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Date: 05/10/12 04:47 PM

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  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 4:48 pm
    Link: Is There Anything Google Can`t Do? - Google Chrome, I f*cking love you, man!
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 4:54 pm
    Make pancakes
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    003067 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 5:00 pm
    Chances are, the prof. will change the questions.
    You`d be a dumbass to write the answers down, lol.
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    Langer Male 18-29
    394 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 5:10 pm
    at the very least, a test like that should create/destroy sessions so refreshing the page to translate will return an error

    mind you could still copy/paste the questions into google translates app page or get someone over your shoulder to help, so that test itself can`t be too important

    </buzzkillington>

    aaaaany way...chrome rocks 8-)
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    kw112 Female 13-17
    243 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 5:15 pm
    yeah but why would you want to cheat on a placement test? to get into a class that is at just the right difficulty level for you to not have the slightest drating clue what is going on?
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 5:17 pm
    @003067

    it`s an online test. dumbass.
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 5:18 pm
    Chances are, the prof. will change the questions.
    You`d be a dumbass to write the answers down, lol.

    I assume it`s an online test. Unless is whole course is online then he`s screwed though.
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    Blackice911 Male 40-49
    5 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 5:37 pm
    Seems like most people are missing that Google is offering to TRANSLATE the test.
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    skypirate Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 5:38 pm
    yes, but does it work correctly?
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    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 5:41 pm
    God forbid you actually attempt to learn something. Lazy fat asses
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    hdfger Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2012 at 5:48 pm
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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 6:23 pm
    lol
  13. Profile photo of darkmagic14n
    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 6:24 pm
    it doesn`t translate very well.

    it would be like me talking like this:

    doesn`t it good translation

    it literally takes the words and translates them where they are, italian doesn`t have the same sentence structure as english
  14. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 6:27 pm
    "t literally takes the words and translates them where they are, italian doesn`t have the same sentence structure as english (sic)"

    Considering you just have to pick the missing word, it would probably work wonders here. But, given it`s a placement test, if you cheat by using the translate, you pretty much set yourself up for failure.
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 6:44 pm
    @lukeforv123

    What does being fat have to do with learning italian?
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 9:17 pm
    the answer to all of these is Babbity Booppity *hand gestures*
  17. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 9:24 pm
    Is There Anything Google Can`t Do?
    Yeah, exact literal phrase searches that include ALL characters. For instance, if I need the definition of the acronym ABCD, it would be nice to search for "(ABCD)" and find only occurrences of the term in parentheses, since it would likely be preceded by the definition, but Google ignores the parentheses as it does MANY other characters. I then have to do a page search for (ABCD), and I may have to go through 8 or 10 results pages till I find it.

    If Google had a REAL exact search function, it would save me HOURS! Maybe something like:

    "<and I really f***ing MEAN it>search term</and I really f***ing MEAN it>"

    And Chrome can`t even do case-sensitive page searches. That`s one reason I switched back to Firefox.
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 10:13 pm
    @Rick
    (sic)
    what did I misspell?

    also, if the questions have to do with tense, google translate doesn`t always do those very well. I do agree that because this is a placement test, unless the whole course is online, this person will fall flat on their face first day
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 10:43 pm
    @PinkHomicide, that`s the way you would think it works, but it doesn`t. If you put in "(ABCD)" It brings up pages of results with "ABCD" without the parentheses. If you put in "(ABCD)" -"ABCD", you get nothing.

    Likewise, if you want to find out if the most common usage of a two-word phrase is hyphenated, you find that searching for "two word" or "two-word" produces the exact same results that include both forms.

    There are a lot of characters that are just ignored no matter how you structure your search, and this is very often a problem for me in my line of work.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 12:07 am
    Give blowjobs.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 4:48 am
    "@Rick
    (sic)

    what did I misspell?"

    English should be capitalized. Shouldn`t it? I`m like 99% sure, and I`m not being sarcastic about that right now. There`s a part of me that thinks maybe it doesn`t have to be. Oh well.
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    ecstacy911 Female 18-29
    105 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 4:59 am
    But its a placement test, so you want to do poorly so that you get into the easy intro class.
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 8:19 am
    English should be capitalized. Shouldn`t it?

    yes, but I didn`t capitalize anything in my response, except maybe I. I typically don`t even start sentences with capital letters, or end my final sentence with a period
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 11:41 am
    yes Google,translate that for me.
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    slimofswiv Male 30-39
    116 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 1:32 am
    its not a period, its a full stop! its our language, use it properly you dratwit

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