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Date: 05/16/12 10:22 AM

30 Responses to Happy 26th Birthday, Megan Fox [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 10:48 am
    Link: Happy 26th Birthday, Megan Fox - As vapid as you are, I-A-B loves you--kooky toe thumbs and all.
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    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 10:53 am
    No thanks.
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 11:02 am
    I love her too.... Happy Birthday sweetie...
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    NightHack Male 18-29
    204 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 11:19 am
    Holy crap, when did Holocaust victims become sexy?
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 11:30 am
    She transforms me into a lightswitch, her body turns me on, but her face turns me of.
    hey wait, maybe that`s why she has that monroe tat?
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2348 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 11:30 am
    She should put some advertising between her bewbs. There`s enough room and she`s stupid enough. Maybe Bud Light or an Apple ad. Something that`s as popular, irrelevant and destined to be forgotten like her.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 11:57 am
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 12:00 pm
    I`m no psychic but I see porn in her future. Sadly for her it will be when everyone has lost interest.
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    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 12:01 pm
    As pretty as she might be, those tits are f`in weird man. Her bellybutton kind of looks like an arsehole too
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 12:04 pm
    She doesn`t do it for me. Gimme Kirsten Dunst or Reese Witherspoon any day. Prettier and they can act too.
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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 12:05 pm
    She is reeeeally not that good looking. Creepy thumbs, awkward boobs, very often too orange, plus she`s a classless b!tch! You think about her to get off but you`d never dream of introducing her to your parents.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 12:17 pm
    Nah. Too artificial looking for me.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 12:27 pm
    Huh. She was weird boobs.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 12:33 pm
    Ho-bag. Oh, and toe-thumbs...ewwww. Couple that with a personality that`s as deep as a puddle and you have the basics of Megan Fox.

    She is reeeeally not that good looking. Creepy thumbs, awkward boobs, very often too orange, plus she`s a classless b!tch! You think about her to get off but you`d never dream of introducing her to your parents.
    I agree with all of this except the getting off part; I couldn`t fap to her if I tried.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 1:00 pm
    Thar be some funky boobies.
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    What a bunch of bull $hit.
    "I don`t like her" "She`s not that hot" "her boob are weird"
    B U L L $ H I T

    What bravado! If any of you even had the remotest slim chance with her {or Emma Watson or Sandra Bullock or any of the others you`ve negatively critiqued} you`d cream you shorts prematurely.

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    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 1:48 pm
    Amen Gerry....and yes I would, I don`t even need to critique.
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 3:00 pm
    No really Gerry. Honest. I mean, does Zac Efron do it for you? Or Cruise? Or Bradley Cooper? Or Scott Brown? :)

    I just don`t find her attractive. Even when she`s wearing a push up bra in transformers. Not even her tits could rescue transformers 2.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 3:24 pm
    @gerry I don`t know that I`d cream prematurely but I can guarantee it wouldn`t last long and I`d be the only one happy after.
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 3:28 pm
    Oh how I wish I could thrust my young body upon her`s and flop around like a fish out of water on top of her. I bet she would love an in betweeners style loving :)
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 5:42 pm

    "No really Gerry. Honest. I mean, does Zac Efron do it for you? Or Cruise? Or Bradley Cooper? Or Scott Brown? :)"
    Hey! I `m a man! Therefore I am a dog, just like any straight dog.... errr, I mean straight man.

    Taken in order...
    Zac Efron - I felt like a total perv for enjoying him so much, but he`s just so damn PRETTY!
    Tom Cruise - he`s old now, doesn`t count.
    Bradley Cooper - HELL YES!
    Scott Brown - US Senator? Yeah, he`s totally hot! He posed in Cosmo
  22. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 5:46 pm
    She looks at least 34; half way to Demi Moore. I guess Caucasian years are like 2 Asian years.
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 6:43 pm
    @draculya
    judging by the amount of adults I saw that looked like teens/kids, I`d say that ratio is about right >> either way she`s pretty but meh.
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    JannatheGrea Female 18-29
    149 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 7:22 pm
    o_O Don`t understand how someone could think ribs poking out is hot.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 7:52 pm
    Apparently her makeup is extremely waterproof.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 10:52 pm
    I`d hit it.
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 2:52 am
    @JannatheGrea
    its..... not?

    i didnt notice until i saw your comment. i agree it is not too pretty, but it doesnt affect too much of the overall effect tbh.

    though megan fox is kind of over rated =P
  28. Profile photo of chicagojay
    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 7:11 am
    Many of you have lost your mind. She puts the "ho" in "hot".
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    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 10:03 am
    Stop playa hating gerry
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 10:51 am
    ew. toe thumbs.

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