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Date: 05/22/12 11:00 AM

54 Responses to I`m Torn By This Bummer Sticker`s Sentiments [Pic]

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    half-a-life Male 13-17
    254 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 10:51 am
    Link: I`m Torn By This Bummer Sticker`s Sentiments - On one hand I feel safe, on the other--he`s kind of a scumbag, right?
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 11:06 am
    I`m thinking I might ask if it was a joke. If not, a major bitching out would be in order.
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 11:08 am
    huge scumbag, stupid, not long for this world, very funny, scumbag.
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    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 11:19 am
    When the cat`s away...
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6649 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 11:22 am
    Slick.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 11:23 am
    What a dick.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 11:26 am
    Hold on there guys, did it ever occur to you that this is a chick driving that vehicle?

    I bet not, stepped right into a `sexism` trap there guys.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3770 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 11:30 am
    someone needs a good ass whupping.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 11:31 am
    ...by taking away the freedom of others dammit!
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 11:36 am
    Women do this constantly lol. Just another Jane...
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    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 11:47 am
    wow....that is hilarious.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 11:51 am
    Absolutely no class whatsoever.....
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6649 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 11:51 am
    `did it ever occur to you that this is a chick `

    Well, if that is the case I`m sure they can find some arrangement when the husband gets back.

    `Honey. while you have been gone I have taken some comfort in Ingrid, my supple yoga instructor. Can you find it in your heart to forgive me and maybe invite her around?`
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    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 11:52 am
    Am I the only one who noticed BUMMER sticker?
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 11:53 am
    What a douche! I bet this sh*tbird tried and failed to enlist in the Marine Corps and is doing this out of jealousy.

    I`ve seen sh*t like this all the time, especially out at bars. Once a group of frat boys realized we were a bunch of Marines they`d always try to pick a fight. Maybe they wanted bragging rights to tell all their "bro`s" they got in a fight with a group of Marines. Either way, we`d end up mopping the floor with those f*ucktards.
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    spbm02 Male 18-29
    30 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 11:59 am
    As a former Marine, I would have to kick this dude`s ass.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 12:11 pm
    too fuuny
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1835 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 12:16 pm
    Why would anybody go out of their way to piss off a Marine?
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    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 12:22 pm
    My dad, who`s been in the army for 25+ years, said "a phone call will save a marriage." I always thought that was to keep up communication while overseas and to make sure husbands/fathers can still have contact with their families. In actuality, it was so that the cheating wife can get her man friend out of the house before her husband gets home. Bubble=busted.
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    ChrisP12 Male 40-49
    186 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 12:29 pm
    As a former soldier, I think it`s funnier than hell. It`s a joke, lighten up people.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 12:41 pm
    Why would anybody go out of their way to piss off a Marine?

    Because they`re a bunch of pussies that are only capable of terrorising women, children, puppies and sheep?
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 12:42 pm
    @all former Marines

    if you draters waer real americans you would salute his right to say whay he wants even if it pisses you off.

    shame on you
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    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 12:48 pm
    and if the driver is a woman?
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    huggies130 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 1:10 pm
    @dm2754, just because we defend your first amendment rights doesnt mean we have to agree with them
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    birdawg68 Male 40-49
    132 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 1:38 pm
    JODY! He got your girl and gone!
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    birdawg68 Male 40-49
    132 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 1:41 pm
    Any body who has ever been in the military thinks that`s funny as hell. The rest can stop being posers. I mean WE HAVE A CADENCE about this very thing. I laughed, and ALL the retired military folks who work where I do laughed and said "that`s just wrong"
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 2:07 pm
    Monogamy is so rare in the military, this is hardly worth smirking over. Been a part of or been a close friend of someone who`s been a part of every conceivable way of cheating, cheater`s stateside/overseas cheated stateside/overseas married/dating active/civilian active/active cheater/cheatee.

    Average people don`t join the military, nor do they sleep with the military. Perhaps a couple of decades ago, but not anymore.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 2:18 pm
    Monogamy is so rare in the military, this is hardly worth smirking over.

