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Date: 05/18/12 03:46 PM

36 Responses to Marriage: Brought To You By The Bible [Pic]

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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2012 at 3:47 pm
    Link: Marriage: Brought To You By The Bible - I can haz wife`s properteez?
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    Mahaloth Male 30-39
    140 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 4:06 pm
    Description of various marriages does not equal prescription of marriage.

    If you don`t get that statement, you may have been wildly misinterpreting the Bible.
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    tyekit Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2012 at 4:09 pm
    Obviously we should not try to redefine this most sacred of unions, which has been unchanged since the creation of man.
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    nettech98 Male 50-59
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    May 18, 2012 at 4:53 pm
    People love to pick and choose certain parts of the Bible as God`s word and then totally ignore other parts that don`t fit with their views. Marriage, slavery, homosexuality, etc., etc....
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    Mahaloth Male 30-39
    140 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 5:03 pm
    Uh, my point is valid on both of your posts.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    May 18, 2012 at 5:07 pm
    Description of various marriages does not equal prescription of marriage.

    If you don`t get that statement, you may have been wildly misinterpreting the Bible.

    Perhaps you missed the Genesis 38:6-10 one Mahaloth, which is, in fact, a prescription. Or Deuteronomy 22:28-29? That would be prescription as well. Well, okay, pretty much the whole right hand side of the chart. Not to be picky or anything. I will give you that the left hand side is more description. Pretty descriptive stuff and all, but, yeah, okay. But the right hand side? Hard to argue with that.
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    Otto67 Male 40-49
    438 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 5:17 pm
    Claiming to know when god is `prescribing` as opposed to `describing` is just a rationalization for picking and choosing the parts you agree with.
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
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    May 18, 2012 at 5:24 pm
    Just another ignorant post. Why doesn`t anyone point out anything from that drated up book of islam?
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 5:49 pm
    @SCfan good point, I`ll try to make one from Islam (and then hinduism and buddhism) and let`s keep our fingers crossed it`s funny enough to make it through the IAB submission process.

    Any ideas?
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
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    May 18, 2012 at 6:05 pm
    Ooooo: genie pants. I`m in!
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    DromEd Male 40-49
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    May 18, 2012 at 6:44 pm
    Haters gonna hate. Hope you all feel good, like an 18 year old sailor on leave getting a 10 dollar quickie from a cheap whore in some dirty alley. Your mom would be proud.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2012 at 7:10 pm
    SCfan, tell me what`s incorrect. I`d love to know.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2012 at 7:32 pm
    If I ever met Solomon I would shake that man by the hand.
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    geckohead Female 50-59
    591 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 7:57 pm
    OOoooo, I am going to live by this fairy tale! I only wish I had lots and lots of people to tell me I`m so right in thinking that this is true! Then we can convince everyone else! Muhahahah!
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 8:02 pm
    I am pretty sure the "out of context" BS was already brought up but NO this is NOT out of context.

    I am a Christian, and this is exactly what the bible says.

    guess what other Christians? You do not get to pick and chose what parts of the bible you like and forget the parts you don`t and the "out of context" BS argument HAS NEVER and WILL NEVER work.
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    geckohead Female 50-59
    591 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 8:05 pm
    "Obviously we should not try to redefine this most sacred of unions, which has been unchanged since the creation of man."

    Ugh, please. "Lucy" (the prehistoric bones of a small hominoid woman`)didn`t care much about her `union` with the hunter that propagated with her.
    But I`m pretty sure that Cleopatra KNEW a homosexual man.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 8:06 pm
    SCfan


    I love your logic...

    "Stop picking on my religion and pick on someone else`s oh and and and even though the bible clearly states these things are true I am going to do with the tried and true "that`s ignorant" argument without actually debunking anything that was said...cus that works every time!"

    no friend, that argument doesn`t work, it is simply the argument of the weak minded and ill informed.
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    monsterzero Male 40-49
    356 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 8:24 pm
    Would I be an ass if I said I don`t find anything wrong with this?
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    batsblood Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2012 at 8:51 pm
    "I keep the bible in a pool of blood
    So that none of it`s lies can affect me"-Slayer.}-)
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    FinkStinger Male 30-39
    147 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 8:58 pm
    That`s the problem with religion, it has very little to contribute to reality.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
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    May 18, 2012 at 9:08 pm
    @jendrian. Is that a new avatar ?? I lol`d !!

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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
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    May 18, 2012 at 9:12 pm
    This is being presented to bolster the argument for same-sex marriage ????

    Hahahaha !!!!
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    jkfld Male 30-39
    138 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 9:44 pm
    "Would I be an ass if I said I don`t find anything wrong with this?"

    There`s nothing wrong with this if women are less than fully human. But if they *are* fully human, it represents a systematic violation of human rights. Personally, I`m not aware of any reason to consider women less than fully human.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 18, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    Faith-based definition of marriage {or anything else} only applies to "other" people. It`s like how the christians get the new testament {forgiveness} but everyone else gets the old testament {damnation}.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
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    May 19, 2012 at 12:02 am
    I don`t get it imagine all the bitching... and that was before ear plugs and going for a drive. Also, is anyone entitled to any rights and if so says who? IDK, anyone out there got any Firestone Double Jack?
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 12:51 am
    @lawndartsftw: yeah! I picked it up from that russian jesus vid, pretty cool huh? It was that creepy face from the tree!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 1:46 am
    Shucks. Missus won`t let me use her lady slaves.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7740 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 3:43 am
    More examples of bible-bashers cherry picking the parts they want to follow and those which they choose to ignore.
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    boredY Female 18-29
    46 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 4:22 am
    Muslims and Christians have similarities!! ... bible & Qur`an and other holy books cant be applied on our lives it was used back at their times! but now its impossible to do what Qur`an says literally and that is what most Muslims don`t get!!
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    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 4:48 am
    Saaaayyyy, this bible thing looks good. Women have too much power. Time to put them back in the kitchen makin` sammitches! A couple of slaves to paint my house. Praise the lord! Sadly (maybe not so sad)I am an Atheist - the bible is crap . . .
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 6:00 am
    Poor Solomon.... I bet it burned like the devil when he peed.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 7:14 am
    Concubines weren`t exclusively female nor were all female companions of "legal" age.
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    Langer Male 18-29
    394 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 7:25 am
    [quote">Why doesn`t anyone point out anything from that drated up book of islam?[/quote">

    Darragh O Brien makes a good point about why not
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 8:05 am
    @jendrian. Good eye !! I missed it(in the vid) the first time.
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    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 1:46 pm
    IAB`s war on Christianity is getting lame... post something that`s interesting rather than posting something provocative to get a lot of hits.

    The more hits the site gets, the more money it makes from the ad people.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 3:35 pm

    Good Idea.
    Marriage would be a HUGE deterent to rape.

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