Is Batman Gay? [Pic+]

Submitted by: yusuksomuch 4 years ago Funny

DC Comics to reveal one of its main characters is gay. Which one IAB?
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Female 212
Come on, Catwoman!!!!
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Male 3,578
he did get married but didn`t make any babys.
we all know about spiderman right?
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Male 75
please god not batman
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Male 5,413
Aquaman. Don`t let it be Batgirl
*sidenote*
Kapow was awesome
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Male 395
Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He`s flying over Wonder Woman`s house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She`s lying there and squirming around looking real hot.

Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole` in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he`s out of there.

Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don`t know but, damn, is my ass sore."
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Male 3,894
@CrakrJak--That article is speculative, rather than definitive. It doesn`t offer any proof for it being Green Lantern, although that is also my guess as to the reveal.
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Male 362
I think a few better questions are, "Who cares? Why is this happening? What possible bearing does this have on anything? Was this even remotely necessary?"
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Male 90
A lesser known character, PIED PIPER is openly gay in the comics.
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Male 2,737
Enough with the gay crap. Now I`m gonna get a visual of a superhero on his knees,gagging on a meat stick,or getting a rectal exam, without anybody lifting a finger?That`s not a superhero, OR an anti-hero. That`s just wrong.
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Male 37,890
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Male 4,793
Hawkgirl. duh.

It won`t be Batman simply for the reason of Robin. It`s been a long standing ignorance in the anti-gay community that the gays WANT to recruit our little boys and stupid poo like that. For this reason, it will not be batman. Politic`d.
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Male 194
I assumed everyone would be going with Superman. I have to agree with Batman though.

- Parental issues
- Chose Robin as a sidekick
- Overcompensates with tough man act and silly gruff voice
- Has 2 fag hags
- Casted by Christian Bale in the new movies ROFL
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Male 1,252
LOL BatWoman has been gay for ages, cant be batman as the new robin is his son with Talia Al Ghul. Its just stupid competition with Marvel making Spiderman a gay half black half latino teenager.

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Male 10,339
Sales boost!
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Female 6,381
I`m all for having gay people in movies, TV, comics, whatever, at about the same rate they show up in society. It`s about time. But taking a fictional character who`s been around for decades an suddenly pretending he/she was gay all along is just a crass attempt at boosting sales.
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Male 5,608
[quote]Why is Batman the immediate assumption?[/quote]
Exactly how many different "twinks" did he have prancing about in the night wearing that fluffing elf costume?

I think it will probably be Lex Luthor:
-Constantly jeopardizes Lane`s safety to get Sup`s attention. Jealous of Lane`s relationship?
-Has Mercy following him like a sheep, kills her for following his own instructions to-the-letter.
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Male 523
"Also, can`t wait for everyone to get pissed and care about a comic book characters sexual orientation. "

The only reason it pisses me off is because they are just doing it for attention. Just making an already established superhero turn gay is retarded. Why couldn`t they just have a gay superhero who was gay from the get-go? Why make such a big deal about it in the first place?
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Male 17,512
As I said, it`s Green Lantern Here
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Male 256
totally drating aquaman
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Male 36,512
I thought it was going to be Green Arrow. He sure LOOKS teh ghay!

Superman isn`t even HUMAN! Interspecies sex isn`t `gay`...
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Male 658
Why is Batman the immediate assumption?
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Male 3,842
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Male 25,416
People assume it will be make.. however i think it will be a female. As geeks are the main readers of comic books. It will increase sales
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Male 2,790
bravo has it right, i`m all Marvel now.

Marvel= The Avengers
DC= willy-nilly sexuality changes
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Male 3,842
That`s easy. Dick Grayson. The first Robin, now known as Nightwing.
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Male 11,740
If it`s Robin I`ll be surprised.


I`m joking of course, that`s where I put all of my money.
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Male 44
Marvel does an awesome Avengers movie that rocks, and DC has to make a gay super hero... Really? Who the hell is at the helm there?
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Female 9,402
I bet it`s Superman. That`s why he likes Lois Lane, she knows his secret.
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Male 5,314
WHY? why would they do that? why not just create a new gay superhero?
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Male 1,444
Robin or Aquaman
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Male 17,512
It`s the Green Lantern, that information leaked out a week ago.
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Male 658
"reintroduced" as gay?

so lame.
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Male 1,011
itll be wonder woman

because that poo is hot :P
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Male 391
robiinnnnnnnnnnnn
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Male 3,445
"i think all of them are gay."

They do run around in day-glo tights.
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Male 376
my college advisor had that pic on his wall, except with the whole DC cast. his whole office was filled with DC superhero stuff. pretty sure he was gay. i might go pay him a visit and see how he weighs in on this.
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Male 163
Aquaman
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Male 2,841
Aquaman is obviously the gayest "superhero" in all of DC.
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Male 1,197
why cant they just leave it alone, this is stupid
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Female 8,044

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Female 1,181
oh it`s totally superman.
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Male 1,311
It`s the flash. The name says it all.
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Male 1,754
I`d say Superman is Supergay. Look at him. He wears red underpants and combs his hair perfectly. He is FIERCE!

Also, can`t wait for everyone to get pissed and care about a comic book characters sexual orientation.
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Female 546
i think all of them are gay.
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Male 289
also, Batman coming out as gay would cause too much backlash about also being a pedophile. That and he had a relatioonship with selina (cat woman) AND batgirl Barbra Gordon.
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Male 289
i say it should be Cap Marvel. Little Billy is growing up and getting into puberty, discovering who he is, so it fits. the popular rumor is that its the first green lantern Alan Scott.
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Male 3,445
It can`t be Batman or Robin, because everyone already knows they`re gay.
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Male 1,008
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