Interesting Grammar On The Mitt Romney Site [Pic]

Submitted by: FoolsPrussia 5 years ago in

Keep an eye on that first sentence...
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Female 734
I would like to hunt, shoot several members of my family. Can`t wait until he makes it legal.
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Male 411
CrakrJak: Davymid put it back on you and pointed out your likely hypocrisy as you would most likely disagree with the statement as Davymid worded in. In other words "oh snap."

Also don`t forget to hunt, shoot, and protect your families.
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Male 1,595
I wouldn`t even call it a gaffe.
The only problem here is that it`s a runon.
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Male 40,739
Yeah, @Davymid I think you accomplished the opposite of what you set out to achieve...

All @Crakr said was "the truth is the truth regardless of it`s source".
AND all you said was the exact same thing.

People laughed when the Enquirer printed pictures of John Edwards (D) and his mistresss and their `love child` HAHA! It`s the Enquirer, it CANNOT be true!
Now he`s in court...
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Male 181
@PhantomGh0st - That`s awesome.
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Male 17,511
davymid: Don`t modify statements, of mine, and put them in ["quotes"]. All you did was show your ass.
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Male 261

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Male 261
All I have left to say is

YES WE CAN!

Could not even come up with my own lying catch phrase... had to steal it from Yellow Freight now YRCW.
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Male 40,739
"if he is...then my hats off to him"
I was about to make fun of @jamie76 for wearing a hat indoors, but I realized I`m wearing a toque...

@FoolsPrussia: I was about to explain it AGAIN for the 4th? time, but I truely give up.

Everyone Watch This! and cheer up!
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Male 261
It is not humorous at all.

It just shows a terrible reading comprehension.
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Male 12,138
[quote]Tobunshi: Truth is truth regardless. If you`re so narrow minded as to disregard everything anyone says, just because it`s in the Qu`ran, then you sir are the problem.[/quote]
There, CJ. Fixed it for ya.
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Male 3,445
5Cats, you`re being a dick on this. Lighten up. It`s a funny picture. I get the "nitpicking" thing. Stop taking the fact that I submitted this image so seriously. It`s just a humorous wording.
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Male 261
What is a better word than fag? Gay, queer and homosexual are no longer politically correct.
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Male 3,445
"What I find funny is the liberal media is so desperate they bring up that Romney bullied a fag in high school. However, the liberal media fails to inform you uneducated liberals that Obama`s political career started in a known terrorists living room."

Fail for the use of "fag".
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Male 261
What I find funny is the liberal media is so desperate they bring up that Romney bullied a fag in high school. However, the liberal media fails to inform you uneducated liberals that Obama`s political career started in a known terrorists living room.
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Male 2,344
HolyGod,

it is tempting to assume 5Cats is a troll, however, I have never met anyone that could troll at such a high level and be so natural at it at the same time.

if he is...then my hats off to him, he has reached troll level infinite.

if not, well he called me mean earlier so I will avoid making the obvious statement here.
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Male 17,511
Tobunshi: Truth is truth regardless. If you`re so narrow minded as to disregard everything anyone says, just because it`s in the Bible, then you sir are the problem.
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Female 3,562
This is what happens when they appoint entire committees to develop a "mission statement" with as many words they can fit into a run-on sentence as possible.
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Male 40,739
Thank You @buscompany! I`m glad someone understands!
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Male 678
@CrakrJak

Everything you said was immediately disregarded when you quoted the bible.
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Male 17,511
I`m guessing that you`re all jumping on the "shoot, and protect their families" part.

But none of you seemed to pick up on the fact that the word President, is not capitalized like it should be.

This petty nitpicking, the Obama camp is digging around for, is rather strange, especially when they turn a blind eye to Obama`s past.

Matthew 7:3 "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother`s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"
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Male 106
@FoolsPrussia
[quote] You can call the post nitpicking, but I call it seeing the humor in an otherwise serious subject. Different strokes for different folks. [/quote]

You have entirely missed the point of his comment. He was just pointing out the irony in calling a grammatical correction of your post nitpicking when your post is doing the exact same thing to Romney`s website. He never said it was a bad post.
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Male 1,073
MS Word`s Flesch–Kincaid Grade Level score comes out to 18.5. NOT a grade level you would want to target for everyday communication.
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Male 7,378
Gerry, I know. Sorry.
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Male 40,739
@PsychGeek: I didn`t figure you for a kool-aid drinker, are you someone else using her IAB account?
@FoolsPrussia: It might be mildly amusing, for a few seconds, like this post was.
BUT your `nitpicking` complaint would be every bit as idiotic!
@HolyGod: I`m a T-1000 trolling machine!

Wait, where was I troolling in this thread? I complained @Fools was an idiot (or worse) for sniveling and crying "nitpicker" on his very own nitpicking post... = troll?
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Male 9,754
5Cats
I`ve decided you aren`t a real genuine person. I gave it a few months. But you are too perfect. Congratulations on master trolling.
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Male 3,445
5Cats: You can call the post nitpicking, but I call it seeing the humor in an otherwise serious subject. Different strokes for different folks.

