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Date: 05/03/12 02:01 PM

35 Responses to Just What I`ve Always Suspected… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
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    May 3, 2012 at 1:40 pm
    Link: Just What I`ve Always Suspected... - Teachers can not experience love.
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    ;,(
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    Viggsy Male 13-17
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    May 3, 2012 at 2:18 pm
    Hahaha I used to get "pet rock" as one of my earth science multiple choice answers too!
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    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2012 at 2:37 pm
    Strong nuclear.

    I hate people that answer gravity.
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    r66tramp Male 40-49
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    May 3, 2012 at 2:39 pm
    Was the bonus answer gravity?
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    uatme Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2012 at 2:41 pm
    Not sure why nuclear forces are on the same test as sedimentary rocks...
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    r66tramp Male 40-49
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    May 3, 2012 at 2:44 pm
    Strong nuclear...that sounds like a google answer...
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    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2012 at 2:51 pm
    @r66tramp
    Its elementary physics.
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    randomxnp Male 30-39
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    May 3, 2012 at 2:58 pm
    r66

    There is a reason it`s called the STRONG nuclear. It`s stronger than the weak nuclear force, which is stronger than the electromagnetic force (or nuclei would not stick together).

    However an even better answer would be "it depends on the range". Each of the forces is strongest at a given range of distance between the two things on which the force is acting. Over very great ranges it is of course gravity. At smaller ranges it is electromagnetic etc.
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    Dead_mind Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2012 at 3:34 pm
    Well, teknikaly thats a poorly stated question
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    Zerj Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2012 at 4:23 pm
    The correct answer is Jack Black`s voice during Master exploder.
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    May 3, 2012 at 4:31 pm
    The Strongest Force on Earth? Why, that`s Force Boxman
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    May 3, 2012 at 4:32 pm

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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 3, 2012 at 4:51 pm
    Love > Gravity

    Bad teacher!
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    theshark350 Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2012 at 6:26 pm
    the strongest force was when your mom tripped down the stairs and hit the ground
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    intrigid Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2012 at 6:31 pm
    @5Cats

    Gravity isn`t even remotely close to the strongest force on earth. In fact, it`s quadrillions of times weaker.
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    May 3, 2012 at 7:03 pm
    @theshark350 that`s gravity - we`ve already determined that`s incorrect. BTW, she`s doing fine, he leg healed up nicely.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
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    May 3, 2012 at 7:30 pm
    intrigid, gravity is only weak on small objects at small distances. Gravity is extremely strong and powerful. It`s what`s keeping the moon orbiting the earth and the earth orbiting the sun. In fact, gravity is what`s holding most of this universe together.
    Science actually can`t explain why the most powerful force in the universe (gravity) is so weak on small objects. Essentially, the bigger something is the more effected by gravity it is.
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2012 at 7:41 pm
    @SarahofBorg

    They call it the "drat if we Know" Theorem.
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    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
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    May 3, 2012 at 7:48 pm
    blackhole?
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    jendrian Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2012 at 7:57 pm
    @SarahofBorg: that`s not true, gravity is only super strong on super massive objects because they are super massive. If you had super-charged electric or weak/strong stuff they would be the ones holding everything together.

    While it is true that we still don`t know why some forces are stronger than others (and that is part of my research), we do know which ones have stronger interactions.

    Basically, the only reason gravity dominates is because there`s much more of its charge, the mass, than of the other charges.
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    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2012 at 8:10 pm
    Was it gravity or the strong force? I think strong interaction if I recall correctly..
  23. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2012 at 8:42 pm
    @Discobiscuit: From most to least strong it goes:
    Nuclear strong > Nuclear weak > Electromagnetic > Gravitational > Dark/Cosmological constant, etc.

    The last one is still theoretical and there`s no conclusive evidence for it, but every cosmologist in the world is crossing his fingers we`ll find some way to measure it. It also has no concrete name yet.
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2012 at 8:57 pm
    that would be the Jedi Force...
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
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    May 3, 2012 at 9:47 pm
    Love is correct.

    & blackhole? Which earth are you from?
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    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2012 at 10:00 pm
    "In fact, gravity is what`s holding most of this universe together."
    I don`t want to live on this planet anymore.

    a tiny magnet can easily overcome all the gravity produced by the rock we`re standing on. Even simple people can grasp this concept.

    note: above link is not a magnet, but instead an image macro to illustrate why gravity is the wrong answer.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 3, 2012 at 10:30 pm
    Aaah! I See Now!
    Thanks @jendrian and @Tacos4brkfst!

    It sometimes takes a while, but occasionally I do get "smart" about stuff!

    Strong Force: It holds EVERYTHING together!
    Waek Force: Sometimes (in special situations) is stronger than Strong Force.
    Magnets: Cannot overpower Strong or Weak force. But Can overpower Gravity!
    Gravity: Weaker than these three.

    I get it! I hope...
    (I`m sure some kind IABer will point out any errors. lolz!)
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 3, 2012 at 10:43 pm
    Oh heck! @Tacos4`s video says Weak is weaker than Magnatism...

    Close enough!

    Seriously, you should suggest that video :-) I love it!

    But then again, what is the distance between two hearts?
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    mon360 Male 13-17
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    May 4, 2012 at 12:00 am
    Teachers aren`t human.
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    Missmap Female 30-39
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    May 4, 2012 at 12:11 am
    Nice.
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    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
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    May 4, 2012 at 3:13 am
    I had a question like that on a test once. I answered "Jesus" and got it right. (Not that I believe that.)
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    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
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    May 4, 2012 at 3:27 am
    No, science teachers aren`t human.
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    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 6:20 am
    Does the student get to grade the teacher for giving vague questions?
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    May 4, 2012 at 10:04 am
    In all seriousness, that`s a bloody awful question, and I bet the `correct` answer is gravity. There`s too much bad science in schools today.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    May 4, 2012 at 1:44 pm
    What is love?

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