Lunch Intructions [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Misc

Something tells me Teddy and Joey might be a little "special"? Great dad is great though.
There are 25 comments:
Male 118
"Well damn SpermNinja81, making your own sandwiches since you were 10, you must be mature."

Or unloved.
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Male 813
Well damn SpermNinja81, making your own sandwiches since you were 10, you must be mature.
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Female 4,359
dads on drugs...again.
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Male 459
god damn how old are these kids?

I had to make my own lunch from about the age of 10 onwards. it`s not that hard.
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Male 729
Sinister plot to turn his kids into freaking idiots. Hopefully, they don`t join the military and get into a position of authority. We will triple our losses.
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Male 1,104
time to prepare tuna sandwiches: 5 min.

time to write instructions: 25 min.

enjoyment when reading this post: priceless!
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Male 5,413
Damn that was annoying to read.
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Male 3,631
Ok - so it`s After. Thanks.
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Male 1,096
"So - am I supposed to put the bread inside my shoe before or AFTER I hold it to opposing sides of my head?"
Once again for those that weren`t paying attention..
You put the bread in your shoes after you have moved your clothes to the lower peg before you write your letter home unless your younger brother is getting a haircut this afternoon. Once you have turned in your permission slip, THEN you hold your bread to opposing sides of your head before you place the slices in your shoes and THEN you move your clothes to the lower peg.
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Male 2,436
My dad gave me $10 a week for lunch.
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Male 3,631
So - am I supposed to put the bread inside my shoe before or AFTER I hold it to opposing sides of my head?
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Female 1,478
It`s funny, but I think his humor might be lost on kids young enough to need lunch instructions, or even lunches made by their parents.
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Female 846
I thought it was funny. I guess that makes me a bad person.
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Male 532
This sounds exactly like my dad`s sense of humor - which, incidentally, is becoming my own sense of humor.
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Male 621
I don`t know why some people are annoyed at the dad. If I was one of those kids, I`d think it was pretty funny.

I also wouldn`t forget the BlueIce.
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Male 154
Dad gets his eyes scooped out with the spoon while sleeps....
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Male 154
Use the spoon to scoop dad`s eyes out while he sleeps....
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Male 11,740
Daddy is a douche.
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Male 6,737
That`s just silly.
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Female 779
I doubt the kids are any older than 7, kids are all sorts of special... they`re probably hyperactive
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Male 37,794
"DAD! Teddy`s lunch is 15 grams heavier than MINE!"

Kids! We put our metal lunchboxes in our lockers... icepack?? That`s for camping!
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Male 926
That was pretty stupid.
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Male 429
day 2: here is your lunch money. get it to the cafeteria or starve.
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Female 3,727
Teddy and Joey must have a combined IQ of 2.
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Female 8,044
Link: Lunch Intructions [Pic] [Rate Link] - Something tells me Teddy and Joey might be a little `special`? Great dad is great though.
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