It would be funny if the Obama website did something like this too. Lighten the hell up.
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Female 1,798
5Cats--Santorum was bat-sh*t crazy, and all he cared about was keeping women barefoot and in the kitchen. he was too extreme to ever have a serious chance at winning the election. if he got elected, women`s rights would have gone to Hell, and so would what`s left of this country`s tattered reputation and sense of pride.
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Male 40,739
@Gerry1: The difference? Romney`s helping someone stay gainfully employed, and Obama just told the guy in the hat he`s fired...

@FoolsPrussia & @PsychGeek too:
It`s not so much the silly post, I`m not objecting to that.
But when @FOOLS calls someone a NITPICKER on this nitpicking post? THAT is beyond the pale!!

@patchy: I liked Alen West, and Chris Christie, but they didn`t run! I grew to like Santorum, but he`s out. Romney has many faults, mostly that he`s NOT Conservative enough!

But going through another election with the MSM up the anus of the Democrat party? (Or vice versa) it`s just sad.

@NoCash: And then along came Jones? lolz!
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Male 2,344
in reality this might not be such a bad thing...
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Male 423
And then.........................AND THEN!!!!!AND THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 2,228



Everyone was posting the RMoney pics, so I thought I`d get into the act. ;-)
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Male 261
I know it is amazing, I can`t believe Canada could actually be the home of someone decent. But I have proof now.
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Male 261
I know it is amazing, I can`t believe Canada could actually be the home of someone decent. But I have proof now.
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Male 2,669
I`m all for the right to hunt and shoot my family.

Dick Cheney must have written this copy.
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Male 1,832
@5Cats Obama is a Muslim terrorist supporter who was not born in America, yet somehow became president.

Any argument you have was made invalid years ago by people just like you.
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Male 39,904
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Male 3,445
The funny thing about 5Cats` criticism is that I haven`t even decided if I`m voting for Obama again.
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Male 5,811
PhantomGh0st: "I don`t know seems like 5Cats is the only reasonable person on this site."
And yet he`s a filthy....CANADIAN!
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Male 4,745
5Cats:
"Ah so it begins! The ENDLESS attack dogs for Obama, assailing the tinyest details of Romeny`s life. Real OR imagined, need facts? Heck no, just make shiite up! Attack you dogs! Attack!! Or Obama will EAT YOU!!!"
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LOL! That has to be the most hypocritical thing I have ever read. After years of making crap up about Obama, just to hide your racism, you suddenly feel it`s not Ok when it goes the other way?
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Male 39,904

@ Madest - beat`cha!
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Male 39,904
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Male 5,413
That`s one interesting (and long) sentence.
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Male 261
I don`t know seems like 5Cats is the only reasonable person on this site.
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Male 5,811
@madest Gerry beat you to it.
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Male 5,811
[quote]Not everything has to be a partisan attack.[/quote]
It is for 5cats. I`m curious though, @5cats, I`m not sure I`ve ever seen you say that you like Romney, I`ve only seen you protect him from the people going after him (because the right would *never* do that). Which of the candidates for the right was your favourite, I ask with general interest?
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Male 7,378
I like this one better:

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Female 1,798
@5cats: do us all a favor and get the stick out of your ass. thanks!
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Male 7,123
Actually that`s fine. The punctuation is correct. What`s the problem?
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Male 1,048
No matter what I do. I cannot escape this poo. drat politics. I`m sure nobody will try to take away anyones guns. for a very obvious reason
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Male 3,445
Christ 5Cats, even auburnjunky saw the humor in it.
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Male 165
run-on sentence.
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Male 3,445
5Cats: You are being absurd. It`s a funny sentence structure. Calm down. Not everything has to be a partisan attack.
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Female 2,228
Romney campaign PR consultant: "There all done. Should be a sterling endorsement for the candidate and then we`ll...WAIT WHAT?"

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Male 39,904
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Male 40,739
[quote]Also, nitpicking.[/quote]
FFS! @Fools you are the QUEEN of nitpicking! You just put up a post whose SOLE PURPOSE is to NITPICK!!!
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Male 40,739
Well, it`s a run-on eh?
I suppose you imagine that it somehow suggest protecting the right to shoot one`s family? But no, it clearly does not.

Ah so it begins! The ENDLESS attack dogs for Obama, assailing the tinyest details of Romeny`s life. Real OR imagined, need facts? Heck no, just make shiite up! Attack you dogs! Attack!! Or Obama will EAT YOU!!!
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Male 3,445
marcus2: That`s my caption, so my mistake. Also, nitpicking.
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Male 677
Interesting Grammar On The IAB Site, too.

"Keep an eye on that first sentence..."
First sentence? There`s only one sentence there, albeit grammatically unsound.
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Male 10,338
Sometimes, I want to hunt and shoot my family too!
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Female 2,509
Damn well better protect my rights to hunt and shoot my family
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Male 3,445
FYI, if you want to see it on the website, it`s under the Gun Rights section.
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Male 39,904

LOL... `hunt their familes" LOL I have wanted to chase down more than one relative!


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Male 3,445
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