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Date: 05/26/12 12:34 PM

14 Responses to J.H. Kellogg Wanted Your Foreskin Sewn Shut [Pic+]

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 9:08 pm
    Link: J.H. Kellogg Wanted Your Foreskin Sewn Shut - The inventor of cornflakes was an avid anti-masturbation crusader. He advised unusual & sadistic solutions to stop it.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    May 26, 2012 at 12:41 pm
    I thought everyone knew about Kellogg being an eccentric health nut. There`s a movie/book about him called, "The Road to Wellville."
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    ElectricEye Male 50-59
    2729 posts
    May 26, 2012 at 1:04 pm
    @FoolsPrussia There is a HUGE difference between being "an eccentric health nut" as you call him and a freak that wants boys foreskins sewn shut with wire, enemas made of gallons of yogurt and water forcefully performed on asylum patients, and acid poured on girls genitals. HUGE DIFFERENCE.
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    May 26, 2012 at 1:10 pm
    wow, what a dick
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    May 26, 2012 at 1:24 pm
    ElectricEye: You`re right, I was too broad in my terminology, but that`s part of what I meant. He was a Seventh Day Adventist, which is a pretty conservative church. I know some people who grew up in that world. They (at least in my friend`s church) don`t even wear wedding rings, because they consider jewelry to be vanity.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    May 26, 2012 at 3:00 pm
    I`d like to personally congratulate Kellogg for making circumcision the cultural norm in the US. Thanks, you psychotic a$$h*le.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 26, 2012 at 3:28 pm
    JH Kellogg is a different person than WK Kellogg, even WK believed JH was a nutcase.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9259 posts
    May 26, 2012 at 3:36 pm
    I thought everybody knew this.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 26, 2012 at 7:05 pm
    wow
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 26, 2012 at 7:58 pm
    There`s a movie/book about him called, "The Road to Wellville."
    The movie is pretty good, and best of all, you get to see Bridgett Fonda`s boobies!
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    May 26, 2012 at 10:13 pm
    And enemas.
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    PoopNoodle Male 40-49
    400 posts
    May 26, 2012 at 11:18 pm
    Wow. I didn`t know rotten.com was still around.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14656 posts
    May 27, 2012 at 3:03 am
    Foreskin removal? That explains cornflakes. And I always wondered where rice crispies came from till I read this thing about clitorectomy.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 27, 2012 at 5:21 am
    "and irrigating with regular enemas of water with a yogurt chaser."

    Sounds about right.

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