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Date: 05/18/12 01:16 PM

51 Responses to Give Desmond A Break, America [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:18 pm
    Link: Give Desmond A Break, America - You expect someone with his responsibilities to constantly keep his head above water?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:24 pm
    We should`ve put his head underwater for about 10 minutes a long time ago.
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    Doiknowyou Male 30-39
    999 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:25 pm
    Someone needs to know how to pull out
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    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:25 pm
    This is where I live. Good job, Tennessee.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:30 pm

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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:32 pm
    Superspunk
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:32 pm
    lol, i was just reading this article and thinking i should submit it, this guy should be neutered.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2374 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:32 pm
    A break from child support?

    Only after he takes a break from knocking up hos.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:41 pm
    they could just uhm... snip his baby juice factory...
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:41 pm
    he may as well keep making em, its not going to cost him any more
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    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:48 pm
    Wait, this is a joke, right? This has got to be fake; no one can be this f*cking stupid. This is the kind of stupidity I thought we only heard about in fairy tales. Seriously, 30 kids? I hereby give a court order that every woman who has had a child by this man give him one swift kick to the balls; no protection, full force. Since this s#it stain doesn`t know what a condom is, at least maybe he`ll be sterile after the "sentence".
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    unclelar Male 50-59
    119 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:51 pm
    Dumb a** monkey probably has no idea what is causing it.
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:52 pm
    sigh... At what point do you think to yourself, I`ve got 15 kids already, and I can barely afford child support. The solution: More f*cking kids.
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:57 pm
    @unclear: Could you be a bigger racist?
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:59 pm
    Babies evvveeerryyywhere!!!
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    gherwrull Male 30-39
    28 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 2:24 pm
    Survival of the fittest
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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 2:24 pm
    :\
    Gross.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 2:27 pm
    And black - what a surprise!
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    faustsshadow Male 30-39
    442 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 2:37 pm
    They can only take up to half of us paycheck - divided 30 ways or so. Keep in mind as well that there are a dozen or so women who share in that responsibility.

    How come they don`t insist on a condom or use birth control?

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    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 2:48 pm
    Occupy Uterus!

    Fits the profile.
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 3:03 pm
    Snip the Vas for christ`s sake!
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    xoxnameless Female 18-29
    208 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 3:05 pm
    Yep, and still trying to cut birth control services and family planning. Way to go USA.
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    jkfld Male 30-39
    138 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 3:08 pm
    Hopefully RISUG will be proven safe and made available soon. Not that this guy would necessarily use it, but I bet a lot of guys who hate condoms would.
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 3:22 pm
    I don`t know why you guys are giving this man a hard time. He`s clearly just performing a social experiment, one he is quite clearly winning.

    Really though, the two oldest kids should be receiving child support, the other 28, the woman knew what she was getting into, her mistake.
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 3:23 pm
    OK, I REALLY have to hold the mothers pretty much entirely accountable on this one. Maybe next time they`ll think twice before they spread their vaj.
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 3:23 pm
    "Yep, and still trying to cut birth control services and family planning. Way to go USA."

    This guy`s stupidity transcends any govt services, but go ahead and blame the USA if it gets you off, silly lemming.
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    McDuff73 Male 30-39
    870 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 3:51 pm
    "Yep, and still trying to cut birth control services and family planning. Way to go USA."

    This guy`s stupidity transcends any govt services, but go ahead and blame the USA if it gets you off, silly lemming.

    The point being if people were better informed they might not father 30 kids but you bible bashers dont like people being informed of contraceptives do you!?
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    Golden1 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 3:57 pm
    Court ordered vasectomy.
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    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 4:10 pm
    McDuff, most of us are atheists or non-traditional Catholics meaning we have safe sex regularly.

