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Date: 05/20/12 05:23 PM

41 Responses to Hey, I Just Met You: The Business Card [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18939 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 5:24 pm
    Link: Hey, I Just Met You: The Business Card - If this business card gets David laid, he`s a genius. If not, he`s King Creeper.
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    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 5:30 pm
    LOL
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    denmarkcm Male 18-29
    341 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 5:38 pm
    I would say no immediately, because I have never seen an order for business cards less than 50. So he has more he can pass out and probably has.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 5:39 pm
    Creative. Too bad his number and facebook are totally on blast now though lol
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 5:44 pm
    Dem crazy italians...
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14653 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 5:52 pm
    "I would say no immediately, because I have never seen an order for business cards less than 50. So he has more he can pass out and probably has."

    It`s a numbers game.
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    uatme Male 18-29
    1074 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 6:11 pm
    creepy hand is creepy
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 6:14 pm
    nice...
  9. Profile photo of patticakes
    patticakes Female 18-29
    463 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 6:40 pm
    The guy comes on to so many women he had to have a card made? That`s a really dumb ass thing to do. That`s like advertising that you`re a petri dish. Yuck!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33124 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 7:15 pm
    MEH! It could be much better...
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 7:52 pm
    @Patticakes: +1. In the interest of full disclosure, his ID line beneath his name should read "The guy who attempts to pick up so many women, he needs business cards."
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    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 8:04 pm
    I think it`s clever, it`s not like giving out your number makes you a whore
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 8:11 pm
    @Wake-n-bake: I agree that simply giving out one`s number isn`t creepy. And if this guy had made cards that simply had his name, number, and Facebook page on it--a card that wouldn`t be inappropriate to give to a friend--it wouldn`t be an issue. It`s the "Hey, baby" tone of this card, along with the fact that he`s probably had 500 or more of them made, that`s the turnoff. My 2 cents...
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 8:30 pm
    I had a bunch of cards that said, "If you want to have sex, smile. If not, just tear up this card."

    The card was made of Tyvek.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 8:33 pm
    lol, good use of rubbish song
  16. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6909 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 8:37 pm
    You guys know this is a song right?
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    yeayeayea23 Female 18-29
    142 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 8:51 pm
    Sadly he`s not the only guy doing this
  18. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 9:04 pm
    @HolyGod: Issa song? Please explain.

    Signed,
    Curious Squirrel
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 9:07 pm
    Either confident, funny, or pushy, depending on context. Creepy? Not really, imo...
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 9:40 pm
    Foisting a card on a woman (especially one who`s out of your league) because you`re too embarrassed to introduce yourself/make a play won`t get you a lot of phone calls.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 9:46 pm
    ~hands a card to Carmium, with a wink~
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    indisguise Female 40-49
    267 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 9:57 pm
    @ Squrlz: >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRsm...

    apparently so...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    Nope.
    If he`s a dog picking so many women he has to have business cards printed, you might think he`s insincere.

    Douchebag
  24. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 10:14 pm
    @Indisguise: Oh! Well, that makes the card a little bit more clever. Thanks. =^.^=
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 10:47 pm
    @indisguise: Thanks for the info! I was creeped out for a second because I actually had a girl leave me her number the other day and it has that same exact line! Makes much more sense now I know that girl and this guy with the card got it from the same song.
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    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 12:34 am
    somebody call it and see if its real
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    youlikeicecr Male 30-39
    237 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 1:36 am
    Douchebag!
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 5:10 am
    Creepy, cause he clearly made more than one, which means to me that he is single enough to need more than one.
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 6:12 am
    Dickbag.
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    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 6:22 am
    I feel that poor David will need to change his number after this
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 6:42 am
    *watches as IAB fries the guy`s phone with callspamming*
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 7:54 am
    Oh look a guido douchebag that`s new......
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 9:59 am
    Okay, who`s going to let him know he`s famous now?

    Anyone called yet?
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    ekay Female 18-29
    1 post
    May 21, 2012 at 2:16 pm
    FYI folks, David is not a creeper. His friend made those cards for him as a bday present. So hush with all the indignation over his sleaziness. Kthxby.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 2:46 pm
    That is pure genius; well done David.
  36. Profile photo of icanhazlove
    icanhazlove Male 18-29
    4 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 3:25 pm
    That line is from a song. Just in case yall didnt know.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic&ob=av2n
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 7:26 pm
    They never call.
  38. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 7:36 pm
    So wait, Wendypants--you mean you`d call? (Just curious.)
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    blackcatseye Female 30-39
    685 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 2:55 am
    Yeah judging from his timeline cover he`s not having too much trouble with the ladies. And he`s better looking than Fancy. Jealous much, fatboy?
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 10:03 am
    What if they don`t have a phone!?
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    May 22, 2012 at 2:45 pm
    I bet this guy has boxes of these printed up. Going for the "ask enuf women, eventually I`ll score" approch.

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