Fun Facts: Humans Are Gross Edition [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 5 years ago in Weird

Ugh, I just had the worst visualization.
There are 23 comments:
Male 1,196
i`m sure someone just made that statistic up
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Male 725
Not drooling after looking at those feet.
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Male 3,908
What`s so gross about that? One of the enzymes that your saliva contains is called alpha amylase which is responsible for breaking down the starches that you eat into smaller molecules that the cells in your body can use for energy. When your food is not chewed properly, the alpha amylase in your saliva does not have the opportunity to break down these starches, leaving body cells starved.
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Male 5,413
...and?
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Male 1,048
My dog already created enough for 3 this past month
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Female 472
Pfft spit...spit isn`t gross. Try cleaning the restrooms at a gas station wishing you were in full hazmat garb...
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Male 766
how did they measure this? you`d starve if you spit it all in a pool. saliva is an important part of digestion . . .
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Male 316
I aim to have more. It`s a small life goal but one worth striving for.
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Female 4,084
yes, swoop, i too thought y`all didn`t like gagging.
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Female 208
And queue the IAB readers` saliva glands. Go!
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Male 2,145
Yeah, Ahm on ma sekkond one now. It`s in the back.....pa-toooooooey
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Female 3,696
swoop408

I thought y`all liked it when we didn`t gag? Now I`m perplexed...
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Male 40,728
vv Nicely done @Nickel2! Sweet dreams eh?
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Male 139
Meh salvia is actually anti bacterial?
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Male 1,754
Tika, learning to gag will please your male companions.
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Male 15,510
I would like to see the research done to came up with that "Fact"
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Male 5,872
From UK medical statistics,the average human produces 2 pints of saliva per day.
365 days = 730 pints = 91.25 gallons.
Google `average domestic swimming pool` = typically 20,000 gallons. Two average swimming pools = 40,000 gallons.
Divide 40,000 by 91.25 = 438.356 years. Wow! I`d love to live that long!
Alternatively, were I to live for 75 years, 40,000 divided by 75 = 533.333 gallons per year.
533.333 gallons = 1.461 gallons per day.
Divide by 24 hours = 0.48 pints per hour.
It appears that I have too much time on my hands, and an adequate sufficiency my beer in my belly.
Goodnight!

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Male 9
I really feel bad for my pillows.... What can I say, I`m a drooler.
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Male 2,216
This just in: Salive can cause Cancer-but only if taken in small amounts over a long period of time...-George Carlin.
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Female 324
oh God... I`m going swimming tomorrow. This is so going to make me gag beforehand. :-(
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Male 35
hahahahahaahhahaha thats awesome
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Female 3,726
Um...you`re missing the tip of your toe.
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Female 1,605
Link: Fun Facts: Humans Are Gross Edition [Pic] [Rate Link] - Ugh, I just had the worst visualization.
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