    To be honest, I`m pretty sure this is just an irresponsible black person thing. Or a Mexican thing. I don`t know. Pick a race out of a hat.
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    Monosandalos Male 30-39
    288 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 4:26 pm
    Successful procreator is successful.
    Darwin would be proud.
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 4:30 pm
    The women are just as much to blame.
    1. They obviously continued to drat him.
    2. At what point does someone telling you they have 26 kids already not clue you in on the person`s lifestyle?
    3. He toot it and boot it.
    4. Figure he makes maybe $300 a week, nice to know us tax payers are taking care of 11 mothers on welfare and 1 father on welfare.
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 4:45 pm
    "The point being if people were better informed they might not father 30 kids but you bible bashers dont like people being informed of contraceptives do you!? "

    HAHAHAHA, thank you! you have reached lemming level 2!
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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 4:54 pm
    "Successful procreator is successful."

    A successful reproducer passes down genes beneficial to the species` survival, not stupidity.
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 4:56 pm
    OK the giggles have subsided, actually, in a way I am a bible basher, because I think its a work of fiction even though I don`t go around badmouthing it too much. But I don`t think that`s what you meant when you called me that. So please, enlighten me as to how you came up with that ridiculous statement.
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    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 5:00 pm
    i am trying to figure out how anyone can blame this on church teachings? i will bet everyone here that the man in this article has never been inside a church; so he probably never heard a single thing ever taught by the church at all.

    so this is all on his head alone.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3886 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 5:37 pm
    they should make him unable to reproduce. and don`t bother with chemical castration, just make him look like an afro-american ken doll.

    its just a damn shame that`s against the law.
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    godthaab Male 18-29
    220 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 6:45 pm
    Yea, $1.49 a month goes a long way. Multiply that x 30. Wow!
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6273 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 7:28 pm
    xoxnameless-"still trying to cut birth control services and family planning."

    Birth control costs cents, and `planning` is not exactly practiced in some areas.

    SOME. PEOPLE. JUST. DON`T. CARE. Do you not understand that point?

    And I`m pretty tired of supporting his git.

    McDuff73-"if people were better informed they might not father 30 kids "

    Do you SERIOUSLY think he doesn`t know what causes pregnancy? HE. JUST. DOES. NOT. CARE. He`s not going to be held responsible, so why should he?

    Typical idiot response: Just throw more money at it.

    Every day, we are getting closer and closer to this:

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    geckohead Female 50-59
    591 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 8:01 pm
    He needs to be neutered. He should NOT be ALLOWED to propagate any more. Stupid, stupid women. Ignorant, ignorant "man".
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    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 8:36 pm
    What an idiot.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14656 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 1:55 am
    King Hyperion: "A man`s seed could be his most brutal weapon for generations. Your people will stare into the eyes of their sons and they will see my likeness. I will be remembered in every glance, every smile, ever tear that is shed for eternity."
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    Chickenthief Male 40-49
    84 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 2:22 am
    Dumb and Dumber!

    Last i checked it takes 2 to make a baby, so the umpteen women could spend their $1.49 on condoms.
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    notorious98 Male 30-39
    151 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 6:36 am
    @Chickenthief

    Condoms cost more than that. :P
  44. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 7:23 am
    This is why I support abortion. Let`s start with his mom.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 7:36 am
    Some of these women had 3-4 babies with him, FULL WELL KNOWING he had 20 other chikdren and 8 other baby-mommas.
    They are idiots and deserve what they get.

    The children don`t deserve it though, they should have been take by Child & Family Services if the mother `cannot support` them and the sperm-donor has no money either.
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    CDarling Female 18-29
    129 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 7:55 am
    Cut his penis off!
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    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 9:28 am
    @5Cats They should be taken away by a government agency and put into a government program using tax payers money? Noted.
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    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 9:36 am
    I will give him a break, how about a 50% off coupon for a vasectomy?
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    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 9:39 am
    also, he could make a video with the Octomom and just pay his own dam child support
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 9:51 am
    ....or he could keep his dick in his pants or be smart enough to use condoms!!! Dumbass deserves what he gets for stupid actions.
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6273 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 6:55 pm
    Mad_Gremlyn-"They should be taken away by a government agency and put into a government program using tax payers money?"

    You don`t think that every one of those children are already being taken care of via tax payers money? For very little to no return on the investment as they will just be raised to suck off of the guv`mint tit in their own time.

    Those momma`s get paid more for each child they have.

    Take away the children, and take away the incentive.

    Works for me.

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