Maybe The `80s Were Better Than Today [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Tech

Try doing this with an iPod Nano.
There are 27 comments:
Male 2,220
Sod playing him duran duran Mac G, pop the headphones on his head, and whilst throttling him with the wire let his last moments be a bootleg of Andrew Eldritch singing KOHD.

Through tinny headhpones, no bass, pure misery.

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Male 414
wouldn`t the walkman fall apart after the ball crushing?
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Male 5,413
Because, THAT would work. I never understood why women always go for the ball sack? I guess if a female assaulted me they`d better hope I don`t have a corkscrew in my hand :(
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Female 3,562
Stupid self-defense classes always assume the guy is just going to stand there and let you aim right at his balls. It`s never that easy in a real fight.
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Male 352
Argh my groin.
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Male 486
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Male 2,220
Eyes, throat and balls. Size is not an issue, only speed.
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Male 2,220
hog tied her with your belt. hahahahhahahah
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Male 237
"How to make a marriage work!" -- Available from all good book stores.
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Male 4,170
@Selous
that was so wrong but funny
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Male 1,197
slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
1501 Posts Thursday, May 31, 2012 12:53:00 PM
agree with dm2754. women get a false sense of security sometimes. it happened to me years and years ago. i thought because i was slightly bigger and slightly heavier than the (alcohlic) man i was with i would be able to handle myself physically. unfortunately i was very very very wrong. physically and emotionally i`m paying for it every day 35 years later.

yea, this, as a chick, you just gotta run for it or you will get boned
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Male 4,170
My sister in-law was a big strong woman. 6ft 4in tall she fought as hard as she could against the Two men that came for her. The nearly better her to death. After 6 months in critical condition the hospital she came out her coma. She was never about to talk, walk or feed herself ever again. Her heart finally give out 10yr later.

stay alive if not for youself then for your babies
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Male 1,558
Hit`em with your best shot
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Female 4,086
agree with dm2754. women get a false sense of security sometimes. it happened to me years and years ago. i thought because i was slightly bigger and slightly heavier than the (alcohlic) man i was with i would be able to handle myself physically. unfortunately i was very very very wrong. physically and emotionally i`m paying for it every day 35 years later.
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Male 2,419
@dm2754 I agree with most of what you say, but i also know of a few skils that when used at the right time, will keep her alive and perhaps "intact"

That said, the best defence is to puke/piss/poop all over yourself.
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Male 6,737
Nowadays it`s an iPod into the nostril.
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Male 4,170
as Alice Sebold says just try to live though it. do what you have to do to live.
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Male 4,170
All joking aside. This is way I hate these classes; is the give woman a False scents of safety.
I woman I was dating was talked into taking one of these "classes" by her mother. After each class she would show me what "learned" and I would show her how that would help. On the 3rd week we ask for her money back. (no refunds big surprise there) so during the class I heckled the inductor a few times. She ask me to help demonstrate an "advanced move". I took that to mean she wanted to kick me in the balls. So I said "okay". When told to come at her. I want in fast and hard like a killer. Body slamming her to the floor nocking the air out of her. Then I hog tied her with my belt. I was ask to leave or the cops would be called. I left along with half of the vary scared class of woman.
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Male 4,170
bitch , just turned this rape into a murder
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Male 39,619

@ whodat6484 - I like the way you think.
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Male 2,419
But you don`t carry a purse leesah? i mean you are so beautiful people just give you stuff right? why would you need a big purse??
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Male 3,908
@Gerry1of1 - How about this one, hahaha!!!


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Male 15,510
This is how the Walkman saved lives
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Male 39,619

Nowadays you just grab his earlobe stretchers and PULL!


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Female 1,566
We have way bigger purses now to cover for that.
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Female 2,602
Finish him! - stick the oversized headphones over his ears, and make him listen to Duran Duran!!
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Male 20,830
Link: Maybe The `80s Were Better Than Today [Pic] [Rate Link] - Try doing this with an iPod Nano.
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