Creative Writing Assignment [Pic]

Submitted by: lostinkorea 5 years ago in Funny

Girl vs. boy edition.
There are 44 comments:
Female 375
This is so old that I have it in a book!
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Female 14
Her writing was putting me to sleep. I`m glad his woke me up a little. I`m going to have to steal the literary equivalent of valium line.
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Male 17
the girls was excellently written but the boys concepts and comments at the end were pure genius
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Female 1,203
god I was so glad Bill came into the picture. I could see what the chick was trying to do, but it bored the poo out of me.
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Female 437
Neither of them is any good, especially the boy`s though
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Male 1,178
have to say, I agree with Bill. The girls writing sucked balls, typical chick-lit bullpoo. Although his wasn`t great either, at least he made an effort to continue some form of story line instead of droning on about pointless bullpoo.

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Male 4,290
I lol`d, especially at the "literary equivalent of valium" line.
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Male 57
hmmm.....needs better insults... i would have given them a b- due to lack of creativeness with insults at the end but i would have given the guy bonus points for his last word...genious
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Male 5,413
@Draculya
I think they nailed each other
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Male 15,261
I think they have nailed it.
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Female 1,441
@Dixxy

Best comment!
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Female 124
Ffff, pretty darn sexist on both sides. But honestly it doesn`t even matter.

Why couldn`t they find a nice middle ground and write about some hot, wild f`cking and be done with it?
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Male 39,909

I feel bad for the baby, but the reality is we don`t really want those to people combining their DNA. Any such union could only end in a horrible culling.
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Male 1,866
Once in a while I-A-B posts something that makes it worth coming back.
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Male 1,526
The focus they have for different things is really funny.
If Bill had written about how Carl felt about the color of the button controlling the seat warmer and space off into his memories of how his pet alien sqzxyr had died in it`s sleep he would be as narrow as Rebecca.
And if Rebecca had contacted a tea corporation demanding a new flavor to find some middle ground between chamomile and coffee she would have had a grander story. (alto not as epic as space politics)
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Male 12,365
[quote]Sorry, I just like analyzing things.[/quote]

Why apologise for doing the thing that makes humans different to other animals? We have more advanced minds. Using them is not wrong.

Also, you`re right.

Personally, I think this "tandem story" is fake. It`s so useful as a tool to promote sexism that I think it was made up and probably made up for that purpose.
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Male 3,631
Wow - I`ve actually attempted this with some people, but never an ex!

Bill is clearly the more flippant, and absurdly creative, of the two.
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Male 453
They were each being purposefully provocative. Of course, it all ends in short-term romance. Just a couple thoughts whilst my tea cools.
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Female 3,562
Both stories are horrible in their own way. The nerdy space-hero crap is boring for it`s made-up words and shallow development, focusing too much on action and not at all on explanation. However, the girly crap had a severe lack of progress and she tried far too hard to make something shallow seem meaningful.
Sorry, I just like analyzing things.
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Male 5,626
XD
He named her peace treaty!!!
If this was real, they were doing so well and did`t know.
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Male 553
That made me LOL fo` reals. I remember getting assignments like this in high school and writing completely ridiculous crap. Girls typically hated it, guys thought it was hilarious and would follow suit.
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Male 2,344
Saturday, May 19, 2012 4:18:41 PM
As if women only think about tea, their exes and their long gone youth and perky tits... and men about violent space invaders.

Offensive to both sexes... I like to think it ended with a steamy confrontation and hot hate sex. That`s just me though...



what a wonderful mind you must have...
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Female 2,674
As if women only think about tea, their exes and their long gone youth and perky tits... and men about violent space invaders.

Offensive to both sexes... I like to think it ended with a steamy confrontation and hot hate sex. That`s just me though...
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Female 2,415
Great teacher reaction.
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Male 4,014
This was funny. I don`t care its its real or fake.
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Male 1,674
"The boy was confrontational in his writing, but at least his parts were creative, and more intelligible. "

I lol when he said the "bluish particle beam"
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Male 125
The girl was brain-dead and half literate. The boy was confrontational in his writing, but at least his parts were creative, and more intelligible.
Also, pretty sure this story has been around for decades and is fake, I still got a laugh though.
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Male 1,625
[quote]girl starts off with a run on
starts next sentence with "But"[/quote]

she`s lucky she had such a creative partner to save her ass
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Male 17,511
LOL
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Male 2,841
Old as drat but still funny as hell.
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Male 1,674
and the guys writing is supposed to be good??
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Male 2,988
very funny, Bill`s was fun to read while that Ho`s was so dull. my guess is BlankTom writes and enjoys writings like that ho and that`s why he is upset
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Male 1,674
@gothmo the joke wasn`t about the assignment. It`s one of those lame women are like this/guys are like that jokes
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Female 1,324
@Blank

Fake or not, I`ve had several assignments similar to and more absurd than this. It has happened, no doubt about that, whether this particular instance is or isn`t real. Did this in an `author`s` club... I felt the same way Bill did >>;
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Female 1,478
That was hilarious, but hurt my eyeballs greatly.
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Male 39,909

Real or not, I thought it was funny.
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Male 512
Actually worth sharing with my fake friends on FizzleIPO social network site. Well done Ho and Neanderthal!
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Male 678
This is ridiculously stupid - even if it was real (which it clearly is not.)
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Male 3,369
LMAO!!
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Male 1,674
what saddens me CaptKangaroo, is that you actual thought this was a real assignment.
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Male 1,674
too long, too fake to read
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Male 3,208
What saddens me is these people apparently not only graduated a high school somewhere, but were admitted into what passes for a university of higher learning. Doubtless the real point of the exercise escaped those dolts.
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Male 319
1500 years later, religious scholars piecing together the few remaining fragments of early 21rst century writings incorporate Rebecca and Bill`s tale into the new Bible. THE END!
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Female 3,726
Link: Creative Writing Assignment [Pic] [Rate Link] - Girl vs. boy edition.
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