988 Male 18-29
    700 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 8:13 pm
    her vag is so ugly
  8. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 9:03 pm
    When we were kids, we always used to hold our fish out close to the camera to make them look like trophies.
  9. Profile photo of swoop408
    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 9:13 pm
    KILL THAT THING!! OMG!
  10. Profile photo of NKaminski
    NKaminski Male 18-29
    35 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 9:49 pm
    yum!
  11. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 9:57 pm
    oh... so much meat
  12. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 10:25 pm
    Forced Perspective.
  13. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 11:07 pm
    It`s not that big. she`s holding it in her hands. You can see her a digit on the top left of the crab and other parts of her hand on the bottom. So she is palming it like we would do to a basketball.

    TL;DR - FORCED PERSPECTIVE, CRAB like the size of two xboxs or something.
  14. Profile photo of ZacWasHere
    ZacWasHere Male 18-29
    101 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 11:31 pm
    My Dad has one in his living room, they easily get bigger than that one. Even if it`s really cold living in Tasmania, it has it`s perks :) And yes, they can break your arm quite easily. Born In Queensland, live in Tasmania, so I can tell you all this is legit, and a smaller one at that
  15. Profile photo of ZacWasHere
    ZacWasHere Male 18-29
    101 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 11:32 pm
    Not as a pet, mind you, it`s been taxidermied :P
  16. Profile photo of ZacWasHere
    ZacWasHere Male 18-29
    101 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 11:40 pm
    No forced perspective, as you can see here.
  17. Profile photo of TWAJ
    TWAJ Male 13-17
    28 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 12:01 am
    I want to eat that bastard if possible
  18. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 12:04 am
    I want that in my face hole
  19. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 12:24 am
    mmmmm good eatins
  20. Profile photo of Kadayj
    Kadayj Male 18-29
    9 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 1:00 am
    GIANT ENEMY CRAB !
  21. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 1:04 am
    Holy crap! It`s got a human face!
  22. Profile photo of hazakisora
    hazakisora Male 18-29
    1 post
    May 7, 2012 at 1:11 am
    I knew pokemon was real
  23. Profile photo of Xenophonix
    Xenophonix Female 18-29
    195 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 2:41 am
    All it needs is to be wearing a monocle and a top hat and this picture will be perfect.
  24. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 3:48 am
    Now if Le Chiffre in Casino Royal had put Bond`s balls in that thing rather than just whacking them a few times with some string, you can GUARANTEE Bond would have told him everything!
  25. Profile photo of GlockPants
    GlockPants Male 18-29
    163 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 5:54 am
    Saw this a few days ago on some site, had the same picture too. Just noticed how unattractive and fat the girl is.
  26. Profile photo of asianchamp
    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 6:24 am
    Poor crab, probably was king pimp of the ocean.
  27. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 6:41 am
    Something fishy about this picture. Why is the body on the bottom so durn large compared to the girls noggin?

    Just doesn`t seem to match up...

    Meh, I love eating crabs so who cares
  28. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 6:52 am
    yip a 15lbs
  29. Profile photo of spuddington
    spuddington Male 18-29
    128 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 7:29 am
    he`s adorable
  30. Profile photo of SpermNinja81
    SpermNinja81 Male 30-39
    459 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 7:48 am
    I lived in Hobart for 5 years, and I can confirm that they do get bigger than this one.
    My mate`s parents had one about his big on their lounge room wall, also I`m pretty sure there was a bigger one above the bar in one of the pubs in town. the queen`s head or the iron duke i think.
  31. Profile photo of PinkRhoid
    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 8:20 am
    Something fishy about this picture. Why is the body on the bottom so durn large compared to the girls noggin?

    Just doesn`t seem to match up...

    Meh, I love eating crabs so who cares

    It`s perspective. It is holding it out right in the camera. It`s a piss-poor way to show how big it is, I agree.
  32. Profile photo of a103276
    a103276 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 8:38 am
    Somehow her head doesn`t match her body... looks like she`s really fat from the neck down.
  33. Profile photo of KoVo
    KoVo Male 18-29
    11 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 9:20 am
    Congratulations! Your KRABBY evolved into an ABOMONATION!
  34. Profile photo of 003067
    003067 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 10:23 am
    LOL @KoVo
  35. Profile photo of icklevamp
    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 10:58 am
    Crabzilla is bigger - Crabzilla
  36. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 11:06 am
    AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!! kill it with fire!!!!
  37. Profile photo of tyger9575
    tyger9575 Male 30-39
    297 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 12:59 pm
    If this isn`t forced perspective with focal length set to the middle of the pic, I`d be very surprised...
  38. Profile photo of ladyleo_666
    ladyleo_666 Female 18-29
    128 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 2:51 pm
    The Macra are real!
  39. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 3:02 pm
    @icklevamp

    yehhh that be a spidercrab- they`re awesome
  40. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 3:32 pm
    It`s a giant enemy crab. Need to attack it`s weak point


    for MASSIVE DAMAGE!
  41. Profile photo of Essen
    Essen Male 18-29
    110 posts
    May 8, 2012 at 11:33 am
    And he is right handed!
    If you know what I mean!
  42. Profile photo of tsheriff
    tsheriff Male 18-29
    256 posts
    May 8, 2012 at 7:23 pm
    kingler?
  43. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 7:51 pm
    Ohh mah gwad, imagine this in the coral on you next dive.
  44. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 7:54 pm
    Australian ofcourse.

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