    I don`t know about the US, but monogamy is taken pretty seriously in the British military. It`s a serious court-martialable offence for one service person to commit adultery with another service person`s spouse. It was all to do with the fact that it undermined trust between colleagues, and disrupted morale for those posted overseas.
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    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 2:19 pm
    Did it ever occur to you that this is a joke? So much butthurt.
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 2:45 pm
    "court-martialable offence"

    Yes, same in the US. That said, as "serious" as homosexuality was post 9-11. What people do with their dicks and vagina`s has nothing to do with what they do while looking down range.

    Gotta love the idea trust and morale really matter that much when survival is on the line. Quite the idealist.

    And no, it`s not a serious offense in the british military. You somehow forget the american military spends very little time in america and spends a lot of time working with non americans. Again, I came across EVERY conceivable way.
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    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 2:51 pm
    Good way to get your ass beat.
  32. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 2:57 pm
    And no, it`s not a serious offense in the british military.

    How the fxck would you know? I can assure you it is - get caught screwing around with another service person`s spouse here and the best you`ll come away with is demotion and a dishonourable discharge.
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 3:06 pm
    "How the fxck would you know?"

    As I said, american military doesn`t actually do much work in AMERICA. I really can`t stand you. Fact is, I`m certain I`ve had more foreign coworkers and friends in a short military stint than you`ve had in your life. They include brits. Who cheated, and no one cared. You`re wrong. Good guys/gals inside pretty much every western (may as well include australia) military who do their job well can get away with quite a lot of dumb UCMJ laws. Crying about adultery when "this month" three guys in the unit have died is just as dumb as crying about some homo`s.

    We`d deal with it internally, but yeah, discharge my ass. Haha, both our military`s would be insanely short handed if every gay and adulterer were kicked.
  34. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 3:15 pm
    As I said, american military doesn`t actually do much work in AMERICA......I`ve had more foreign coworkers and friends in a short military stint than you`ve had in your life. They include brits.

    I`ve eaten tons of Chinese food in my life, that doesn`t mean I can speak Cantonese. Honestly, I`ve met American service personnel that couldn`t even point to the country we were standing in on a map, and you`re telling me you know more than I do about the British army`s attitude to adultery conducted between serving service personnel and their spouses because you`ve known a few British squaddies? Don`t make me laugh – you know absolutely fxck all about it.
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 3:19 pm
    At least you`re an entertaining one. So positive you`re small piece of land in your small corner of society has all the answers because you have all the answers.

    Sorry lass, but sex is sex. As as I said, maybe a couple of decades back when no one was actually getting shot or blown up, but today, NO one over there gives a rats ass about your home life.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 3:23 pm
    At least you`re an entertaining one. So positive you`re small piece of land in your small corner of society has all the answers because you have all the answers.

    Actually, I think the UK has even less of the answers than the US does. At least American society makes its own fxck ups; all Britain has seemed capable of doing for the past ten years or so is joining in with the US`s screw ups - we`re just as culpable in Iraq and Afghanistan as you, but we`re not even original enough to come up with bad foreign policies all of our own.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 3:27 pm
    I`ll imagine that`s a woman`s bumper sticker :)
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    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 6:40 pm
    hahaha... awesome!

    cafe-press FTW
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 7:18 pm
    @dm2754 - Yeah, just because us Marines defend your right to say whatever the f*ck you want doesn`t mean we have to agree with what you say. There`s a difference.

    Shame on you
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    uberrogo Male 30-39
    41 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 7:23 pm
    Pretty accurate. Id still key their car, but it is funny.
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    ryanwi Male 30-39
    73 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 7:40 pm
    All is fair in love and war. Especially when you combine them.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 7:49 pm
    Wendypants: Yes, I believe this vehicle belongs to a woman whose friend has a husband in the Marines.

    Too bad most people here, even most of the women, have their minds in the gutter and thought the Marine`s wife was cheating on him. IAB never fails to surprise me in regards to "gutter mentality".
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 9:29 pm
    @CrakrJak We only assume it means the wife is cheating because that`s the point of the damn sticker. Do we really have our minds in the gutter or are you just dense? Probably both, but still..
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 2:03 am
    diylobotomy: Women can have "girlfriends" where the relationship is not sexual in nature.

