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Date: 05/17/12 02:30 PM

44 Responses to Gas Station Double Fail

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 10:27 am
    Link: Gas Station Double Fail - Why on earth would you look in the gas tank with a lighter? The rest will go down in herp derp history.
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    Crabes Male 30-39
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    May 17, 2012 at 2:36 pm

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    funnehkitteh Male 18-29
    528 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 2:37 pm
    HAH
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    May 17, 2012 at 2:39 pm
    Imbeciles.
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 2:40 pm
    Fire extinguisher use was not part of the attendants training I see. can anyone tell where that license plate is from?
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    KungFuGuy Male 18-29
    182 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 2:41 pm
    He should now be allowed to drive. Period.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2209 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 2:42 pm
    I used to be surprised by actions such as this.

    Now, I`m just surprised that the guy actually managed to light a match, or successfully operate a lighter. People are dumbing down at a truly alarming rate.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 2:45 pm
    HAHAHAH....LOL, this made me laugh out loud....
  9. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31780 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 2:52 pm
    Must be sure it`s full right to the tippy-top...
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 3:01 pm
    might`ve been this guy, but I`m not sure, the source story (kansas.com) doesn`t seem to be hosting it anymore and there are no pictures of anything.

    On the other hand, the description matches almost exactly.
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    tinaha Female 18-29
    72 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 3:57 pm
    this is why i have no faith in humanity.
  12. Profile photo of TheOrigin
    TheOrigin Male 18-29
    500 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 4:19 pm
    @yusuksomuch: I suspect eastern Europe or possibly Russia. The cars in this video are a Skoda and a Lada, both widespread in the countries of the former soviet union.
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    HI-haole Male 18-29
    576 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 4:19 pm
    @yusuksomuch
    That`s how a the fire extinguisher works for any find of a pump fire.

    @jendrian
    Diesel fuel does not ignite by the fumes like regular gasoline does. That`s why you need a different engine to run diesel fuel that causes it to become hot enough to create combustion. That story is bogus.
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    TheOrigin Male 18-29
    500 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 4:22 pm
    Also, price of gas station attendant: priceless. Laughing hard in the middle of the night.
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    TheOrigin Male 18-29
    500 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 4:22 pm
    I meant reaction.
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    bentley22 Male 30-39
    244 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 4:30 pm
    handy extinguisher work there, buddy
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    HiEv Male 40-49
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    May 17, 2012 at 4:39 pm
    It`s like a cavalcade of retards.

    Retard #1: Uses a lighter to check why the nozzle isn`t going into the gas tank. Sets own car on fire.

    Retard #2: Sees car next to his is on fire. Gets child out and... stands nearby. As though that would save them if the pumps exploded!?!?

    Retard #3: Sees car on fire at gas station. Takes forever to get out extinguisher. Finally gets it out and makes the extinguisher practically explode.

    Nice work guys. I hear the Keystone cops are looking for openings, you guys should apply.
  18. Profile photo of yusuksomuch
    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 4:48 pm
    @yusuksomuch
    That`s how a the fire extinguisher works for any find of a pump fire.

    oh the fire extinguisher worked, the operator`s technique was awful, instead of a concentrated focused spray he let go of the nozzle when he compressed the lever and it shot out everywhere, that is not how it is supposed to happen, he either never had or didn`t pay attention to his training.
  19. Profile photo of yusuksomuch
    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 4:52 pm
    oh, and "pump fire" doesn`t matter, fx`s have classes, different types for; wood, electrical, oil/grease and such, but the technique is the same across the board.

    1 pull safety pin
    2 point nozzle at base of fire
    3 depress handle
    4 sweep side to side until fire is extinguished

    this guy got step 2&3 backwards
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 5:11 pm
    In Soviet Russia we fight fire with huge plumes of fire-retardant powder. And then emerge from the plume, extinguishing hose in hand, like a freakin` boss. In Soviet Russia.
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    drips Male 30-39
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    May 17, 2012 at 6:32 pm
    When you`re on fire you are never supposed to take the nozzle out. You just keep on pumping, then run like hell.
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    hauswyfe Female 30-39
    280 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 7:19 pm
    What in the hell just happened?!?
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 7:22 pm
    seriously, why didn`t the guy drive off? he clearly knew something was wrong when he pulled his kid out
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 8:20 pm
    The fire extinguisher looked more dangerous than the fire.
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    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 8:22 pm
    only in `merca but clip looked european, prolly faked cause nothin blowed up an gasoline be pretty volatile . . . Y`all know what I mean . . .
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 8:34 pm
    "only in `merca but clip looked european, prolly faked cause nothin blowed up an gasoline be pretty volatile . . . Y`all know what I mean . . . "

    nope

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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31780 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 9:14 pm
    I`m seeing a long number on that liscence plate = Europe, or at least NOT America or Canada.

    The attendent was horrible with the extinguisher! What a tool! I pumped gas for 3 years and while I never saw a fire, I KNEW what to do, and that wasn`t it!

    LOLZ tha comments, I :heart: y`all!
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2310 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 11:40 pm
    I`d have gone to jail for beating that guy to death.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 12:12 am
    Snowy, long narrow license plate, left side steering wheel, at least one tall guy. I say mid to northern Europe.
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    Holdstock Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2012 at 1:11 am
    That`s Russia - license plate + old Lada driving into the gas station.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:26 am
    it`s snowing!
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    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1562 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 2:16 am
    at least the fire was out
  33. Profile photo of TheOrigin
    TheOrigin Male 18-29
    500 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 2:20 am
    @Holdstock: Or any other country of the eastern post-soviet block. Could be Czech Republic, Slovakia, Poland, Hungary, Ukraine, Belarus, Romania, Bulgaria, etc.

    The license plates are illegible, but the design points to EU (the left side of the LP is blue, which is typical for EU license plates. It`s where the country of origin is marked), so...
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    SnoopyBG Male 18-29
    653 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 2:35 am
    Oh, Russia we love you.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 6:36 am
    "only in `merca but clip looked european, prolly faked cause nothin blowed up an gasoline be pretty volatile . . . Y`all know what I mean . . . "

    Ohhhh look, someone trying to hop on the meme bandwagon. So sad when no one helps you up isnt it.

    Oh uhhh, I do believe a bunch of fools died not too long ago from smoking a cigarette while stealing oil from a overturned truck, OUTSIDE of America.....So try again, jackass.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 7:44 am
    And the Darwin Award goes to...
  37. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 8:03 am
    Later...
    GF: "WTH happened to you?"
    Dude: "Gas station fire."
    GF: "But you look like you been whipped with a hose!"
    Dude: "Uh-huh."
    GF: "And last time, there were tire tracks on your jacket!"
    Dude: "*sigh..."
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 9:33 am
    I was expecting the station to blow up, not that to blow up...
  39. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 10:26 am
    Haha poor guy who had to pull up into that.
  40. Profile photo of Fwoggie2
    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 10:50 am
    I was expecting the station to blow up, not that to blow up...
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    NOCASH Male 18-29
    423 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:20 pm
    As my auto-shop teacher would always say after a incident with a welder and a gas tank "Remember kids, gasoline is still flamable."
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:37 pm
    "As my auto-shop teacher would always say after a incident with a welder and a gas tank "Remember kids, gasoline is still flamable.""

    How many incidents where there??
  43. Profile photo of Runemang
    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 9:03 pm
    I don`t know what was funnier: a guy looking in his gas tank with a match or the attendants extinguisher skills. :D
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 2:07 pm
    So didnt expect the second fail tho... wow

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