Happy 26th Birthday, Megan Fox [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Misc

As vapid as you are, I-A-B loves you--kooky toe thumbs and all.
Credits: TOE THUMBS!
There are 29 comments:
Male 2,737
ew. toe thumbs.
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Male 1,237
Stop playa hating gerry
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Male 2,100
Many of you have lost your mind. She puts the "ho" in "hot".
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Male 3,619
@JannatheGrea
its..... not?

i didnt notice until i saw your comment. i agree it is not too pretty, but it doesnt affect too much of the overall effect tbh.

though megan fox is kind of over rated =P
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Male 15,832
I`d hit it.
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Female 3,562
Apparently her makeup is extremely waterproof.
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Female 149
o_O Don`t understand how someone could think ribs poking out is hot.
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Female 1,324
@draculya
judging by the amount of adults I saw that looked like teens/kids, I`d say that ratio is about right >> either way she`s pretty but meh.
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Male 15,187
She looks at least 34; half way to Demi Moore. I guess Caucasian years are like 2 Asian years.
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Male 39,602

[quote]"No really Gerry. Honest. I mean, does Zac Efron do it for you? Or Cruise? Or Bradley Cooper? Or Scott Brown? :)" [/quote]
Hey! I `m a man! Therefore I am a dog, just like any straight dog.... errr, I mean straight man.

Taken in order...
Zac Efron - I felt like a total perv for enjoying him so much, but he`s just so damn PRETTY!
Tom Cruise - he`s old now, doesn`t count.
Bradley Cooper - HELL YES!
Scott Brown - US Senator? Yeah, he`s totally hot! He posed in Cosmo
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Male 1,048
Oh how I wish I could thrust my young body upon her`s and flop around like a fish out of water on top of her. I bet she would love an in betweeners style loving :)
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Male 1,586
@gerry I don`t know that I`d cream prematurely but I can guarantee it wouldn`t last long and I`d be the only one happy after.
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Male 1,803
No really Gerry. Honest. I mean, does Zac Efron do it for you? Or Cruise? Or Bradley Cooper? Or Scott Brown? :)

I just don`t find her attractive. Even when she`s wearing a push up bra in transformers. Not even her tits could rescue transformers 2.
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Male 926
Amen Gerry....and yes I would, I don`t even need to critique.
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Male 39,602

What a bunch of bull $hit.
"I don`t like her" "She`s not that hot" "her boob are weird"
B U L L $ H I T

What bravado! If any of you even had the remotest slim chance with her {or Emma Watson or Sandra Bullock or any of the others you`ve negatively critiqued} you`d cream you shorts prematurely.

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Male 2,841
Thar be some funky boobies.
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Male 5,811
Ho-bag. Oh, and toe-thumbs...ewwww. Couple that with a personality that`s as deep as a puddle and you have the basics of Megan Fox.

[quote]She is reeeeally not that good looking. Creepy thumbs, awkward boobs, very often too orange, plus she`s a classless b!tch! You think about her to get off but you`d never dream of introducing her to your parents.[/quote]
I agree with all of this except the getting off part; I couldn`t fap to her if I tried.
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Male 1,832
Huh. She was weird boobs.
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Male 6,737
Nah. Too artificial looking for me.
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Female 1,566
She is reeeeally not that good looking. Creepy thumbs, awkward boobs, very often too orange, plus she`s a classless b!tch! You think about her to get off but you`d never dream of introducing her to your parents.
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Male 1,803
She doesn`t do it for me. Gimme Kirsten Dunst or Reese Witherspoon any day. Prettier and they can act too.
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Male 1,237
As pretty as she might be, those tits are f`in weird man. Her bellybutton kind of looks like an arsehole too
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Male 7,378
I`m no psychic but I see porn in her future. Sadly for her it will be when everyone has lost interest.
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Male 39,602
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Male 2,419
She transforms me into a lightswitch, her body turns me on, but her face turns me of.
hey wait, maybe that`s why she has that monroe tat?
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Male 204
Holy crap, when did Holocaust victims become sexy?
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Male 1,793
I love her too.... Happy Birthday sweetie...
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Male 625
No thanks.
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Male 20,828
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