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Date: 05/03/12 09:20 AM

27 Responses to How To Put Liquor In Sealed Water Bottles

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 9:22 am
    Link: How To Put Liquor In Sealed Water Bottles - Why might you need this tutorial? Oh I don`t know--sporting events, concerts, amusement parks, and so on. Save this one.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 9:29 am
    step one admitting you have a problem
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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 9:32 am
    Or you could just buy some plastic shrink wrap rings and re-seal the bottle for about .10 cents and a hair dryer.
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    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 9:34 am
    nice!!
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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 9:43 am
    Bookmarked.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6666 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 10:12 am
    Or just don`t have any truck with people who interfere with your damn drinking.
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    Yeahhhhhhhhh Male 18-29
    105 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 10:12 am
    Leesah has the best answer, too bad I am bald and own no hair dryer. :(
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    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 10:21 am
    what happens when they ask you to open the bottle and smell it?
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2012 at 10:22 am
    *step one admitting you have a problem*
    Step two. Drink anyways because that`s the only way to guarantee that remains your only problem haha
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 10:39 am
    @Corydora - They don`t ask, at least they never have with me. They don`t go to that much trouble, they`re still going to make a ton of money from the thousands of people who will fork out $8 a piece for the drinks.

    I`m going on a couple more cruises this year, I think I`ll be taking some "water" with me.
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 10:46 am
    If they ask "you" to open the bottle and smell it. Open the bottle and smell it.
    You going to turn yourself in? "Yup, this is definitely not water... I can smell that."
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    HI-haole Male 18-29
    576 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 10:52 am
    @leesah

    Don`t mean to be rude but... Wtf are you talking about? How would that look the same as the original seal on the actual cap of the bottle?
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    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 11:02 am
    Wait you can`t just sneak alcohol onto a cruise?
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    rachaldenise Female 18-29
    27 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 11:28 am
    OK I`ve never been on a cruise before so this might sound like a dumb question to those who have but do they go through your bags or something? How would they know if you just packed the bottles with your clothes?
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    avalon Male 18-29
    187 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 11:34 am
    @LemonTarte

    No, they don`t want you to bring your own, they want you to buy their overpriced drinks.

    @rachaldenise

    I`m pretty sure they check your bags, just like at the airport.
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 12:33 pm
    My version:
    1) Open a bottle of water
    2) Remove contents
    3) Fill with vodka
    4) Replace cap

    Who the hell checks the seals?
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 1:16 pm
    If they ask "you" to open the bottle and smell it. Open the bottle and smell it.
    You going to turn yourself in? "Yup, this is definitely not water... I can smell that."

    I`m going to try and keep this very simple. They ask you to open the bottle so THEY can smell it.
    I know this might be hard to fathom at first, and I know Cory could have worded it better for the simple-minded but it wasn`t too hard to riddle out.
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 1:36 pm
    I don`t know.

    Why would they ask for your permission to open it? Wouldn`t you just simply say, "Nah."

    So I think you definitely got the wrong riddle.

    I call em like I see em.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3876 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 3:01 pm
    Bookmarked. Laughing at some of the squares on here.
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    uatme Male 18-29
    1068 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 3:13 pm
    not sure why you need the extra bottle just do the same thing with the sealed one. and how does this help getting into those events? Your either allowed to bring in outside food/beverage like water or your not allowed.
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    xfactormunky Male 18-29
    116 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 3:46 pm
    What we did when we went on a cruise was clean out an empty shampoo bottle really well and fill it with booze, that way you can sneak in stuff that isn`t clear.
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    PinkHomicide Female 18-29
    355 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 3:54 pm
    You can bring almost an entire bottle of booze on a cruise ship by carefully removing the cello-seal on a bottle of mouth wash, empty, rinse well and fill with vodka/white rum and add food coloring and reseal it with a lighter or a blowdryer
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    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 6:14 pm
    um why not just have an empty water bottle that you fill up with vodka and then recap it. i used to do that at school all the time. what`s the point of resealing it completely? are the water bottle patrol going to be checking to make sure they aren`t open??
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    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
    515 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 7:02 pm
    A lot of places actually do make sure that bottles are sealed. I`ve been to quite a few baseball games and had to throw away water that I had just opened.
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    SpermNinja81 Male 30-39
    459 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 7:35 pm
    so.. then what? you sip on raw vodka all day?

    I`m guessing this is aimed at the under 21`s. every cruise I`ve ever heard of is a floating booze fest anyway.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 12:08 am
    Now for the oregano spice container filled with pot.
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    MICASS Male 60-69
    5 posts
    May 4, 2012 at 6:33 am
    Well I guess you advertised it to the whole world and someone you do not want to know, now knows the trick, so now all they have to do is ban the carry on of water....doh

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