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Don`t Worry Everyone, Dairy Is Secure [Pic]

That”s some good security work there, Lou…

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Date: 05/09/12 03:01 PM

15 Responses to Don`t Worry Everyone, Dairy Is Secure [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    19253 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 1:48 pm
    Link: Don`t Worry Everyone, Dairy Is Secure - That`s some good security work there, Lou...
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6737 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 3:07 pm
    Haha. Love this.
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 3:28 pm
    Yup no 1 will be dratin with that dairy
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 3:39 pm
    I worry about the pasteries
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    piperfawn Male 40-49
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    May 9, 2012 at 3:40 pm

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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 3:57 pm
    Wow. I used to work in contract security years ago and I have no idea how this is okay. Just...lol! Insane.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3909 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 5:16 pm
    I admit seeing a fat guy on a Rascal is funny, but there is a chance he may just be a customer, not a security guard. You can buy a T-shirt that says "SECURITY" pretty at every Wal-Mart/Target or online.
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    Crabes Male 30-39
    1284 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 5:17 pm
    that must be this guy dream job, having all this food around and the bonus not having to walk
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    mytbozak Male 30-39
    556 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 8:40 pm
    no???
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 9:52 pm
    I figure if there`s a theft, he just motors for the exit and blocks the doorway until police arrive.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 1:09 am
    Full speed to the doughnut isle...
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 5:10 am
    He needs a sidecar and a gimmicky sidekick...like maybe a great dane...or ooh oooh I know...a Saint Bernard.

    A big fat st. bernard and he can name him wiggles.
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2515 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 8:11 am
    He works the Dairy aisle, he`s a security guard- therefore intolerant of many things... See where I`m going with this?
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1678 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 2:37 pm
    Having him watch the food is like having Gazza guard the off license
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5413 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 3:11 pm
    He`s gradually getting away!

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