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Date: 05/19/12 11:48 AM

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  1. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 5:48 am
    Link: Creative Writing Assignment - Girl vs. boy edition.
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    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 11:58 am
    1500 years later, religious scholars piecing together the few remaining fragments of early 21rst century writings incorporate Rebecca and Bill`s tale into the new Bible. THE END!
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2312 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 12:01 pm
    What saddens me is these people apparently not only graduated a high school somewhere, but were admitted into what passes for a university of higher learning. Doubtless the real point of the exercise escaped those dolts.
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 12:02 pm
    too long, too fake to read
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 12:05 pm
    what saddens me CaptKangaroo, is that you actual thought this was a real assignment.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 12:09 pm
    LMAO!!
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    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 12:13 pm
    This is ridiculously stupid - even if it was real (which it clearly is not.)
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    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 12:13 pm
    Actually worth sharing with my fake friends on FizzleIPO social network site. Well done Ho and Neanderthal!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Real or not, I thought it was funny.
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 12:24 pm
    That was hilarious, but hurt my eyeballs greatly.
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 12:27 pm
    @Blank

    Fake or not, I`ve had several assignments similar to and more absurd than this. It has happened, no doubt about that, whether this particular instance is or isn`t real. Did this in an `author`s` club... I felt the same way Bill did >>;
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 12:32 pm
    @gothmo the joke wasn`t about the assignment. It`s one of those lame women are like this/guys are like that jokes
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 12:44 pm
    very funny, Bill`s was fun to read while that Ho`s was so dull. my guess is BlankTom writes and enjoys writings like that ho and that`s why he is upset
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 1:18 pm
    and the guys writing is supposed to be good??
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 1:29 pm
    Old as drat but still funny as hell.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 1:47 pm
    LOL
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 2:15 pm
    girl starts off with a run on
    starts next sentence with "But"

    she`s lucky she had such a creative partner to save her ass
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    maxxim Male 30-39
    125 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 2:35 pm
    The girl was brain-dead and half literate. The boy was confrontational in his writing, but at least his parts were creative, and more intelligible.
    Also, pretty sure this story has been around for decades and is fake, I still got a laugh though.
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 2:44 pm
    "The boy was confrontational in his writing, but at least his parts were creative, and more intelligible. "

    I lol when he said the "bluish particle beam"
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 3:18 pm
    This was funny. I don`t care its its real or fake.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 3:21 pm
    Great teacher reaction.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 4:18 pm
    As if women only think about tea, their exes and their long gone youth and perky tits... and men about violent space invaders.

    Offensive to both sexes... I like to think it ended with a steamy confrontation and hot hate sex. That`s just me though...
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 4:57 pm
    Saturday, May 19, 2012 4:18:41 PM
    As if women only think about tea, their exes and their long gone youth and perky tits... and men about violent space invaders.

    Offensive to both sexes... I like to think it ended with a steamy confrontation and hot hate sex. That`s just me though...



    what a wonderful mind you must have...
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    PizzaPits Male 18-29
    553 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 6:59 pm
    That made me LOL fo` reals. I remember getting assignments like this in high school and writing completely ridiculous crap. Girls typically hated it, guys thought it was hilarious and would follow suit.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 8:13 pm
    XD
    He named her peace treaty!!!
    If this was real, they were doing so well and did`t know.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 8:44 pm
    Both stories are horrible in their own way. The nerdy space-hero crap is boring for it`s made-up words and shallow development, focusing too much on action and not at all on explanation. However, the girly crap had a severe lack of progress and she tried far too hard to make something shallow seem meaningful.
    Sorry, I just like analyzing things.
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    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    451 posts
    May 19, 2012 at 10:33 pm
    They were each being purposefully provocative. Of course, it all ends in short-term romance. Just a couple thoughts whilst my tea cools.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 1:13 am
    Wow - I`ve actually attempted this with some people, but never an ex!

    Bill is clearly the more flippant, and absurdly creative, of the two.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 5:23 am
    Sorry, I just like analyzing things.

    Why apologise for doing the thing that makes humans different to other animals? We have more advanced minds. Using them is not wrong.

    Also, you`re right.

    Personally, I think this "tandem story" is fake. It`s so useful as a tool to promote sexism that I think it was made up and probably made up for that purpose.
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 6:55 am
    The focus they have for different things is really funny.
    If Bill had written about how Carl felt about the color of the button controlling the seat warmer and space off into his memories of how his pet alien sqzxyr had died in it`s sleep he would be as narrow as Rebecca.
    And if Rebecca had contacted a tea corporation demanding a new flavor to find some middle ground between chamomile and coffee she would have had a grander story. (alto not as epic as space politics)
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    736 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 8:22 am
    Once in a while I-A-B posts something that makes it worth coming back.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 8:25 am

    I feel bad for the baby, but the reality is we don`t really want those to people combining their DNA. Any such union could only end in a horrible culling.
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    HoneyPunch Female 13-17
    124 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 9:16 am
    Ffff, pretty darn sexist on both sides. But honestly it doesn`t even matter.

    Why couldn`t they find a nice middle ground and write about some hot, wild f`cking and be done with it?
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    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 9:19 am
    @Dixxy

    Best comment!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 9:28 am
    I think they have nailed it.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 9:41 am
    @Draculya
    I think they nailed each other
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    masterzero00 Male 18-29
    57 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 10:45 am
    hmmm.....needs better insults... i would have given them a b- due to lack of creativeness with insults at the end but i would have given the guy bonus points for his last word...genious
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 1:28 pm
    I lol`d, especially at the "literary equivalent of valium" line.
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    May 20, 2012 at 1:45 pm
    have to say, I agree with Bill. The girls writing sucked balls, typical chick-lit bullpoo. Although his wasn`t great either, at least he made an effort to continue some form of story line instead of droning on about pointless bullpoo.

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    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 11:43 am
    Neither of them is any good, especially the boy`s though
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    May 21, 2012 at 11:20 pm
    god I was so glad Bill came into the picture. I could see what the chick was trying to do, but it bored the poo out of me.
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    Jasperz Male 18-29
    17 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 3:19 am
    the girls was excellently written but the boys concepts and comments at the end were pure genius
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    ResnaRed Female 30-39
    14 posts
    May 23, 2012 at 4:55 pm
    Her writing was putting me to sleep. I`m glad his woke me up a little. I`m going to have to steal the literary equivalent of valium line.
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    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    May 27, 2012 at 8:58 am
    This is so old that I have it in a book!

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