How To Put Liquor In Sealed Water Bottles

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Misc

Why might you need this tutorial? Oh I don"t know--sporting events, concerts, amusement parks, and so on. Save this one.
There are 27 comments:
Male 5
Well I guess you advertised it to the whole world and someone you do not want to know, now knows the trick, so now all they have to do is ban the carry on of water....doh
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Male 3,475
Now for the oregano spice container filled with pot.
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Male 459
so.. then what? you sip on raw vodka all day?

I`m guessing this is aimed at the under 21`s. every cruise I`ve ever heard of is a floating booze fest anyway.
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Female 515
A lot of places actually do make sure that bottles are sealed. I`ve been to quite a few baseball games and had to throw away water that I had just opened.
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Female 546
um why not just have an empty water bottle that you fill up with vodka and then recap it. i used to do that at school all the time. what`s the point of resealing it completely? are the water bottle patrol going to be checking to make sure they aren`t open??
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Female 355
You can bring almost an entire bottle of booze on a cruise ship by carefully removing the cello-seal on a bottle of mouth wash, empty, rinse well and fill with vodka/white rum and add food coloring and reseal it with a lighter or a blowdryer
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Male 116
What we did when we went on a cruise was clean out an empty shampoo bottle really well and fill it with booze, that way you can sneak in stuff that isn`t clear.
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Male 1,084
not sure why you need the extra bottle just do the same thing with the sealed one. and how does this help getting into those events? Your either allowed to bring in outside food/beverage like water or your not allowed.
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Male 4,395
Bookmarked. Laughing at some of the squares on here.
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Male 261
I don`t know.

Why would they ask for your permission to open it? Wouldn`t you just simply say, "Nah."

So I think you definitely got the wrong riddle.

I call em like I see em.
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Male 1,239
[quote]If they ask "you" to open the bottle and smell it. Open the bottle and smell it.
You going to turn yourself in? "Yup, this is definitely not water... I can smell that."[/quote]

I`m going to try and keep this very simple. They ask you to open the bottle so THEY can smell it.
I know this might be hard to fathom at first, and I know Cory could have worded it better for the simple-minded but it wasn`t too hard to riddle out.
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Male 2,121
My version:
1) Open a bottle of water
2) Remove contents
3) Fill with vodka
4) Replace cap

Who the hell checks the seals?
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Male 187
@LemonTarte

No, they don`t want you to bring your own, they want you to buy their overpriced drinks.

@rachaldenise

I`m pretty sure they check your bags, just like at the airport.
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Female 27
OK I`ve never been on a cruise before so this might sound like a dumb question to those who have but do they go through your bags or something? How would they know if you just packed the bottles with your clothes?
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Female 1,441
Wait you can`t just sneak alcohol onto a cruise?
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Male 642
@leesah

Don`t mean to be rude but... Wtf are you talking about? How would that look the same as the original seal on the actual cap of the bottle?
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Male 261
If they ask "you" to open the bottle and smell it. Open the bottle and smell it.
You going to turn yourself in? "Yup, this is definitely not water... I can smell that."
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Male 11,740
@Corydora - They don`t ask, at least they never have with me. They don`t go to that much trouble, they`re still going to make a ton of money from the thousands of people who will fork out $8 a piece for the drinks.

I`m going on a couple more cruises this year, I think I`ll be taking some "water" with me.
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Male 1,048
*step one admitting you have a problem*
Step two. Drink anyways because that`s the only way to guarantee that remains your only problem haha
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Male 642
what happens when they ask you to open the bottle and smell it?
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Male 105
Leesah has the best answer, too bad I am bald and own no hair dryer. :(
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Male 7,123
Or just don`t have any truck with people who interfere with your damn drinking.
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Male 3,482
Bookmarked.
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Female 779
nice!!
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Female 1,566
Or you could just buy some plastic shrink wrap rings and re-seal the bottle for about .10 cents and a hair dryer.
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Male 3,612
step one admitting you have a problem
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Male 20,194
Link: How To Put Liquor In Sealed Water Bottles [Rate Link] - Why might you need this tutorial? Oh I don`t know--sporting events, concerts, amusement parks, and so on. Save this one.
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