Marriage: Brought To You By The Bible [Pic]

Submitted by: patchgrabber 5 years ago in

I can haz wife"s properteez?
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Male 40,250

Good Idea.
Marriage would be a HUGE deterent to rape.
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Male 586
IAB`s war on Christianity is getting lame... post something that`s interesting rather than posting something provocative to get a lot of hits.

The more hits the site gets, the more money it makes from the ad people.
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Male 1,810
@jendrian. Good eye !! I missed it(in the vid) the first time.
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Male 399
[quote">Why doesn`t anyone point out anything from that drated up book of islam?[/quote">

Darragh O Brien makes a good point about why not
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Male 3,431
Concubines weren`t exclusively female nor were all female companions of "legal" age.
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Female 2,674
Poor Solomon.... I bet it burned like the devil when he peed.
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Male 766
Saaaayyyy, this bible thing looks good. Women have too much power. Time to put them back in the kitchen makin` sammitches! A couple of slaves to paint my house. Praise the lord! Sadly (maybe not so sad)I am an Atheist - the bible is crap . . .
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Female 46
Muslims and Christians have similarities!! ... bible & Qur`an and other holy books cant be applied on our lives it was used back at their times! but now its impossible to do what Qur`an says literally and that is what most Muslims don`t get!!
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Male 7,774
More examples of bible-bashers cherry picking the parts they want to follow and those which they choose to ignore.
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Male 15,339
Shucks. Missus won`t let me use her lady slaves.
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Male 2,516
@lawndartsftw: yeah! I picked it up from that russian jesus vid, pretty cool huh? It was that creepy face from the tree!
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Male 40,250

Faith-based definition of marriage {or anything else} only applies to "other" people. It`s like how the christians get the new testament {forgiveness} but everyone else gets the old testament {damnation}.
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Male 1,810
This is being presented to bolster the argument for same-sex marriage ????

Hahahaha !!!!
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Male 1,810
@jendrian. Is that a new avatar ?? I lol`d !!

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Male 147
That`s the problem with religion, it has very little to contribute to reality.
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Male 15
"I keep the bible in a pool of blood
So that none of it`s lies can affect me"-Slayer.}-)
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Male 358
Would I be an ass if I said I don`t find anything wrong with this?
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Male 2,344
SCfan


I love your logic...

"Stop picking on my religion and pick on someone else`s oh and and and even though the bible clearly states these things are true I am going to do with the tried and true "that`s ignorant" argument without actually debunking anything that was said...cus that works every time!"

no friend, that argument doesn`t work, it is simply the argument of the weak minded and ill informed.
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Female 592
"Obviously we should not try to redefine this most sacred of unions, which has been unchanged since the creation of man."

Ugh, please. "Lucy" (the prehistoric bones of a small hominoid woman`)didn`t care much about her `union` with the hunter that propagated with her.
But I`m pretty sure that Cleopatra KNEW a homosexual man.
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Male 2,344
I am pretty sure the "out of context" BS was already brought up but NO this is NOT out of context.

I am a Christian, and this is exactly what the bible says.

guess what other Christians? You do not get to pick and chose what parts of the bible you like and forget the parts you don`t and the "out of context" BS argument HAS NEVER and WILL NEVER work.
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Female 592
OOoooo, I am going to live by this fairy tale! I only wish I had lots and lots of people to tell me I`m so right in thinking that this is true! Then we can convince everyone else! Muhahahah!
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Male 4,290
If I ever met Solomon I would shake that man by the hand.
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Male 1,754
SCfan, tell me what`s incorrect. I`d love to know.
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Male 2,703
Haters gonna hate. Hope you all feel good, like an 18 year old sailor on leave getting a 10 dollar quickie from a cheap whore in some dirty alley. Your mom would be proud.
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Male 6,227
Ooooo: genie pants. I`m in!
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Male 2,516
@SCfan good point, I`ll try to make one from Islam (and then hinduism and buddhism) and let`s keep our fingers crossed it`s funny enough to make it through the IAB submission process.

Any ideas?
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Male 2,085
Just another ignorant post. Why doesn`t anyone point out anything from that drated up book of islam?
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Male 438
Claiming to know when god is `prescribing` as opposed to `describing` is just a rationalization for picking and choosing the parts you agree with.
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Male 4,431
[quote]Description of various marriages does not equal prescription of marriage.

If you don`t get that statement, you may have been wildly misinterpreting the Bible.[/quote]

Perhaps you missed the Genesis 38:6-10 one Mahaloth, which is, in fact, a prescription. Or Deuteronomy 22:28-29? That would be prescription as well. Well, okay, pretty much the whole right hand side of the chart. Not to be picky or anything. I will give you that the left hand side is more description. Pretty descriptive stuff and all, but, yeah, okay. But the right hand side? Hard to argue with that.
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Male 140
Uh, my point is valid on both of your posts.
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Male 1,073
People love to pick and choose certain parts of the Bible as God`s word and then totally ignore other parts that don`t fit with their views. Marriage, slavery, homosexuality, etc., etc....
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Male 15
Obviously we should not try to redefine this most sacred of unions, which has been unchanged since the creation of man.
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Male 140
Description of various marriages does not equal prescription of marriage.

If you don`t get that statement, you may have been wildly misinterpreting the Bible.
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Male 5,811
Link: Marriage: Brought To You By The Bible [Pic] [Rate Link] - I can haz wife`s properteez?
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