Christina You Are A Hero [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Misc

Christina knows what"s up and tells it like it is.
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Male 7,774
careful sarahofborg, he might have the gay gene.
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Male 1,737
My wife and I made a deal before we got married, she cooks and than I do the dishes. Garbage is mine, kitchen floor is hers, outside work is mostly mine and most of the rest of the indoor is mine as well. Mainly cause I`m better at it.
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Male 653
Gerry1of1, perhaps that he`s told her to impersonate John Wayne on pain of pain.
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Female 6,381
Things only I do: cook, grocery shop, interior decorate.
Things only he does: anything to do with cars, lifting heavy objects, plumbing repair.
Deal!
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Male 4,849
Back in high school when playing the Game of Life my friend would put his wife in the back seat of the little car. It used to make our friend Tami so mad.
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Male 174
"I must be really damn special then, my boyfriend cooks for me. He loves it."

Yes, you`re special. Or you suck at cooking. That`s why I cook for my girlfriend. :)
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Male 99
If "make me a sammich" jokes are wrong, I don`t wanna be right."
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Female 3,562
I must be really damn special then, my boyfriend cooks for me. He loves it.
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Female 1,380
I don`t understand why women get so offended if their man asks for a sandwich...or anything to eat. Maybe I`m just old fashioned or too italian, but I love to cook and take care of my man. It`s nice to feel needed and appreciated. You both need to take care of eachother.
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Female 1,478
What does he give her? `Cause I`m not spending all my time making sandwiches for my man, no matter how much he may `deserve` it. Also, there`s a lot more to give than a stupid sandwich. I think -she- needs to grow up.
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Male 2,690
SO amazing haha
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Male 214
"She might not be, but I am that special." HAH! you`re silly.
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Male 43
Her logic is flawless
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Female 1,566
She might not be, but I am that special.
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Male 40,300
[quote]and head scratches at random times in the day[/quote]
@ryski_59 You are MY kind of WOMAN!
You`re probably taken, you have older sisters? Aunties perhaps?? Is you Mom divorced???

(head-scratches, it`s a "cat thing"...)
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Male 39,547

[quote]" after a round with the misses I make her a sammich...cuz dat bitch walks with a limp when I`m done with her.
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you shouldn`t beat you wife. you`ll go to jail for that.
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I believe irunfast86 was alluding to the fact that he would furnish the woman in question`s front and/or back bottom with a lovemaking of such enthusiasm that it would affect her gait. " [/quote]
Or perhaps it`s because he removed her prosthetic.
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Female 15
There`s a difference between a significant other, one with whom you have a "We`re comfortable with each other enough to joke about this" kind of relationship, and a bunch of idiot jag-offs making "Make me a Sammich" joke on the internet.
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Male 653
My apologies dm2754. I am somewhat unaware of the politics of IAB. My intention was not to tutor your grandmother in the field of ovum suction.
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Female 245
Whoot! She knows what she`s doing. Looks like I`ll be the first female to comment and agree with this lol. I also know my man enjoys back rubs and head scratches at random times in the day. If you can`t please the one your with, how do you expect to be pleased in return?
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Male 4,145
@FredSpudman
ya i know what meant. i was making fun of him. as in he couldn`t please a woman only hurt one.
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Male 653
dm2754, I believe irunfast86 was alluding to the fact that he would furnish the woman in question`s front and/or back bottom with a lovemaking of such enthusiasm that it would affect her gait.
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Male 4,145
@irunfast86
you shouldn`t beat you wife. you`ll go to jail for that.
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Male 39,547

At last a woman who knows how to get what she wants.
Whatever lucky man she is with will walk through fire for her.
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Male 4,145
my ex-wife said she wanted to go to hawai`i. i said okay lets go.
i ask whats for dinner. she said what ever you make for yourself.
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Male 2,841
Fake, so woman anywhere actually understands how life should work.
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Male 403
Being the gentlemen I am, after a round with the misses I make her a sammich...cuz dat bitch walks with a limp when I`m done with her.
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Male 250
Yes, now back in the kitchen.
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Male 40,300
Amen Sister!
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Female 8,043
Link: Christina You Are A Hero [Pic] [Rate Link] - Christina knows what`s up and tells it like it is.
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