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Date: 05/05/12 01:10 PM

27 Responses to Doug Wants To Be A Missionary [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 7:11 am
    Link: Doug Wants To Be A Missionary - Think it`s a good idea?
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 1:14 pm
    What a dumbass.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 1:18 pm
    I`m an atheist, and am quite proud of it, but, I try to never force my beliefs on anyone. I don`t proselytize and don`t even bring it up unless brought up by someone else. So, while I think it`s a wonderfully ironic and fair response to religious door-to-door folk, it`s not something I`d do nor something I`d encourage.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 1:58 pm
    What? The pamphlet is like a "Get Out Of Hades Free" card?
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    Burgh Male 40-49
    300 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 2:46 pm
    Some pamphletes for Doug.

    http://tinyurl.com/47tw3u
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    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
    321 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 2:58 pm
    It`s kind of funny that the majority of people would see this as evil.
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    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 3:00 pm

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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 3:51 pm
    I really hate people who come to my door to tell me, "Hey, WE have the Universe all figured out, and you don`t." How f***ing arrogant is that? Sometimes I wish I still had a dog just so I could sic him on these morons.
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    003067 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 4:05 pm
    I gotta agree with Doug on this one. Everyone WILL want a pamplet.
  10. Profile photo of Smutleybutt
    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 4:29 pm

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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3290 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 4:32 pm
    I`m gonna be a missionary too!
    I just need a willing girl ages 18-27 to give consent...
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 4:35 pm
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 4:51 pm
    "It`s kind of funny that the majority of people would see this as evil. "

    I`d go with sad. Sad and pathetic. (instead of funny, not evil)
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 4:52 pm
    smutleybutt, I kind of love you and your pictures.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 5:16 pm
    Seems pretty pointless to me. Plus it would take a long time to list the thousands of gods you think they shouldn`t believe in or have a personal relationship with. The pamphlet would end up a book.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14656 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 5:36 pm
    That`s exactly what I do on the internet.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 7:16 pm
    Lol !! I like to see humor employed regarding this subject, rather than mockery and distain, since humor lends itself to civil discussion.

    Seems like fewer atheist/christian features this weekend. Which means fewer mod-provoked flame wars. Much more enjoyable to spend time here....
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    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 9:36 pm
    It is the sort of thing needs be done . . . fight pamphlet with pamphlet! Of course if the education system actually taught kids to think they could decide for themselves. Naw, you`d have no control over intelligent educated children!
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    faaaaq Male 18-29
    693 posts
    May 5, 2012 at 9:59 pm
    Atheist* >.>
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    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 1:23 am
    Do it! Everybody waste paper!
  21. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 3:42 am
    "Seems pretty pointless to me. Plus it would take a long time to list the thousands of gods you think they shouldn`t believe in or have a personal relationship with. The pamphlet would end up a book."

    "The pamphlet would end up a book."

    I`ve just discovered that all religions start as a pamphlet and evolve into a book. omygod.
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    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
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    May 6, 2012 at 5:22 am
    @TKD_Master thank you. I must post even more to keep that love alive!
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    Sistarose Female 30-39
    373 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 5:36 am
    I almost hit like.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 5:58 am
    If you`re really smart you`ll ask your atheist friends for donations so you can go on missionary trips to other countries like the Bahamas to spread your message.
  25. Profile photo of OutWest
    OutWest Male 50-59
    546 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 10:01 am
    Another anti-religion topic. I think we average two a day around here. How many ways can this be discussed? Oh, and has any of the discussion changed any of the contributors point of view?

    I doubt it....

    With all due respect, passing to the next topic.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    May 6, 2012 at 12:52 pm
    Could not agree more with OutWest. By far the most annoying thing about religon is when someone comes to your door to talk about it. I wonder if that ever works?
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    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
    212 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 6:29 pm
    I want that pamphlet please.

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