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Date: 05/30/12 05:00 PM

17 Responses to `Cleaning Fairy` Breaks Into Houses, Leaves Bill

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 30, 2012 at 5:13 pm
    Link: `Cleaning Fairy` Breaks Into Houses, Leaves Bill - Crazy lady is crazy, but In her defense, they did place an ad reading `Cleaning lady needed-Must have own burglar tools`
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    May 30, 2012 at 5:36 pm
    If she came into my house when someone was home, her next of kin would be cleaning her innards off my wall.
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    May 30, 2012 at 5:49 pm
    If she came into my house when someone was home, her next of kin would be cleaning her innards off my wall.

    While you may be serious and I don`t even disagree with the sentiment, it`s is generally acknowledged that making statements such as this over the internet = lamesauce.

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    OddNumber Male 18-29
    201 posts
    May 30, 2012 at 5:49 pm
    I.. I just...whhaaaaaaaa....?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36647 posts
    May 30, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    But the whole town is talking about her cleaning business.
    Smart Advertising.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    May 30, 2012 at 7:11 pm
    I`ll hire the nude maids, thanks anyways.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 30, 2012 at 7:35 pm
    Seventy Five dollars?! That`s a rather steep bill, regardless of the breaking and entering.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 30, 2012 at 7:43 pm
    haha, "... after seeing the job she did we were like, whoa, $75? 15 MAYBE"
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 12:09 am
    Consuela from Family Guy anyone?
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    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 12:43 am
    "If she came into my house when someone was home, her next of kin would be cleaning her innards off my wall."

    Because if someone is in your house without your permission --> they deserve to die.

    Why do I so often see this? This is mental illness.
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    Shinymetal Male 18-29
    171 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 1:26 am
    @kairobert
    you have too much faith in humanity.
    It`s not about possessions .I don`t know what wonderful part of the U.S. you live in, but if someone is coming into my house without permission, it is not to make nice and play dress up. IF someone is willing to break into a home, they MUST be desperate or stupid. I will NOT try to restrain him, nor would we cower while we wait for police. I would GLADLY shoot anyone I felt to be forcing their way into where I am sleeping. Stupid and desperate people do desperate and stupid things. show me one case of kindness and understanding and ill show 100 cases of senseless violence.
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    Shinymetal Male 18-29
    171 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 1:27 am
    why do i also get the feeling that Kairobert has been a part of a B&E?
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 5:33 am
    Is this not an advanced version of cleaning windshields at traffic lights?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36647 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 5:48 am

    "If she came into my house when someone was home, her next of kin would be cleaning her innards off my wall."

    "Because if someone is in your house without your permission --> they deserve to die."
    Deserve to die?
    No. But if they knew there was a chance they could I bet she wouldn`t be sneakin into peoples homes.

    For all we know she`ll be a naked zombie next month chewing on some poor homeowners face. Oh, but libretards have disarmed innocent people so there`s no way to protect themselves from Hannibella Lecter. Darn! If only we could have seen home invasions coming through tracking crime statistics or something.
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    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 6:25 am
    @Draculya, are you trying to get attention?
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6932 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 11:39 am
    Shinymetal

    `show me one case of kindness and understanding and ill show 100 cases of senseless violence.`

    Seriously mate, you might want to consider moving to somewhere nicer.

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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6932 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 12:36 pm
    $75 is about £50, right? For that you want at least five hours of quality work.

    If anyone broke into my house, I`d taunt them with elegant persiflage beyond their comprehension, while prodding them with my cane. And when the intruder tore the cane from why aged and enfeebled hand he would expose twenty inches of Toledo steel still gripped in my suddenly supple grasp. Sa-ha! Ears would be cropped and noses slit by the almost liquid beauty of the ancestral blade. And when they lie sprawled in the mire with my mockery in their ears and my boot up their backsides, mere fragments, my great-grandfather (of whom we never speak) will exult in his grave.

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