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Date: 05/05/12 12:15 PM

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    May 5, 2012 at 6:37 am
    Link: Imagine These Hunger Games - Who would you sponsor?
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
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    May 5, 2012 at 12:22 pm
    holy crap. someone make this a movie! i dont know who i`d sponser....i like the kid from kickass, she has spunk. but a dinosaur would eat her in one mouthful...
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    tamcee1 Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 12:26 pm
    william walice :D
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    Jowsh Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 12:26 pm
    Boromir that`s a joke. Rambo`s on home turf here HELLO
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    keith2 Male 30-39
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    May 5, 2012 at 12:30 pm
    Interesting concept.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    May 5, 2012 at 12:31 pm
    No Norris?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 5, 2012 at 12:38 pm
    Tough call! Not Hawkeye, LOLZ!

    Conan, Ripley or Maximus, hard to pick just one...
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
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    May 5, 2012 at 12:40 pm
    I would definitely sponsor Ellen Ripley all the way. Bitch is 500 years old, been cloned 10 times. Has Alien blood and just as much predatory instinct.
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    turbotong Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 12:44 pm
    you`d have to pick someone with a gun over someone with a sword...
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    faaaaq Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 12:44 pm
    Buiadh, Chucky cant be in, thats no competition then :P
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    Paot1 Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 12:50 pm
    The hardest part of fighting Xena is trying to hide your boner as she kicks your ass.
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    dogfeet Male 30-39
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    May 5, 2012 at 12:50 pm
    the ammo can`t last forever. once rambo and ripley are out of bullets, i think i`d have to lean towards achilles.
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 12:51 pm
    I`m definitely going with Alice
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    fuzzysheep Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 12:54 pm
    @tubotong If the format is the same as the book no-one starts out with a weapon so it`s more important to work out who would be most versatile with the weapons they get their hands on. This works against characters overly reliant on a specific weapon (guns especially as there aren`t any in the book). By the way there is no question, Achilles is invisible except for his heel so, assuming no-one else knew that, he`s got it sewn up.
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    nofauxreals Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 12:54 pm
    @Steelgrid

    Agreed.
  16. Profile photo of fuzzysheep
    fuzzysheep Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 12:58 pm
    *invincible not invisible though that would be useful too
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    EmagehtmaI Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 12:58 pm
    Rambo. Trained in survival tactics, and he`s an expert with guns, knives, and unarmed combat. He`d definitely be my favorite to win.
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    andynaylor Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 1:04 pm
    Bear Grylls... he`s the only one that`s real and let`s face it, who`s gonna mess with a guy who drinks his own pi$$
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    BJH515 Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm
    Achilles! The man WAS part god, you know. That, and he was a totally vicious badass.
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    TheShape Male 30-39
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    May 5, 2012 at 1:37 pm
    dogfeet
    "the ammo can`t last forever. once rambo and ripley are out of bullets, i think i`d have to lean towards achilles."

    Obviously, you don`t know much about Rambo, and have never seen First Blood.

    This is going to Rambo, or Conan. I`m leaning towards Conan because of the arena.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 1:51 pm
    Batman
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 1:58 pm
    BATMAN hands down
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 2:05 pm
    Bear Grylls... he`s the only one that`s real and let`s face it, who`s gonna mess with a guy who drinks his own pi$$

    If by real you mean completely fake then ya.
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    Grumpdock Male 13-17
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    May 5, 2012 at 2:24 pm
    I`ll go with Rambo. Achilles may be a demigod, but Rambo is pretty nifty with that bow and arrow, I`m sure he could sneak one into his heel.
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    mzacur Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 2:24 pm
    I see a rambo/bear grylls tag team taking everyone out...
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    LegerDemain Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 2:36 pm
    I`d support Maximus, Rambo och Indiana (The luckiest guy in cinematic history). Katniss would be so utterly, unbelievably screwed. Alice from RE would do good with her overhuman powers.

    Ripley, Sarah Connor, Ned Stark and Eowyn would die in the first 15 minutes without weapons. Bear Grylls would be eaten by a stegosaurus.

    Batman is undoubtedly awesome, but with the arena and without his gadgets he would do badly. Rambo would probably win it, survivalist and guerilla warfare god as he is, whether he has a gun or not.
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    Kladdsf Male 13-17
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    May 5, 2012 at 2:44 pm
    Just the fact it takes place in Jurassic Park would make it amazing.
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    Selous Male 30-39
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    May 5, 2012 at 2:49 pm
    conan
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    PopCap Male 30-39
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    May 5, 2012 at 3:13 pm
    Conan. Schwarzenegger Conan, not fluffy bunny boy Conan.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    May 5, 2012 at 3:37 pm
    I`d have to go with Alice from Resident Evil although Rambo would likely be right behind her.
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    S4LADF1NG3RS Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 4:18 pm
    Batman!!!
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    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 4:32 pm
    No one seems to understand that Achilles would destroy them all.
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    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 4:34 pm
    Wait, what am I saying, batman would end Achilles before he could even reach him
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    blobby5 Male 30-39
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    May 5, 2012 at 4:37 pm
    This post reeks of 5-year-old.
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    blobby5 Male 30-39
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    May 5, 2012 at 4:39 pm
    I like the midget with the purple hair and mask, she looks dumb whatever she is.

    Oh and, in what universe does Batman NOT slaughter all of these tourists?
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 5:11 pm
    Alice.

