Gas Station Double Fail

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Misc

Why on earth would you look in the gas tank with a lighter? The rest will go down in herp derp history.
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Male 25,416
So didnt expect the second fail tho... wow
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Male 2,675
I don`t know what was funnier: a guy looking in his gas tank with a match or the attendants extinguisher skills. :D
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Male 1,008
"As my auto-shop teacher would always say after a incident with a welder and a gas tank "Remember kids, gasoline is still flamable.""

How many incidents where there??
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Male 423
As my auto-shop teacher would always say after a incident with a welder and a gas tank "Remember kids, gasoline is still flamable."
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Male 1,803
I was expecting the station to blow up, not that to blow up...
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Male 1,803
I was expecting the station to blow up, not that to blow up...
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Male 5,626
Later...
GF: "WTH happened to you?"
Dude: "Gas station fire."
GF: "But you look like you been whipped with a hose!"
Dude: "Uh-huh."
GF: "And last time, there were tire tracks on your jacket!"
Dude: "*sigh..."
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Male 5,811
And the Darwin Award goes to...
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Male 2,700
"only in `merca but clip looked european, prolly faked cause nothin blowed up an gasoline be pretty volatile . . . Y`all know what I mean . . . "

Ohhhh look, someone trying to hop on the meme bandwagon. So sad when no one helps you up isnt it.

Oh uhhh, I do believe a bunch of fools died not too long ago from smoking a cigarette while stealing oil from a overturned truck, OUTSIDE of America.....So try again, jackass.
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Male 688
Oh, Russia we love you.
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Male 500
@Holdstock: Or any other country of the eastern post-soviet block. Could be Czech Republic, Slovakia, Poland, Hungary, Ukraine, Belarus, Romania, Bulgaria, etc.

The license plates are illegible, but the design points to EU (the left side of the LP is blue, which is typical for EU license plates. It`s where the country of origin is marked), so...
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Male 1,569
at least the fire was out
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Male 2,344
it`s snowing!
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Male 1
That`s Russia - license plate + old Lada driving into the gas station.
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Female 6,381
Snowy, long narrow license plate, left side steering wheel, at least one tall guy. I say mid to northern Europe.
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Male 41,079
I`m seeing a long number on that liscence plate = Europe, or at least NOT America or Canada.

The attendent was horrible with the extinguisher! What a tool! I pumped gas for 3 years and while I never saw a fire, I KNEW what to do, and that wasn`t it!

LOLZ tha comments, I :heart: y`all!
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Male 1,008
"only in `merca but clip looked european, prolly faked cause nothin blowed up an gasoline be pretty volatile . . . Y`all know what I mean . . . "

nope

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Male 766
only in `merca but clip looked european, prolly faked cause nothin blowed up an gasoline be pretty volatile . . . Y`all know what I mean . . .
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Male 15,832
The fire extinguisher looked more dangerous than the fire.
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Male 1,625
seriously, why didn`t the guy drive off? he clearly knew something was wrong when he pulled his kid out
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Female 280
What in the hell just happened?!?
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Male 904
When you`re on fire you are never supposed to take the nozzle out. You just keep on pumping, then run like hell.
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Male 4,431
In Soviet Russia we fight fire with huge plumes of fire-retardant powder. And then emerge from the plume, extinguishing hose in hand, like a freakin` boss. In Soviet Russia.
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Male 1,008
oh, and "pump fire" doesn`t matter, fx`s have classes, different types for; wood, electrical, oil/grease and such, but the technique is the same across the board.

1 pull safety pin
2 point nozzle at base of fire
3 depress handle
4 sweep side to side until fire is extinguished

this guy got step 2&3 backwards
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Male 1,008
@yusuksomuch
That`s how a the fire extinguisher works for any find of a pump fire.

oh the fire extinguisher worked, the operator`s technique was awful, instead of a concentrated focused spray he let go of the nozzle when he compressed the lever and it shot out everywhere, that is not how it is supposed to happen, he either never had or didn`t pay attention to his training.
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Male 621
It`s like a cavalcade of retards.

Retard #1: Uses a lighter to check why the nozzle isn`t going into the gas tank. Sets own car on fire.

Retard #2: Sees car next to his is on fire. Gets child out and... stands nearby. As though that would save them if the pumps exploded!?!?

Retard #3: Sees car on fire at gas station. Takes forever to get out extinguisher. Finally gets it out and makes the extinguisher practically explode.

Nice work guys. I hear the Keystone cops are looking for openings, you guys should apply.
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Male 244
handy extinguisher work there, buddy
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Male 500
I meant reaction.
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Male 500
Also, price of gas station attendant: priceless. Laughing hard in the middle of the night.
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Male 646
@yusuksomuch
That`s how a the fire extinguisher works for any find of a pump fire.

@jendrian
Diesel fuel does not ignite by the fumes like regular gasoline does. That`s why you need a different engine to run diesel fuel that causes it to become hot enough to create combustion. That story is bogus.
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Male 500
@yusuksomuch: I suspect eastern Europe or possibly Russia. The cars in this video are a Skoda and a Lada, both widespread in the countries of the former soviet union.
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Female 72
this is why i have no faith in humanity.
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Male 2,516
might`ve been this guy, but I`m not sure, the source story (kansas.com) doesn`t seem to be hosting it anymore and there are no pictures of anything.

On the other hand, the description matches almost exactly.
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Male 41,079
Must be sure it`s full right to the tippy-top...
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Male 2,700
HAHAHAH....LOL, this made me laugh out loud....
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Male 2,669
I used to be surprised by actions such as this.

Now, I`m just surprised that the guy actually managed to light a match, or successfully operate a lighter. People are dumbing down at a truly alarming rate.
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Male 182
He should now be allowed to drive. Period.
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Male 1,008
Fire extinguisher use was not part of the attendants training I see. can anyone tell where that license plate is from?
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Male 6,737
Imbeciles.
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Male 528
HAH
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Male 1,284

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Female 8,043
Link: Gas Station Double Fail [Rate Link] - Why on earth would you look in the gas tank with a lighter? The rest will go down in herp derp history.
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