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Date: 05/19/12 03:00 PM

75 Responses to Laundromat Parent Fail: OMG + WTF = These Parents

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 5:48 am
    Link: Laundromat Parent Fail: OMG + WTF = These Parents - Laundromat washers have neat features like auto lock and auto start. These parents chose the hard way to learn about it.
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    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 3:05 pm
    from watching all that csi..i would say broken bones.
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    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 3:10 pm
    Really? How could you... I mean... f*ck, I`m lost for words.
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    BBallKicks Male 13-17
    62 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 3:13 pm
    Are those Mike Vick`s kids?
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    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 3:20 pm
    Mother AND Father of the Year.
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    Adi_Noor Male 18-29
    191 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 3:22 pm
    hope the kid is ok
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 3:22 pm
    please get the child into foster care
  8. Profile photo of KitFox
    KitFox Female 30-39
    595 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 3:33 pm
    I just read that the child suffered minor injuries but is otherwise okay.
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    WhiteGryphyn Female 18-29
    97 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 3:35 pm
    Take the kid away and sterilize both of them.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2348 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 3:37 pm
    Ha ha ha see kids in hoodies are nothing but trouble.
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    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 3:49 pm
    Haha! I laughed! ...what?! with parents like that the kid`s @#$%ed anyway.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 19, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    Sterilize them both... on the spot!
    With a hot, dull knife.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 3:59 pm
    And they`re black-not that it`s a factor , but come on
  14. Profile photo of OddNumber
    OddNumber Male 18-29
    201 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 4:10 pm
    people can get a driver`s license, yet there`s no parenting licence? seriously, these people should no better but are too dumb to know so
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    tacks Female 18-29
    155 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 4:11 pm
    @Kitfox link to that?
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 4:15 pm
    how the fk does this happen?????

    my god what complete morons.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 4:39 pm
    In defense of stupidity.....neither parent (loose term) fired up a spliff and watched the clothes go `round. Obvious distress at a bonehead unknown. The upside is that this will NEVER happen again with this bunch. The downside is that this child will NEVER do their own laundry. I hope Mom whupped Dad`s butt when they got back home.
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    iGamer Male 18-29
    192 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 4:39 pm
    This was pretty damn terrifying to watch. . . felt like it was going one forever. . :/
  19. Profile photo of schuey63
    schuey63 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 4:40 pm
    Meh. if this kid dies it`s called natural selection! The weak and stupid should not be allowed to procreate.
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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 4:50 pm
    o m g. you`d think there would be an emergency stop button. I bet that father feels pretty horrible.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 4:52 pm
    Ting!
    Here we are Sir,
    Your baby clean as a whistle,
    bright as a button,
    shiny as a new pin...
    that`l be $4 thankyou
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 5:38 pm
    This is the winner for 2012 for sure, Oddnumber I agree with you 100%! You should have to pass a test or something, so stupid, so stupid.
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 5:48 pm
    This is the only info I could find it says the kid is OK.
  24. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 5:48 pm
    It does matter that they were black.

    Had the kid not been colors he may have been put in with the whites... bleach and hot water, fortunately the parents knew how to separate their clothes properly.
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    PopeRocket Male 30-39
    120 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 5:50 pm
    "Junior Wash $2.95"

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    Kladdsf Male 13-17
    27 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 6:00 pm
    Schuey, it`s not the kid who`s weak and stupid; it`s the parent`s fault. That`s not natural selection if someone else was being an idiot. I hope the kid is okay.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 6:08 pm
    Wow. Is this their first time at the laundromat? Don`t they know it locks shut when started so people can`t steal your clothes while you`re away? dratING IDIOTS!
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    uatme Male 18-29
    1074 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 6:16 pm
    My second thought would be to unplug it. That being said my first thought wouldn`t be to put my kid in a washing machine I`m not familiar with.
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    evam-9 Female 18-29
    241 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 6:55 pm
    STUPID!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 7:19 pm
    My second thought would be to unplug it. That being said my first thought wouldn`t be to put my kid in a washing machine I`m not familiar with.

    MY first thought would be to not put any kid in any washing machine, whether I`m familiar with it or not. I hope DFCS got involved because they don`t have a right to have a kid.
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    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 7:22 pm
    I hope they used fabric softener. Nobody wants a static-y kid.
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    jops360 Male 30-39
    689 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 7:27 pm
    was there a second child in the stroller? the guy seemed to chuck it across the room when he ran for help. these parents deserve whatever they get.
  33. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 7:49 pm
    Time Saver.

    Cuts out the bath and washing of those clothes.

    Now the kid can go to school and explain to the teachers how he got the bruises, and can just point them to youtube to see the story is not absurd.
  34. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 8:01 pm
    Poor kid. Damn. I`m sure the guy was just thinking he`d play a really dumb prank. Man that suuuuuucks.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 8:14 pm
    One, these parents hardly look like the type of people who are using a laundromat for the first time. Second, if you`re going to really do something that stupid, AT LEAST don`t close the door to the thing. That alone was an extremely dumb move and the parents need to be locked up for sheer stupidity.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 8:47 pm
    Dad, what a kidder.
  37. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 9:09 pm
    WOW, I literally had goosebumps and were screaming at the computer monitor. Who in the hell does that? He seriously needs to be sterilized!
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 9:10 pm
    What...did I just watch ????
  39. Profile photo of d_marie
    d_marie Female 18-29
    52 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 10:28 pm
    That was horrible!
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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 10:45 pm
    jesus god damn christ are you fxcking kidding me. are you fxcking kidding me. i was doing the "home alone" face in terror until they pulled the kid out. WTF was the dad doing?!?!?!? It seriously looked like he was trying to stop the mom from taking the kid out then turned it on and ran away for a second. If that child does not get taken away then we have failed him as a society, you don`t even jokingly put your kid in a gd washing machine, that`s MENTAL.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 11:54 pm
    This is the kind of stupidity that should be punishable by death. I can`t even... just... wow.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 11:56 pm
    @schuey63 Then you should not be allowed to procreate. Please learn what "natural selection" actually means.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 12:10 am
    Must... Refrain.... From... Saying.... It......
  44. Profile photo of Zeegrr60
    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 12:23 am
    They`re stupid enough to be christian AND republican....Some one please end the genetic circus that is this clown family.
  45. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 12:24 am
    Wow.

