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Fuzzy Math [Pic]

Where in the hell does Jack come from?

Submitted by: hole_rocks89

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Date: 05/21/12 07:31 AM

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1. hole_rocks89 Female 13-17
353 posts
May 21, 2012 at 6:27 am
Link: Fuzzy Math - Where in the hell does Jack come from?
2. Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
36213 posts
May 21, 2012 at 7:37 am

Oh, Jack has a sticker all right.
One sticker...one massive sticker.

HUGE
3. GhettoNinja Male 30-39
886 posts
May 21, 2012 at 7:37 am
23 skidoo! Jack is a preop trannie.
4. CodeJockey Male 40-49
5607 posts
May 21, 2012 at 7:51 am
"Jack doesn`t need stickers. She has tattoos, Ffff-Flight Lieutenant..."
5. swoop408 Male 18-29
1754 posts
May 21, 2012 at 7:58 am

6. dm2754 Male 40-49
3286 posts
May 21, 2012 at 8:03 am
i like the page number is 23
7. uatme Male 18-29
1068 posts
May 21, 2012 at 8:16 am
No wonder I had trouble with math when I was young
8. tedgp Male 30-39
3287 posts
May 21, 2012 at 8:23 am
Jack, lets take the letter J, A, C, and K.

Now, lets find the first J.

J in Jen.

1/3 of 10 (Because the J consists of 1/3 of the letters) is 3.3continued .

Now, lets find the first A.

A in Tani.

1/4 of 13 (Because the A consists of 1/4 of the letters) is 3.25.

Now, lets find the first C.

The first C is in Jack, therefore, since Jack, as far as we know, doesn`t have any stickers yet, we will assume this means 0.

Now, lets find the first K.

The first K appears in the word stickers.

Stickers has 8 letters.

K is the 5th letter in the word.

5/8 of 8 = 5

3.33(continued)+3.25+0+5= Aprox 8.5833

Jack has 8.5833 stickers.
9. tedgp Male 30-39
3287 posts
May 21, 2012 at 8:24 am
Oh, and at least reference tumblr when you copy their stuff.
10. Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
661 posts
May 21, 2012 at 8:33 am
Jack is obviously their pimp. He has all of the stickers.
11. paperduck Male 18-29
1745 posts
May 21, 2012 at 9:07 am
tedgp: that looks like how they did the mortgage derivative calculations that kicked off the recession.
12. Fancysucksss Male 18-29
1048 posts
May 21, 2012 at 9:57 am
Zero. Jack has zero stickers.
13. mamba Male 18-29
628 posts
May 21, 2012 at 10:05 am
`Oh, and at least reference tumblr when you copy their stuff.` Dude... wut?

Jack has x stickers, where x is the number of stickers owned by Jack.
14. freddyferret Male 40-49
11742 posts
May 21, 2012 at 10:28 am
It`s also oddly amusing that the answer to the addition problem (not considering the drug induced use of names) is right there on the page below the problem.
15. fancythat Male 30-39
1950 posts
May 21, 2012 at 11:01 am
Simple. The answer is red, because aliens don`t wear hats. Duuuhhhh..
16. Angelmassb Male 18-29
15511 posts
May 21, 2012 at 12:07 pm
Must be a lesson on Quantum Physics
17. sutra46 Female 40-49
2550 posts
May 21, 2012 at 12:22 pm
Jack has moved on to hard core drugs. Stickers are for babies.
Unless it`s a just say NO sticker then he will have one to shove it.
Sorry, I am sleep deprived.
18. mzacur Male 18-29
112 posts
May 21, 2012 at 1:22 pm
is Tani a real name?

damn...I just failed first grade...
19. darkmagic14n Male 18-29
1625 posts
May 21, 2012 at 1:44 pm
nobody has the fish or there is not enough information
20. cyborg Male 13-17
2790 posts
May 21, 2012 at 4:18 pm
None because that bitch Jen stole them all after there divorce...

...THOSE WERE MY STICKS YOU BITCH!..i mean HIS sticks...yeah his sticks...
21. alsobored Male 18-29
347 posts
May 21, 2012 at 6:16 pm
lol the number`s on the page underneath the question. subliminal assistance?
22. emmettyville Female 40-49
4345 posts
May 21, 2012 at 9:49 pm
f uck jack, he gets no damn stickers.
23. lawndartsftw Male 40-49
1811 posts
May 21, 2012 at 9:59 pm
...your argument is invalid...
24. Olragix Male 18-29
1080 posts
May 21, 2012 at 10:26 pm
23. Since Jack obviously jumped Tani and stole all of his.
I mean, what kind of parents name their son "Tani"?
25. jaralax Male 18-29
20 posts
May 21, 2012 at 11:30 pm
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26. ScissorFox Male 18-29
97 posts
May 22, 2012 at 4:28 am
I am Jack`s awesome sticker collection.
27. andybme Male 50-59
296 posts
May 22, 2012 at 7:44 am
So who is Tani and why would Jen give Tani 10 more?