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Date: 05/12/12 02:19 PM

25 Responses to Lunch Intructions [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 6:52 am
    Link: Lunch Intructions - Something tells me Teddy and Joey might be a little `special`? Great dad is great though.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 2:38 pm
    Teddy and Joey must have a combined IQ of 2.
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    theshark350 Male 18-29
    429 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 2:53 pm
    day 2: here is your lunch money. get it to the cafeteria or starve.
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    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 2:55 pm
    That was pretty stupid.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 3:07 pm
    "DAD! Teddy`s lunch is 15 grams heavier than MINE!"

    Kids! We put our metal lunchboxes in our lockers... icepack?? That`s for camping!
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    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 4:20 pm
    I doubt the kids are any older than 7, kids are all sorts of special... they`re probably hyperactive
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 4:26 pm
    That`s just silly.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 5:30 pm
    Daddy is a douche.
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    Marksman Male 40-49
    154 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 5:35 pm
    Use the spoon to scoop dad`s eyes out while he sleeps....
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    Marksman Male 40-49
    154 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 5:35 pm
    Dad gets his eyes scooped out with the spoon while sleeps....
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    HiEv Male 40-49
    621 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 7:45 pm
    I don`t know why some people are annoyed at the dad. If I was one of those kids, I`d think it was pretty funny.

    I also wouldn`t forget the BlueIce.
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    faustsshadow Male 30-39
    418 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 7:47 pm
    This sounds exactly like my dad`s sense of humor - which, incidentally, is becoming my own sense of humor.
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    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 7:51 pm
    I thought it was funny. I guess that makes me a bad person.
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 9:06 pm
    It`s funny, but I think his humor might be lost on kids young enough to need lunch instructions, or even lunches made by their parents.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 9:38 pm
    So - am I supposed to put the bread inside my shoe before or AFTER I hold it to opposing sides of my head?
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 11:41 pm
    My dad gave me $10 a week for lunch.
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    Squidbush Male 40-49
    714 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 1:47 am
    "So - am I supposed to put the bread inside my shoe before or AFTER I hold it to opposing sides of my head?"
    Once again for those that weren`t paying attention..
    You put the bread in your shoes after you have moved your clothes to the lower peg before you write your letter home unless your younger brother is getting a haircut this afternoon. Once you have turned in your permission slip, THEN you hold your bread to opposing sides of your head before you place the slices in your shoes and THEN you move your clothes to the lower peg.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 2:45 am
    Ok - so it`s After. Thanks.
  19. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 5:21 am
    Damn that was annoying to read.
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 6:39 am
    time to prepare tuna sandwiches: 5 min.

    time to write instructions: 25 min.

    enjoyment when reading this post: priceless!
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    PopCap Male 30-39
    730 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 2:40 pm
    Sinister plot to turn his kids into freaking idiots. Hopefully, they don`t join the military and get into a position of authority. We will triple our losses.
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    SpermNinja81 Male 30-39
    459 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 6:51 pm
    god damn how old are these kids?

    I had to make my own lunch from about the age of 10 onwards. it`s not that hard.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 2:39 am
    dads on drugs...again.
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    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 6:04 am
    Well damn SpermNinja81, making your own sandwiches since you were 10, you must be mature.
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    spandi Male 18-29
    118 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm
    "Well damn SpermNinja81, making your own sandwiches since you were 10, you must be mature."

    Or unloved.

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