Farting Does Not Make You Run Faster [Pic]

Submitted by: hole_rocks89 5 years ago in Sports

No matter how much you try to make the physics work in your head.
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Male 137
This really had me laughing out loud
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Male 62
It seems he has....the runs
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Male 365
Actually, the physics does work. Farting just has very little effect because gasses don`t have much mass per unit volume.
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Female 418
D:
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Male 135
If he`s not in the lead.. that is totally not worth it
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Male 373
This is why long-distance running is retarded.
That `Runner`s Diarrhea` is a thing.
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Male 675
poo happens.
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Male 24
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Female 52
The look on everyone`s face in the picture is absolutely priceless!
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Male 3,475
Boop boop be do
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Male 3,475
A line was crossed, but not the finnish line.
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Male 6,737
Olddddddddddd.
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Male 683
@ lukeforv123

lol, bottom
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Male 1,068
Unless he`ll finish top 3, he just quit. Since he`s a white dude, he`s probably in the bottom tier.
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Male 48
The same strategy applies to marathons as horse racing. You gotta take a big dump before the race.
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Female 354
That sucks
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Male 423
Nasty, but you gotta hand it to the guy for continuing. I would keel over and die in a mater of kilometers whilst having runner`s diarrhea.
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Male 3,061
All he needs is a big hug.
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Male 3,894
EVERYBODY is looking at him. Shamed forever.
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Male 1,647
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Female 9,475
Another reason I don`t run.
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Male 1,511
It`s runner`s diarrhea, it`s very common.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runner`s_diarrhea
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Male 642
I`m just gonna say it....

He`s probably been f^cked in the anus one to many times so that his sphincter muscle cannot determine sh*ts from farts anymore... That or it`s just permanently relaxed...
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Male 658
GöteborgsVarvet Half Marathon.
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Male 3,612
its coffee
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Male 261
Activating defense tactic: Make competitors stay back, throw up or quit the race.
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Male 4,746
Poor guy. How freaking embarrassing?
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Male 1,237
@Stardust

Didn`t he finish like 22nd? I wouldn`t win either if I shat myself
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Male 2,586
I think his water broke
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Male 5,811
[quote]When playing QWOP, be careful not to hit the combo P O O P[/quote]
Thread winner, hands down.
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Male 14,332
That`s your body saying I don`t like marathons!!
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Male 1,048
I certainly don`t think at anytime in my life I could poop myself and keep running with it streaming down my leg.......
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Female 129
Aw I feel bad for him..
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Female 409
Oh man... poor guy... that must`ve been explosive.
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Male 165
I believe this is from Boston Marathon. He was one of the lead runners.

What would you do? You can $hit yourself and finish the race thereby getting $100,000.00 or stop to use the bathroom and go home broke.
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Male 7,611
I bet he ran faster, if not just to get himself cleaned up.
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Male 40
Someone should have told her that nobody cares about running enough to tolerate you crapping your shorts. It`s totally not worth it, especially since some emaciated Kenyan is going to finish in half the time anyway.
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Male 598
i hate it when i spill my bowl of chili during a marathon
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Male 1,511
@Gerry1of1 Try diarrheaing your shorts and then run 10 miles and see what happens to it. No seriously try it, then take pictures and post em here. lol
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Male 1,511
When playing QWOP, be careful not to hit the combo P O O P.
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Male 5,413
Even for a meme comic that`s poor.
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Male 402
oh man,that sucks
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Male 38,480

No..... No!
This has to be something else!
I mean, you can`t $hit down the front of your pants.
Well, I can`t anyway.
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Male 76
.......................wow
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Male 7,775
Oh poo!
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Female 353
Link: Farting Does Not Make You Run Faster [Pic] [Rate Link] - No matter how much you try to make the physics work in your head.
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