How We All Read Facebook`s New Timeline [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Tech

YOU"RE MAKING SOMETHING WHICH SHOULD BE VERY EASY VERY COMPLICATED, ZUCKERBERG!
There are 37 comments:
Male 294
Mua hahaha! I don`t use facebook, you bastardly fools!

One day when they inevitably use your fancy little facebook to send secret subliminal messages that convert all of you into mindless zombies I`ll be the only one left to stand on cars and chop you in half with mah chainsaw!
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Female 36
Social fixer makes that poo bearable.
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Female 1,380
@egalm most people didn`t turn it on, facebook is slowly converting new users to it until they have everyone using it.
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Male 423
Dont read the facebook.
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Male 5,811

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Male 1,735
Still haven`t turned that feature on, and if I have any choice, I never will.
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Male 157
First time I saw it I thought "...what is this poo"
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Male 72
@alsobored
I hate this site and its supriority complex. I only come here every couple of weeks or so just to point out how much of a rehash site it is.

@Stonardsftw
Bullpoo. I see LOTS of new poo on Reddit. The difference between Reddit and a lot of other communities is that a new post on Reddit starts out at the BOTTOM and has to work its way to the top for the majority of people to see it. I`m not going to claim that it is a unique method, but it does keep a large number of reposts and boring content from making it to the top while bringing fresh material up there for the majority of the users. Boring and reposted poo only occasionally gets voted up.

This site? Every God damned thing I see on it is a repost from another site. Never anything new.
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Male 771
@Atrayu4u

Nobody is forcing you to do anything. Just delete your account.
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Female 685
Get Social Fixer and stop being so retarded.
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Male 137
@Stonardsftw
Well, wrong. A lot of stuff shows up originally on reddit now that it`s so famous.
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Female 1,478
I`m very angry that Facebook/Mr. Zuckerberg are doing this, actually. Forcing us to use Timeline? F*ck you guys. And my eyes/brain have a hard time following the dates and crap on people`s pages, too :/ They`re everywhere trying to organize in my mind which picture came before which post, etc. But it is/was really simple with the way it is/was.. everything everyone did was put in order (except for that Sort: Top Stories/Most Recent)... *sigh* You know what? Just leave sh*t alone, Facebook.
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Male 321
@Noggin01

Nothing "comes" from Reddit. Reddit is a respost website just like this one.
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Male 347
@Noggin01, no one`s taking credit for it. We all know this site posts stuff from other sites, like most sites.
Who cares if you saw this on another site earlier, f*ck off.
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Male 694
i was just thinkin this. i posted something i was hoping lots of people would read, then i was thinkin "hey its like 3am...nobody is awake now. and by the time they are thisll be further down the timeline and theyll prolly drating miss it!"
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Female 1,441
@LillianDulci

Yeah exactly. I`ll be scrolling down a good portion wont load so I`ll keep scrolling, then it loads suddenly and I`m jumped back to the top. Hella annoying.
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Female 4,492
facebook deniers are really boring. No ones going to give you a prize you know...
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Male 72
Repost! Oh wait, no... I`m thinking of Reddit.

Reminds me of that South Park episode, "Reddit did it!"

Also, considering how much poo I see from reddit show up on here a day or two later, it makes me think that there is no such thing as the "IAB Effect" that supposedly brings servers to their knees begging for forgiveness. Its actually Reddit killing the sites and IAB and all their superior European hipster phuktards taking credit for it and calling Americans fat.
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Female 4,492
I have noticed this. lets just hope publishers dont copy his format!
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Male 319
Yeah, Facebook pages look like a dog`s breakfast these days.
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Male 1,048
I didn`t even realize there was right side until the other day! and yes I guess I am that stupid
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Male 15,832
[quote]Holy crap. Are people really that dumb?[/quote]
Yes, apparently some people actually have Facebook pages.
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Male 4,745
Holy crap. Are people really that dumb?
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Male 5,314
i`m glad i have no idea what you`re talking about
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Female 3,562
It`s so damn confusing I keep forgetting to even read the column on the right.
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Male 1,084
which ones which?
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Female 65
If not for family that I only speak to on face book, I would have deleted it long ago.
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Male 1,586
Meh, I wouldn`t know about the timeline. I haven`t had an account in 2 years.
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Female 2,674
If this was just how it was, it`d be fine. But for some reason, it likes to load really strangely. So I`ll be reading something on the left and all of a sudden it jumps to the right and up and I have no idea why or how to stop it. It`s annoying as hell.
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Male 665
The easiest fix for me was to delete my facebook account about 8 months ago.
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Male 553
It`s really not that complicated...
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Male 514
Or you can use the extension, on chrome, called timeline remove. I only see the timeline on pages and not profiles.
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Male 6,737
Meh I like the new timeline.
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Male 72
Easy trick. Click the facebook logo, follow the main news feed and never see the timeline again.
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Male 950
agreed
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Male 21,025
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