    Batman can not win because he refuses to kill. but otherwise batman with all of his resources available would beat all of them to a pulp, but he would lose because he will not kill them. I think project alice would win.
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    razbitom Male 40-49
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    May 5, 2012 at 5:21 pm
    what? no wolverine?
  38. Profile photo of The_Gent
    The_Gent Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 5:35 pm
    Achilles...he`s a demi god
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    schecter5 Male 18-29
    406 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 5:35 pm
    well... that would be intense.
  40. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
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    May 5, 2012 at 5:39 pm
    Bear`s going down first. In the movie, I`d like to see him eat his own intestines, rectum first and we`ll see whether he curls up inside himself and swallows his own mouth.
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    Steve0x757 Male 18-29
    104 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 5:49 pm
    William Wallace wins every time. FRRREEEEEEDDDDDOOOOOMMMMMM!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 5, 2012 at 5:50 pm
    @blobby5: That`s "HitGirl" from the movie "KickAss". She`s good, but without her Daddy she`s toast.
    Not one vote for Electra, Hawkeye, Killbill chick or Tombraider? LOLZ!

    IF Achilles`s heel was still secret? He`d likely win, but everyone knows where to hit him, so he`s toast too.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
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    May 5, 2012 at 6:56 pm
    I would put some money on Rambo, just to be safe...
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    nubblins Female 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 7:26 pm
    Uhhh, I`m going with Indiana Jones.
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    Brometheus Male 30-39
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    May 5, 2012 at 7:31 pm
    poor Eowyn doesn`t even get to be with Aragorn in a game to the death.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 7:38 pm
    Amazing.
  47. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
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    May 5, 2012 at 7:45 pm
    Stupid question... No one beats the Batman on this list.
  48. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 8:01 pm
    either Rambo or Achilles
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 8:02 pm
    The final showdown would be Rambo/Batman.

    But he`s the goddamn Batman, so he`d win.
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    Moperyman Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 8:08 pm
    This is a horrible post. They should be in pairs. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY BOREDOM ALLEVIATION SITE?
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    EgalM Male 30-39
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    May 5, 2012 at 8:10 pm
    Batman followed by Rambo, the body armor is a unfair advantage after all.
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    Yeahhhhhhhhh Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 8:35 pm
    Nobody because we all know Katniss would win since she is still a tribute, and we all know how the Hunger games ends.
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    FinkStinger Male 30-39
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    May 5, 2012 at 8:55 pm
    The chick at the bottom with the big machinegun.
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 8:57 pm
    I think it would be safe to say that indiana jones would die first haha achilles would kick ass. but if he went up against batman, poo would be crazy! and I`m pretty sure all the girls will just get tired get into bed and have a big lesbian orgyfight. Yeah I would endorse this movie! bring on the raptors
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    korahn Male 30-39
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    May 5, 2012 at 9:15 pm
    The chick at the bottom with the big machinegun.

    Please tell me that was a joke. That`s Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton) in Terminator 2.

    Batman wins. Batman always wins.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 9:36 pm
    Pffffft well, we all know it won`t be Ned -__-
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    Gorodetsky Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 10:21 pm
    Replace Black Widow with Ash from Army Of Darkness and you`ve got my vote.
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    MCMXCIII Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2012 at 11:20 pm
    Well I just like to point out that even though Achilles is a demigod, he can still be wounded. Even the God of War Ares once got his body sliced in half and had to be sewn back, screaming like a bitch. Immortality =/= invincibility.
    Most likely scenario is that Batman gonna rig the system (whatever the hell was used to control the participants) down, and they`re gonna gang up against the game master. Ooops.
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    Snowlock Male 18-29
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    May 6, 2012 at 12:50 am
    THIS IS SPARTA
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    May 6, 2012 at 12:53 am
    xena all the way
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    wildancrazy Male 40-49
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    May 6, 2012 at 2:12 am
    Needs Dar from Beastmaster...
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    Panicdevil Female 13-17
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    May 6, 2012 at 2:57 am
    No Legolas? :( No fun...
    I`d pick Aragorn, all the way.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    May 6, 2012 at 3:49 am
    "Batman wins. Batman always wins."

    He does, doesn`t he. Except that one time that Bane broke his back, but then he recovered and kicked his ass anyway. But the problem persists, he won`t kill.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    May 6, 2012 at 3:50 am
    Wait. I know what would happen. Batman would just be all `im not playing this game.` and then he`d kick jigsaws ass and leave.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 6, 2012 at 8:14 am
    Wait, are they paired up? The male on the left with the female on the right?

    That makes a difference!

    If it`s picking a team of two (as presented, no matching Rambo with Ripley!) The Batman and HitGirl are a lethal combo.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    May 6, 2012 at 1:06 pm
    wow someone missed the pont
  67. Profile photo of stk5m
    stk5m Male 18-29
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    May 6, 2012 at 2:18 pm
    Wait a sec, I don`t see Violet Song from Ultraviolet or Leeloo Minaï Lekarariba-Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat De Sebat from The 5th Element. Oh wait that puts Milla Jovoich on this list 3 times...
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    BobBenoni Male 18-29
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    May 7, 2012 at 10:15 am
    Easily the Bride :)
  69. Profile photo of StSusieB
    StSusieB Female 18-29
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    May 11, 2012 at 4:56 am
    I think you guys are missing the point of the Hunger Games Series...
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    MrLill Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2012 at 1:33 am
    kay, batman wins cause he`s fooking batman. first to die is the chick from lotr because i don`t like her.

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