Cult Leader Thinks He`s Jesus: A Vice Doc

Submitted by: Kim... 5 years ago in

Deep in Siberia"s Taiga forest is Vissarion, a man who looks like Jesus and claims to be the voice of God. Sure why not?
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Female 4,359
sign me up! cept it`s a bit cold in the winter...
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Male 2,675
If a few thousand years ago people claimed to be prophets, apostles, speakers with God ... well, they just WERE! Nowadays ... uh, no, you`re a nutball.
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Male 646
He didn`t look Jewish at all.
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Male 166
What a beautiful place destroyed by religion.
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Male 1,048
any white man can grow out his hair and beard to look like jesus. But they only look like jesus. We all know jesus had a darker skin tone. oh and this place looks awesome. Maybe I`ll start one without the religion :P
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Male 392
So, when do they burn the wicker man?
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Male 201
pros: live life away from hipsters
cons: live life next to hippies
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Male 4,847
All religions are a cult. Some just aren`t as dangerous as others.
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Male 1,625
@Draculya: High five, sir.

I get that people question the purpose of life, and existence, and no one really has any comforting answers. It`s either "you`re here once, and then you die. So make the most of it." or "If you devote time, and money to a church, when you die, you might get to go to heaven, but you won`t find out till you die." I get that non-existence frightens most people, and they turn to something that provides comfort through vague and edited text, but allowing yourself to worship a guy who tells you exactly how life should be lived, is probably missing the point of life itself. You`re here to figure things out for yourself, and to leave things better for the future. A co-op of people moving in the same direction, the betterment of mankind.
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Male 1,832
That was one of the most interesting posts I`ve seen on this site. Take away all the creepy cult stuff and that seems like a nice place to live.
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Male 2,516
My first pic apparently offended someone because it had the "pedobear seal of approval" ... it`s this:

but with the seal
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Male 2,516
is it just me or does he look like a pedophile in all his pictures? ...


This one I found hilarious:
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Male 5,314
why the hell are we posting all these documentaries from vice all of a sudden?
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Male 178
@SilverThread.................NICE!
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Male 809
I KNOW WHY NOT! god is fake! He is the voice of stupidity and lies! What an idiot.
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Male 4,745
Well there you go. All of you Christians should quit your jobs and head off to Siberia to follow your Lord and Saviour. The rest of us will keep things running while you are gone.

First thing to do is make sure everyone has fair and equal rights. Let`s start with gay marriage and work out from there.
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Male 1,249
I believe him. But then again I also think Im Jesus. But I also think all of you are Jesus. I also think you are me. And I am you. Yeah I could go on but whats the point.
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Male 1,737
I`m positive it isn`t him, since he said he`d be coming back the way he left. Via the sky on a cloud.
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Male 3,431


No Fancy, The Jesus looks like The Jesus.
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Male 15,182
R-ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen...
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Male 15,182
Prove he isn`t. Christian logic works both ways.
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Male 20,825
BostonKaiser, it`s a proven fact that Jesus looks like The Dude. Accept it.
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Male 39,543

Jesus coming back is just as likely/unlikely as his initial visit. So who`s to say this guy isn`t the Real Deal?
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Male 1,215
Not sure how anyone can claim they look like Jesus. I`m pretty sure there are no Polaroids from back then. I`m also fairly certain all the paintings were done well after the fact as well.
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Female 539
Link: Cult Leader Thinks He`s Jesus: A Vice Doc [Rate Link] - Deep in Siberia`s Taiga forest is Vissarion, a man who looks like Jesus and claims to be the voice of God. Sure why not?
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