Imagine These Hunger Games [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago Entertainment

Who would you sponsor?
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Male 371
kay, batman wins cause he`s fooking batman. first to die is the chick from lotr because i don`t like her.
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Female 15
I think you guys are missing the point of the Hunger Games Series...
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Male 3
Easily the Bride :)
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Male 322
Wait a sec, I don`t see Violet Song from Ultraviolet or Leeloo Minaï Lekarariba-Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat De Sebat from The 5th Element. Oh wait that puts Milla Jovoich on this list 3 times...
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Male 3,578
wow someone missed the pont
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Male 36,410
Wait, are they paired up? The male on the left with the female on the right?

That makes a difference!

If it`s picking a team of two (as presented, no matching Rambo with Ripley!) The Batman and HitGirl are a lethal combo.
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Male 4,793
Wait. I know what would happen. Batman would just be all `im not playing this game.` and then he`d kick jigsaws ass and leave.
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Male 4,793
"Batman wins. Batman always wins."

He does, doesn`t he. Except that one time that Bane broke his back, but then he recovered and kicked his ass anyway. But the problem persists, he won`t kill.
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Female 37
No Legolas? :( No fun...
I`d pick Aragorn, all the way.
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Male 138
Needs Dar from Beastmaster...
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Female 2,927
xena all the way
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Male 25
THIS IS SPARTA
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Male 356
Well I just like to point out that even though Achilles is a demigod, he can still be wounded. Even the God of War Ares once got his body sliced in half and had to be sewn back, screaming like a bitch. Immortality =/= invincibility.
Most likely scenario is that Batman gonna rig the system (whatever the hell was used to control the participants) down, and they`re gonna gang up against the game master. Ooops.
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Male 203
Replace Black Widow with Ash from Army Of Darkness and you`ve got my vote.
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Female 3,696
Pffffft well, we all know it won`t be Ned -__-
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Male 1,418
[quote] The chick at the bottom with the big machinegun.[/quote]

Please tell me that was a joke. That`s Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton) in Terminator 2.

Batman wins. Batman always wins.
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Male 1,048
I think it would be safe to say that indiana jones would die first haha achilles would kick ass. but if he went up against batman, poo would be crazy! and I`m pretty sure all the girls will just get tired get into bed and have a big lesbian orgyfight. Yeah I would endorse this movie! bring on the raptors
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Male 147
The chick at the bottom with the big machinegun.
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Male 105
Nobody because we all know Katniss would win since she is still a tribute, and we all know how the Hunger games ends.
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Male 1,737
Batman followed by Rambo, the body armor is a unfair advantage after all.
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Male 56
This is a horrible post. They should be in pairs. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY BOREDOM ALLEVIATION SITE?
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Male 1,045
The final showdown would be Rambo/Batman.

But he`s the goddamn Batman, so he`d win.
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Male 2,199
either Rambo or Achilles
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Male 516
Stupid question... No one beats the Batman on this list.
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Male 1,754
Amazing.
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Male 376
poor Eowyn doesn`t even get to be with Aragorn in a game to the death.
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Female 1,743
Uhhh, I`m going with Indiana Jones.
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Male 1,810
I would put some money on Rambo, just to be safe...
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Male 36,410
@blobby5: That`s "HitGirl" from the movie "KickAss". She`s good, but without her Daddy she`s toast.
Not one vote for Electra, Hawkeye, Killbill chick or Tombraider? LOLZ!

IF Achilles`s heel was still secret? He`d likely win, but everyone knows where to hit him, so he`s toast too.
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Male 104
William Wallace wins every time. FRRREEEEEEDDDDDOOOOOMMMMMM!
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Male 14,774
Bear`s going down first. In the movie, I`d like to see him eat his own intestines, rectum first and we`ll see whether he curls up inside himself and swallows his own mouth.
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Male 406
well... that would be intense.
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Male 120
Achilles...he`s a demi god
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Male 916
what? no wolverine?
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Male 4,793
Alice.

