`Cleaning Fairy` Breaks Into Houses, Leaves Bill

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Weird

Crazy lady is crazy, but In her defense, they did place an ad reading "Cleaning lady needed-Must have own burglar tools"
There are 17 comments:
Male 7,123
$75 is about £50, right? For that you want at least five hours of quality work.

If anyone broke into my house, I`d taunt them with elegant persiflage beyond their comprehension, while prodding them with my cane. And when the intruder tore the cane from why aged and enfeebled hand he would expose twenty inches of Toledo steel still gripped in my suddenly supple grasp. Sa-ha! Ears would be cropped and noses slit by the almost liquid beauty of the ancestral blade. And when they lie sprawled in the mire with my mockery in their ears and my boot up their backsides, mere fragments, my great-grandfather (of whom we never speak) will exult in his grave.

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Male 7,123
Shinymetal

`show me one case of kindness and understanding and ill show 100 cases of senseless violence.`

Seriously mate, you might want to consider moving to somewhere nicer.

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Male 716
@Draculya, are you trying to get attention?
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Male 38,777

[quote]"If she came into my house when someone was home, her next of kin would be cleaning her innards off my wall."

"Because if someone is in your house without your permission --> they deserve to die." [/quote]
Deserve to die?
No. But if they knew there was a chance they could I bet she wouldn`t be sneakin into peoples homes.

For all we know she`ll be a naked zombie next month chewing on some poor homeowners face. Oh, but libretards have disarmed innocent people so there`s no way to protect themselves from Hannibella Lecter. Darn! If only we could have seen home invasions coming through tracking crime statistics or something.
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Male 2,860
Is this not an advanced version of cleaning windshields at traffic lights?
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Male 171
why do i also get the feeling that Kairobert has been a part of a B&E?
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Male 171
@kairobert
you have too much faith in humanity.
It`s not about possessions .I don`t know what wonderful part of the U.S. you live in, but if someone is coming into my house without permission, it is not to make nice and play dress up. IF someone is willing to break into a home, they MUST be desperate or stupid. I will NOT try to restrain him, nor would we cower while we wait for police. I would GLADLY shoot anyone I felt to be forcing their way into where I am sleeping. Stupid and desperate people do desperate and stupid things. show me one case of kindness and understanding and ill show 100 cases of senseless violence.
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Male 1,623
"If she came into my house when someone was home, her next of kin would be cleaning her innards off my wall."

Because if someone is in your house without your permission --> they deserve to die.

Why do I so often see this? This is mental illness.
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Male 6,737
Consuela from Family Guy anyone?
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Male 2,516
haha, "... after seeing the job she did we were like, whoa, $75? 15 MAYBE"
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Male 17,512
Seventy Five dollars?! That`s a rather steep bill, regardless of the breaking and entering.
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Male 1,754
I`ll hire the nude maids, thanks anyways.
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Male 38,777

But the whole town is talking about her cleaning business.
Smart Advertising.
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Male 201
I.. I just...whhaaaaaaaa....?
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Male 1,239
[quote]If she came into my house when someone was home, her next of kin would be cleaning her innards off my wall.[/quote]

While you may be serious and I don`t even disagree with the sentiment, it`s is generally acknowledged that making statements such as this over the internet = lamesauce.

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Male 14,867
If she came into my house when someone was home, her next of kin would be cleaning her innards off my wall.
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Female 8,044
Link: `Cleaning Fairy` Breaks Into Houses, Leaves Bill [Rate Link] - Crazy lady is crazy, but In her defense, they did place an ad reading `Cleaning lady needed-Must have own burglar tools`
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