    Just.
    wow. I am speechless.
  46. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 1:16 am
    Zeegrr60: Obvious troll is obvious. Now get back under your bridge.
  47. Profile photo of OnlineAgain
    OnlineAgain Female 40-49
    102 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 1:41 am
    The horror!
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 1:41 am
    that was great.
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    Grommen Male 30-39
    16 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 2:09 am
    To quote Brodie from Mallrats, "I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues! Don`t get me wrong, I don`t wish the kid harm, but his mother should suffer that horrific ordeal so she`ll learn how to manage her child!"
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    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 2:47 am
    I`ve played make believe with my kids. Hey we forgot THIS pile tee hee hee. That could have happened to any one. Why the lock? I never seen that before either. Is there signage stating the fact? Many times I`d take out delicates early. Coulda happened to anyone!
  51. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 3:06 am
    That was kinda hilarious.
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 4:32 am
    I kept saying oh my god. poo on toast. this is horrible. Holy irish setter. But I was still laughing. I`m not evil. I was just panicking
  53. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 4:48 am
    Autolock and autostart seems like really, really, REALLY bad ideas. I don`t blame them.
  54. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 5:19 am
    @Zeegrr6 Chances are they claim liberal, but have no actual knowledge of anything political.

    They would have been one of the people asked, What do you think about Sarah Palin running as Obama`s VP? And they would have thought it was a great idea and they support it whole heartedly.

    Or maybe they would have been the people who voted for Obama multiple times. I am sure now many people will not go out to vote for Obama being he has been the worst president in history. I know I won`t be fooled when gas prices continue to drop to $2.00-$2.50 just in time for election so everyone can believe Obama is so great. When in reality, Bush left Obama with gas prices under $2.00.

    YES WE CAN!... Yes we can be rich and still live in government housing.
    CHANGE!...You thought Bush was bad, I am going to triple what he spent and every other president has spent ever. I am going to make bad unemployment rates even worse. Everything I told you prior to election, I am
  55. Profile photo of Voorhees123
    Voorhees123 Male 30-39
    11 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 5:42 am
    Regardless of the auto lock whatever function....why would you put your child in the machine in the first place?
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 6:19 am
    PhantomGh0st, you made a few typos, let me fix that for you:

    "Obama being he has been the BEST president in history".

    "When in reality, Bush left Obama, SCREWED."
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    Chickenthief Male 40-49
    84 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 7:06 am
    Heres the proof that melanin is degrading to braincells.
  58. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 7:28 am

    In his defense, they are right under a sign that reads
    "Junior Wash - $2.95" so . . .



    {seriusly, go back and look}
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    chrn368 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 7:46 am
    First I was horrified. Then I laughed. Then I was judgmental.
  60. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7738 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 7:50 am
    But because we have to treat everyone equally those with the African gene are allowed to roam free.
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 7:52 am
    I laughed so hard! Look at these drating idiots! Were is CPS when they are needed? These 2 need to put their heads in a washer during the spin cycle. This is so funny! The look of horror as they are trying to get their child out of the washing machine is pure gold! Can this be the `poster` video for why morons shouldn`t procreate please?
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 8:01 am
    What is that ignorant bitch doing at :42? It looks like she is clapping and saying `Hercules! Hercules!` You can almost hear the unintelligible screaming at 1:27! Then the table slamming at 1:35 to warn the rest of the morons that this is a bad idea was just perfect! Probably the absolute funniest 1:43 I have seen on IAB in a long time. I can`t stop watching. It`s like the stupidity just oozes out of their nappy hair.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 8:08 am
    and 18 years later the kid collects a `crazy check` every month.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
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    May 20, 2012 at 8:48 am
    I`d bet my life savings that "Chickenthief" and "Drawman61" are mentally-challenged inbreds who diddle little boys when they`re not diddling each other. Just a hunch.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 9:01 am
    Yah, one look at them and I am not surprised.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    May 20, 2012 at 9:01 am
    And I bet they sue the laundromat.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 9:25 am
    Weeeeeee
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    joker7189 Male 18-29
    92 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 9:58 am
    "Yah, one look at them and I am not surprised." @Draculya

    uh...was that a racist remark?
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    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 4:17 pm
    omg i laughed so hard. i`m totally going to hell.
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    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 5:30 pm
    They`ll sue the place, guaranteed.
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    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 8:14 pm
    people who annoy you?
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    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 12:07 am
    If this kid wasn`t drated up before..
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    avail9988 Male 18-29
    700 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 2:13 am
    wow
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 5:43 am
    Wow didn`t anyone ever tell them not to mix white loads with black loads there gonna stain everything!!
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    richanddead Male 18-29
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    April 16, 2016 at 4:36 pm

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