Hey, I Just Met You: The Business Card [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Funny

If this business card gets David laid, he"s a genius. If not, he"s King Creeper.
There are 41 comments:
Male 4,891
I bet this guy has boxes of these printed up. Going for the "ask enuf women, eventually I`ll score" approch.
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Male 5,413
What if they don`t have a phone!?
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Female 685
Yeah judging from his timeline cover he`s not having too much trouble with the ladies. And he`s better looking than Fancy. Jealous much, fatboy?
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Male 6,227
So wait, Wendypants--you mean you`d call? (Just curious.)
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Male 3,631
They never call.
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Male 4
That line is from a song. Just in case yall didnt know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic&ob=av2n
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Female 2,415
That is pure genius; well done David.
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Female 1
FYI folks, David is not a creeper. His friend made those cards for him as a bday present. So hush with all the indignation over his sleaziness. Kthxby.
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Female 3,726
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Male 14,331
Oh look a guido douchebag that`s new......
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Male 2,688
*watches as IAB fries the guy`s phone with callspamming*
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Male 417
I feel that poor David will need to change his number after this
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Male 2,619
Dickbag.
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Male 1,737
Creepy, cause he clearly made more than one, which means to me that he is single enough to need more than one.
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Male 237
Douchebag!
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Male 771
somebody call it and see if its real
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Male 2,988
@indisguise: Thanks for the info! I was creeped out for a second because I actually had a girl leave me her number the other day and it has that same exact line! Makes much more sense now I know that girl and this guy with the card got it from the same song.
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Male 6,227
@Indisguise: Oh! Well, that makes the card a little bit more clever. Thanks. =^.^=
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Male 39,543

Nope.
If he`s a dog picking so many women he has to have business cards printed, you might think he`s insincere.

Douchebag
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Female 267
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Male 6,227
~hands a card to Carmium, with a wink~
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Female 6,381
Foisting a card on a woman (especially one who`s out of your league) because you`re too embarrassed to introduce yourself/make a play won`t get you a lot of phone calls.
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Male 1,810
Either confident, funny, or pushy, depending on context. Creepy? Not really, imo...
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Male 6,227
@HolyGod: Issa song? Please explain.

Signed,
Curious Squirrel
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Female 142
Sadly he`s not the only guy doing this
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Male 9,498
You guys know this is a song right?
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Female 4,359
lol, good use of rubbish song
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Male 15,832
I had a bunch of cards that said, "If you want to have sex, smile. If not, just tear up this card."

The card was made of Tyvek.
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Male 6,227
@Wake-n-bake: I agree that simply giving out one`s number isn`t creepy. And if this guy had made cards that simply had his name, number, and Facebook page on it--a card that wouldn`t be inappropriate to give to a friend--it wouldn`t be an issue. It`s the "Hey, baby" tone of this card, along with the fact that he`s probably had 500 or more of them made, that`s the turnoff. My 2 cents...
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Male 663
I think it`s clever, it`s not like giving out your number makes you a whore
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Male 6,227
@Patticakes: +1. In the interest of full disclosure, his ID line beneath his name should read "The guy who attempts to pick up so many women, he needs business cards."
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Male 40,291
MEH! It could be much better...
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Female 465
The guy comes on to so many women he had to have a card made? That`s a really dumb ass thing to do. That`s like advertising that you`re a petri dish. Yuck!
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Male 1,793
nice...
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Male 1,084
creepy hand is creepy
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Male 15,180
"I would say no immediately, because I have never seen an order for business cards less than 50. So he has more he can pass out and probably has."

It`s a numbers game.
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Male 2,841
Dem crazy italians...
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Male 1,754
Creative. Too bad his number and facebook are totally on blast now though lol
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Male 341
I would say no immediately, because I have never seen an order for business cards less than 50. So he has more he can pass out and probably has.
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Male 1,449
LOL
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Male 20,825
Link: Hey, I Just Met You: The Business Card [Pic] [Rate Link] - If this business card gets David laid, he`s a genius. If not, he`s King Creeper.
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