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Date: 05/18/12 07:20 AM

25 Responses to Cult Leader Thinks He`s Jesus: A Vice Doc

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    Kim... Female 13-17
    539 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 7:23 am
    Link: Cult Leader Thinks He`s Jesus: A Vice Doc - Deep in Siberia`s Taiga forest is Vissarion, a man who looks like Jesus and claims to be the voice of God. Sure why not?
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    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 7:27 am
    Not sure how anyone can claim they look like Jesus. I`m pretty sure there are no Polaroids from back then. I`m also fairly certain all the paintings were done well after the fact as well.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 7:31 am

    Jesus coming back is just as likely/unlikely as his initial visit. So who`s to say this guy isn`t the Real Deal?
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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18925 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 7:33 am
    BostonKaiser, it`s a proven fact that Jesus looks like The Dude. Accept it.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 7:43 am
    Prove he isn`t. Christian logic works both ways.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 7:46 am
    R-ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen...
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 8:31 am

    No Fancy, The Jesus looks like The Jesus.
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 8:37 am
    I`m positive it isn`t him, since he said he`d be coming back the way he left. Via the sky on a cloud.
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    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 9:02 am
    I believe him. But then again I also think Im Jesus. But I also think all of you are Jesus. I also think you are me. And I am you. Yeah I could go on but whats the point.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 9:44 am
    Well there you go. All of you Christians should quit your jobs and head off to Siberia to follow your Lord and Saviour. The rest of us will keep things running while you are gone.

    First thing to do is make sure everyone has fair and equal rights. Let`s start with gay marriage and work out from there.
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 11:01 am
    I KNOW WHY NOT! god is fake! He is the voice of stupidity and lies! What an idiot.
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    tbored Male 30-39
    178 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 11:10 am
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 11:52 am
    why the hell are we posting all these documentaries from vice all of a sudden?
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 11:56 am
    is it just me or does he look like a pedophile in all his pictures? ...

    This one I found hilarious:
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 12:02 pm
    My first pic apparently offended someone because it had the "pedobear seal of approval" ... it`s this:

    but with the seal
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 12:22 pm
    That was one of the most interesting posts I`ve seen on this site. Take away all the creepy cult stuff and that seems like a nice place to live.
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 12:23 pm
    @Draculya: High five, sir.

    I get that people question the purpose of life, and existence, and no one really has any comforting answers. It`s either "you`re here once, and then you die. So make the most of it." or "If you devote time, and money to a church, when you die, you might get to go to heaven, but you won`t find out till you die." I get that non-existence frightens most people, and they turn to something that provides comfort through vague and edited text, but allowing yourself to worship a guy who tells you exactly how life should be lived, is probably missing the point of life itself. You`re here to figure things out for yourself, and to leave things better for the future. A co-op of people moving in the same direction, the betterment of mankind.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3917 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 12:35 pm
    All religions are a cult. Some just aren`t as dangerous as others.
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    OddNumber Male 18-29
    201 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 12:40 pm
    pros: live life away from hipsters
    cons: live life next to hippies
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    Bremir Male 18-29
    392 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:01 pm
    So, when do they burn the wicker man?
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:07 pm
    any white man can grow out his hair and beard to look like jesus. But they only look like jesus. We all know jesus had a darker skin tone. oh and this place looks awesome. Maybe I`ll start one without the religion :P
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    T3hHippie Male 18-29
    166 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:11 pm
    What a beautiful place destroyed by religion.
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 1:39 pm
    He didn`t look Jewish at all.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    May 18, 2012 at 8:52 pm
    If a few thousand years ago people claimed to be prophets, apostles, speakers with God ... well, they just WERE! Nowadays ... uh, no, you`re a nutball.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 2:26 am
    sign me up! cept it`s a bit cold in the winter...

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