    Apparently you are both dense and gutter minded.
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    verbosity Male 30-39
    83 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 6:30 am
    I`ll counter the "narrow minded fools, it could be a woman driving" with "narrower minded fools, it could be a woman driving and cheating could still be going on."

    However, all that is irrelevant. What I take issue is with the "fights for YOUR freedom" part - really, how? Was Iraq making plans to build a navy and invade? Did 3000 deaths really justify such an overreaction? Sorry, no, they are not fighting for my freedom - they are fighting to impose our government`s will upon other nations. Sometimes there are good (humanitarian) reasons to do so, other times there is just no justifying our unilateral action. Still, I see the military doing nothing to oppose the PATRIOT Act, SOPA, Guantanamo, or other threats to the open society that the USA was meant to be - a society that stands for liberty, justice, and equality. Until they stand up for these qualities, they are just fighting for the government.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 6:43 am
    @whodat6484
    @huggies130
    you two missed the point

    my point was respect there right to say what they if you agree or disagree.

    i was mostly talking those who wanted ti beat up it the person who had this Bummer Sticker.
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 8:06 am
    Still, I see the military doing nothing to oppose the PATRIOT Act, SOPA, Guantanamo, or other threats to the open society that the USA was meant to be - a society that stands for liberty, justice, and equality. Until they stand up for these qualities, they are just fighting for the government.

    You don`t see it because you are a blind fool. Like so many other retards you equate military with government. All but the highest ranking turds are normal men and women who just want to work and protect their families. They fight SOPA, PIPA, and whatever in the same way you do by voting, writing politicians , and protesting. If heinous orders were known for being heinous no one would follow them but people are mis-lead by those they trust military or no. Short of fully releasing our military or full revolution against our gov I don`t know what you would have the individuals who are trying to make a living and protect their country should do about corrupt leaders.
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 8:08 am
    Corrupt leaders are in fact elected by the majority which Armed forced employees are not so in essence you and the general public could be said to be more to blame than military members specifically. I know you were told it was cool to fight the man but pull your head out of your ass. If we had no standing military I guarantee we wouldn`t be having this discourse so re-direct your mis-placed hatred for fellow Americans to the real douchebags running the show.
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 9:00 am
    I don`t know about the US, but monogamy is taken pretty seriously in the British military. It`s a serious court-martialable offence for one service person to commit adultery with another service person`s spouse. It was all to do with the fact that it undermined trust between colleagues, and disrupted morale for those posted overseas.

    It is against the UCMJ and you will get in trouble if your leadership finds out you are cheating.
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    Penguinato23 Male 18-29
    294 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 11:22 am
    "Still, I see the military doing nothing to oppose the PATRIOT Act, SOPA, Guantanamo, or other threats to the open society that the USA was meant to be"

    Seriously? That has to be the dumbest thing I`ve ever heard. What exactly do you believe the military does? They aren`t a political party. They`re the got damn military. They don`t support or oppose anything as `the military`. Each person supports or opposes whatever each person does.

    I think PinkR had this covered, but I felt the need to reiterate just how ridiculous and nonsensical that statement is...
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 12:43 pm
    WTF is a bummer sticker? Lazy mods can`t even fix a stupid typo.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 3:16 pm
    Seriously? That has to be the dumbest thing I`ve ever heard. What exactly do you believe the military does? They aren`t a political party. They`re the got damn military. They don`t support or oppose anything as `the military`. Each person supports or opposes whatever each person does.

    You`re right. Yes, they are the military. And no, they don`t support anything; no ideal whatsoever. They`re just a force that can be used for good or evil.

    The above facts are precisely why verbosity is also right in the point he was actually making: i.e., that the military certainly isn`t/wasn`t fighting for any American`s freedom over in Afghanistan or Iraq. If they were, then they`d have been doing a shyt job, when back home you`ve got 2.5 million Americans in prison, half of them for non-violent drug offences that the majority of Americans agree shouldn`t even be illegal.
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    QualityJay Male 18-29
    303 posts
    May 24, 2012 at 8:24 am
    not involved in discussion. but, geez military people get married WAY earlier than most people. One of my best friends married a girl about 3 months of being bf gf. wtf? and then they are surprised when this person the dont even know cheats on them after they are gone for several months of the year....
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 8:44 am
    Sign up and die for oil!

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