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Date: 05/31/12 09:44 AM

27 Responses to Maybe The `80s Were Better Than Today [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 9:45 am
    Link: Maybe The `80s Were Better Than Today - Try doing this with an iPod Nano.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 9:50 am
    Finish him! - stick the oversized headphones over his ears, and make him listen to Duran Duran!!
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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 9:51 am
    We have way bigger purses now to cover for that.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 9:53 am

    Nowadays you just grab his earlobe stretchers and PULL!


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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 9:54 am
    This is how the Walkman saved lives
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 10:19 am
    @Gerry1of1 - How about this one, hahaha!!!


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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 10:35 am
    But you don`t carry a purse leesah? i mean you are so beautiful people just give you stuff right? why would you need a big purse??
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 10:59 am

    @ whodat6484 - I like the way you think.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 11:28 am
    bitch , just turned this rape into a murder
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 11:50 am
    All joking aside. This is way I hate these classes; is the give woman a False scents of safety.
    I woman I was dating was talked into taking one of these "classes" by her mother. After each class she would show me what "learned" and I would show her how that would help. On the 3rd week we ask for her money back. (no refunds big surprise there) so during the class I heckled the inductor a few times. She ask me to help demonstrate an "advanced move". I took that to mean she wanted to kick me in the balls. So I said "okay". When told to come at her. I want in fast and hard like a killer. Body slamming her to the floor nocking the air out of her. Then I hog tied her with my belt. I was ask to leave or the cops would be called. I left along with half of the vary scared class of woman.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 11:52 am
    as Alice Sebold says just try to live though it. do what you have to do to live.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 11:57 am
    Nowadays it`s an iPod into the nostril.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 12:11 pm
    @dm2754 I agree with most of what you say, but i also know of a few skils that when used at the right time, will keep her alive and perhaps "intact"

    That said, the best defence is to puke/piss/poop all over yourself.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3770 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 12:53 pm
    agree with dm2754. women get a false sense of security sometimes. it happened to me years and years ago. i thought because i was slightly bigger and slightly heavier than the (alcohlic) man i was with i would be able to handle myself physically. unfortunately i was very very very wrong. physically and emotionally i`m paying for it every day 35 years later.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 1:26 pm
    Hit`em with your best shot
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 2:09 pm
    My sister in-law was a big strong woman. 6ft 4in tall she fought as hard as she could against the Two men that came for her. The nearly better her to death. After 6 months in critical condition the hospital she came out her coma. She was never about to talk, walk or feed herself ever again. Her heart finally give out 10yr later.

    stay alive if not for youself then for your babies
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 2:09 pm
    slut_etta
    Female, 50-59, Southern US
    1501 Posts Thursday, May 31, 2012 12:53:00 PM
    agree with dm2754. women get a false sense of security sometimes. it happened to me years and years ago. i thought because i was slightly bigger and slightly heavier than the (alcohlic) man i was with i would be able to handle myself physically. unfortunately i was very very very wrong. physically and emotionally i`m paying for it every day 35 years later.

    yea, this, as a chick, you just gotta run for it or you will get boned
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 2:41 pm
    @Selous
    that was so wrong but funny
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    youlikeicecr Male 30-39
    237 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 4:08 pm
    "How to make a marriage work!" -- Available from all good book stores.
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 4:40 pm
    hog tied her with your belt. hahahahhahahah
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 4:41 pm
    Eyes, throat and balls. Size is not an issue, only speed.
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    Barnk Male 30-39
    486 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 10:05 pm
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    Bealzebubble Male 18-29
    352 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 10:13 pm
    Argh my groin.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 11:02 pm
    Stupid self-defense classes always assume the guy is just going to stand there and let you aim right at his balls. It`s never that easy in a real fight.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 1, 2012 at 2:56 am
    Because, THAT would work. I never understood why women always go for the ball sack? I guess if a female assaulted me they`d better hope I don`t have a corkscrew in my hand :(
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    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    June 1, 2012 at 5:31 am
    wouldn`t the walkman fall apart after the ball crushing?
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    June 1, 2012 at 9:03 am
    Sod playing him duran duran Mac G, pop the headphones on his head, and whilst throttling him with the wire let his last moments be a bootleg of Andrew Eldritch singing KOHD.

    Through tinny headhpones, no bass, pure misery.

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