Batman can not win because he refuses to kill. but otherwise batman with all of his resources available would beat all of them to a pulp, but he would lose because he will not kill them. I think project alice would win.
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Male 144
I like the midget with the purple hair and mask, she looks dumb whatever she is.

Oh and, in what universe does Batman NOT slaughter all of these tourists?
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Male 144
This post reeks of 5-year-old.
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Male 462
Wait, what am I saying, batman would end Achilles before he could even reach him
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Male 462
No one seems to understand that Achilles would destroy them all.
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Male 2
Batman!!!
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Male 17,512
I`d have to go with Alice from Resident Evil although Rambo would likely be right behind her.
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Male 729
Conan. Schwarzenegger Conan, not fluffy bunny boy Conan.
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Male 1,197
conan
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Male 27
Just the fact it takes place in Jurassic Park would make it amazing.
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Male 124
I`d support Maximus, Rambo och Indiana (The luckiest guy in cinematic history). Katniss would be so utterly, unbelievably screwed. Alice from RE would do good with her overhuman powers.

Ripley, Sarah Connor, Ned Stark and Eowyn would die in the first 15 minutes without weapons. Bear Grylls would be eaten by a stegosaurus.

Batman is undoubtedly awesome, but with the arena and without his gadgets he would do badly. Rambo would probably win it, survivalist and guerilla warfare god as he is, whether he has a gun or not.
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Male 112
I see a rambo/bear grylls tag team taking everyone out...
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Male 317
I`ll go with Rambo. Achilles may be a demigod, but Rambo is pretty nifty with that bow and arrow, I`m sure he could sneak one into his heel.
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Male 1,239
[quote]Bear Grylls... he`s the only one that`s real and let`s face it, who`s gonna mess with a guy who drinks his own pi$$[/quote]

If by real you mean completely fake then ya.
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Male 5,314
BATMAN hands down
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Male 7,585
Batman
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Male 568
dogfeet
"the ammo can`t last forever. once rambo and ripley are out of bullets, i think i`d have to lean towards achilles."

Obviously, you don`t know much about Rambo, and have never seen First Blood.

This is going to Rambo, or Conan. I`m leaning towards Conan because of the arena.
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Male 223
Achilles! The man WAS part god, you know. That, and he was a totally vicious badass.
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Male 239
Bear Grylls... he`s the only one that`s real and let`s face it, who`s gonna mess with a guy who drinks his own pi$$
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Male 187
Rambo. Trained in survival tactics, and he`s an expert with guns, knives, and unarmed combat. He`d definitely be my favorite to win.
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Male 187
*invincible not invisible though that would be useful too
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Male 8
@Steelgrid

Agreed.
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Male 187
@tubotong If the format is the same as the book no-one starts out with a weapon so it`s more important to work out who would be most versatile with the weapons they get their hands on. This works against characters overly reliant on a specific weapon (guns especially as there aren`t any in the book). By the way there is no question, Achilles is invisible except for his heel so, assuming no-one else knew that, he`s got it sewn up.
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Female 1,205
I`m definitely going with Alice
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Male 164
the ammo can`t last forever. once rambo and ripley are out of bullets, i think i`d have to lean towards achilles.
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Male 28
The hardest part of fighting Xena is trying to hide your boner as she kicks your ass.
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Male 694
Buiadh, Chucky cant be in, thats no competition then :P
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Male 600
you`d have to pick someone with a gun over someone with a sword...
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Male 2,700
I would definitely sponsor Ellen Ripley all the way. Bitch is 500 years old, been cloned 10 times. Has Alien blood and just as much predatory instinct.
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Male 36,410
Tough call! Not Hawkeye, LOLZ!

Conan, Ripley or Maximus, hard to pick just one...
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Male 6,737
No Norris?
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Male 2,592
Interesting concept.
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Male 1,237
Boromir that`s a joke. Rambo`s on home turf here HELLO
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Male 36
william walice :D
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Female 4,349
holy crap. someone make this a movie! i dont know who i`d sponser....i like the kid from kickass, she has spunk. but a dinosaur would eat her in one mouthful...
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Female 8,044
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