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Date: 05/16/12 05:05 PM

31 Responses to Londoners, As Described In Japanese Textbooks [Pic

  1. Profile photo of The-Brit
    The-Brit Male 50-59
    124 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 5:33 pm
    As an Ex Londoner - I laughed ;-)
  2. Profile photo of Arcval
    Arcval Male 18-29
    304 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 5:47 pm
    You can see the signs of photoshopping all over this one just like the one about Canada.

    Shenanigans!
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  3. Profile photo of mon360
    mon360 Male 13-17
    735 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 5:55 pm
    are chavs worse than wiggers? or are they pretty much the same thing?
  4. Profile photo of Langer
    Langer Male 18-29
    394 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 6:05 pm
    You can see the signs of photoshopping all over this one just like the one about Canada.

    if you came to the internet for reality, you`re going to be disappointed
  5. Profile photo of robinbeirne
    robinbeirne Male 18-29
    126 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 6:09 pm
    Watch "The Jeremy Kyle show" on youtube and you`ll understand what they are.
  6. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31797 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 6:15 pm
    vv Chavs are worse, or so I`m told.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 7:14 pm
    Soooo Chavs are Britain`s version of white trash?
  8. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 7:49 pm
    NO! NOT TRUE!

    Only americas versions of other people are correct
  9. Profile photo of 614188
    614188 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 8:13 pm
    this is so badly shopped

    you can see it clearly on the text where it has a weird color box around them and doesn`t blend in
  10. Profile photo of stk5m
    stk5m Male 18-29
    322 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 9:30 pm
    @robinbeirne Holy crap it`s the UK version of Maury!
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    a103276 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 9:49 pm
    "this is so badly shopped

    you can see it clearly on the text where it has a weird color box around them and doesn`t blend in"

    Soooo... you saw by the pixels?!
  12. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 11:40 pm
    Oh you can most definately tell by the pixels.
  13. Profile photo of BuerreBlanc
    BuerreBlanc Male 18-29
    5 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 12:12 am
    shopped, didn`t care, laughed my ass off
  14. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 12:23 am
    funny but true! - this is pretty much exactly how i`d describe england to others! - or just point them towards the Jeremy Kyle show... they`d get the idea soon enough
  15. Profile photo of Fwoggie2
    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 2:17 am
    Lame
  16. Profile photo of andynaylor
    andynaylor Male 18-29
    239 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 3:41 am
    I`m not being racist here... even though it may come across that way.. but In london, Matt would be Black or Eastern European.
  17. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 3:59 am
    Fake and true at the same time.
  18. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 6:30 am
    Soooo Chavs are Britain`s version of white trash?

    Similar, but not the same. There`s the same implication of barbarism stemming from an inability to be civilised or even understand civilisation but there`s a stronger implication of violence, especially with a pack of chavs (and they prefer to run in packs). It`s not about "race", either.
  19. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 6:37 am
    Totally nailed!
  20. Profile photo of nayrbarr
    nayrbarr Male 18-29
    366 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 7:57 am
    Normally I`m accuse this of racism, but nope; dead on.
  21. Profile photo of Mister_C
    Mister_C Male 18-29
    663 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 9:31 am
    The right hand page slightly gives it away as fake.
  22. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 9:33 am
    Haha. Perfect description.
  23. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 9:47 am
    I thought English men wore derbys and carried umbrella`s everywhere they went?
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    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 11:27 am
    I thought English men wore derbys and carried umbrella`s everywhere they went?

    I`m English, what`s a derby?
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 12:05 pm
    This was very well done
  26. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 12:11 pm
    robosnitz: That was eighty years ago, when Londoners still believed in a future.
  27. Profile photo of Saunder
    Saunder Male 30-39
    181 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 1:06 pm
    @ tiredofnicks

    Ms. Google says it`s either a horserace or a chick showing her string. Either way, I am confused...
  28. Profile photo of supersassyk8
    supersassyk8 Female 18-29
    403 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 1:22 pm
    hahahahaha Matt IS a chav. hahaa
  29. Profile photo of KungFuGuy
    KungFuGuy Male 18-29
    182 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 2:34 pm
    Ahahahha!! Nailed right to the wall there!
  30. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 5:44 pm
    "I thought English men wore derbys and carried umbrella`s everywhere they went?"

    "I`m English, what`s a derby?"

    "Ms. Google says it`s either a horserace or a chick showing her string. Either way, I am confused..."

    It`s a type of hat. Used to be popular amongst English businessmen, mid 20th century sort of time. Suit + hat + umbrella = conservative business uniform.

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