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Date: 05/11/12 01:00 PM

46 Responses to Farting Does Not Make You Run Faster [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of hole_rocks89
    hole_rocks89 Female 13-17
    353 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 12:16 pm
    Link: Farting Does Not Make You Run Faster - No matter how much you try to make the physics work in your head.
  2. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7741 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 1:09 pm
    Oh poo!
  3. Profile photo of carmanut
    carmanut Male 18-29
    76 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 1:09 pm
    .......................wow
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    No..... No!
    This has to be something else!
    I mean, you can`t $hit down the front of your pants.
    Well, I can`t anyway.
  5. Profile photo of KAKABAKA
    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 1:13 pm
    oh man,that sucks
  6. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 1:15 pm
    Even for a meme comic that`s poor.
  7. Profile photo of DingDingDong
    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 1:18 pm
    When playing QWOP, be careful not to hit the combo P O O P.
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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 1:20 pm
    @Gerry1of1 Try diarrheaing your shorts and then run 10 miles and see what happens to it. No seriously try it, then take pictures and post em here. lol
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    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 1:21 pm
    i hate it when i spill my bowl of chili during a marathon
  10. Profile photo of HoboKombat
    HoboKombat Male 18-29
    40 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 1:22 pm
    Someone should have told her that nobody cares about running enough to tolerate you crapping your shorts. It`s totally not worth it, especially since some emaciated Kenyan is going to finish in half the time anyway.
  11. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 1:25 pm
    I bet he ran faster, if not just to get himself cleaned up.
  12. Profile photo of Stardust6702
    Stardust6702 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 1:25 pm
    I believe this is from Boston Marathon. He was one of the lead runners.

    What would you do? You can $hit yourself and finish the race thereby getting $100,000.00 or stop to use the bathroom and go home broke.
  13. Profile photo of JustDani
    JustDani Female 18-29
    409 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 1:29 pm
    Oh man... poor guy... that must`ve been explosive.
  14. Profile photo of CDarling
    CDarling Female 18-29
    129 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 1:29 pm
    Aw I feel bad for him..
  15. Profile photo of Fancysucksss
    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 1:31 pm
    I certainly don`t think at anytime in my life I could poop myself and keep running with it streaming down my leg.......
  16. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 1:50 pm
    That`s your body saying I don`t like marathons!!
  17. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 1:56 pm
    When playing QWOP, be careful not to hit the combo P O O P
    Thread winner, hands down.
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 1:57 pm
    I think his water broke
  19. Profile photo of Jowsh
    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 2:02 pm
    @Stardust

    Didn`t he finish like 22nd? I wouldn`t win either if I shat myself
  20. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 2:02 pm
    Poor guy. How freaking embarrassing?
  21. Profile photo of PhantomGh0st
    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 2:07 pm
    Activating defense tactic: Make competitors stay back, throw up or quit the race.
  22. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3338 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 2:10 pm
    its coffee
  23. Profile photo of Thdot
    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 2:13 pm
    GöteborgsVarvet Half Marathon.
  24. Profile photo of HI-haole
    HI-haole Male 18-29
    601 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 2:28 pm
    I`m just gonna say it....

    He`s probably been f^cked in the anus one to many times so that his sphincter muscle cannot determine sh*ts from farts anymore... That or it`s just permanently relaxed...
  25. Profile photo of DingDingDong
    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 2:31 pm
    It`s runner`s diarrhea, it`s very common.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runner`s_diarrhea
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 2:45 pm
    Another reason I don`t run.
  27. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 2:49 pm
    Link fail. Here`s the link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runner%27s_diarrhea
  28. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 2:54 pm
    EVERYBODY is looking at him. Shamed forever.
  29. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 3:04 pm
    All he needs is a big hug.
  30. Profile photo of NOCASH
    NOCASH Male 18-29
    423 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 3:21 pm
    Nasty, but you gotta hand it to the guy for continuing. I would keel over and die in a mater of kilometers whilst having runner`s diarrhea.
  31. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 3:31 pm
    That sucks
  32. Profile photo of motleystew
    motleystew Male 18-29
    48 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 6:05 pm
    The same strategy applies to marathons as horse racing. You gotta take a big dump before the race.
  33. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 6:32 pm
    Unless he`ll finish top 3, he just quit. Since he`s a white dude, he`s probably in the bottom tier.
  34. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 6:53 pm
    @ lukeforv123

    lol, bottom
  35. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 7:02 pm
    Olddddddddddd.
  36. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 10:03 pm
    A line was crossed, but not the finnish line.
  37. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 10:03 pm
    Boop boop be do
  38. Profile photo of d_marie
    d_marie Female 18-29
    52 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 10:19 pm
    The look on everyone`s face in the picture is absolutely priceless!
  39. Profile photo of DiabloStorm
    DiabloStorm Male 18-29
    24 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 11:13 pm
    Reminds me of this
  40. Profile photo of SnoopyBG
    SnoopyBG Male 18-29
    653 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 11:49 pm
    poo happens.
  41. Profile photo of dirtysteve00
    dirtysteve00 Male 30-39
    373 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 4:38 am
    This is why long-distance running is retarded.
    That `Runner`s Diarrhea` is a thing.
  42. Profile photo of Idlerlee2
    Idlerlee2 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 9:23 am
    If he`s not in the lead.. that is totally not worth it
  43. Profile photo of sweatpeanis
    sweatpeanis Female 18-29
    418 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 9:59 am
    D:
  44. Profile photo of nayrbarr
    nayrbarr Male 18-29
    366 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 11:05 am
    Actually, the physics does work. Farting just has very little effect because gasses don`t have much mass per unit volume.
  45. Profile photo of sed8908
    sed8908 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 11:16 am
    It seems he has....the runs
  46. Profile photo of Asino
    Asino Male 18-29
    137 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 4:38 am
    This really had me laughing out loud

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