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Date: 05/14/12 12:33 PM

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 12:31 pm
    Link: Christina You Are A Hero - Christina knows what`s up and tells it like it is.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31789 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 12:37 pm
    Amen Sister!
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    banur Male 18-29
    250 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 12:44 pm
    Yes, now back in the kitchen.
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    irunfast86 Male 18-29
    402 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 1:00 pm
    Being the gentlemen I am, after a round with the misses I make her a sammich...cuz dat bitch walks with a limp when I`m done with her.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 1:00 pm
    Fake, so woman anywhere actually understands how life should work.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 1:10 pm
    my ex-wife said she wanted to go to hawai`i. i said okay lets go.
    i ask whats for dinner. she said what ever you make for yourself.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36211 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    At last a woman who knows how to get what she wants.
    Whatever lucky man she is with will walk through fire for her.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 1:11 pm
    @irunfast86
    you shouldn`t beat you wife. you`ll go to jail for that.
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    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 1:34 pm
    dm2754, I believe irunfast86 was alluding to the fact that he would furnish the woman in question`s front and/or back bottom with a lovemaking of such enthusiasm that it would affect her gait.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 1:47 pm
    @FredSpudman
    ya i know what meant. i was making fun of him. as in he couldn`t please a woman only hurt one.
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    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 2:33 pm
    Whoot! She knows what she`s doing. Looks like I`ll be the first female to comment and agree with this lol. I also know my man enjoys back rubs and head scratches at random times in the day. If you can`t please the one your with, how do you expect to be pleased in return?
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    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 3:07 pm
    My apologies dm2754. I am somewhat unaware of the politics of IAB. My intention was not to tutor your grandmother in the field of ovum suction.
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    StSusieB Female 18-29
    15 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 3:29 pm
    There`s a difference between a significant other, one with whom you have a "We`re comfortable with each other enough to joke about this" kind of relationship, and a bunch of idiot jag-offs making "Make me a Sammich" joke on the internet.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36211 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    " after a round with the misses I make her a sammich...cuz dat bitch walks with a limp when I`m done with her.
    ...
    you shouldn`t beat you wife. you`ll go to jail for that.
    ...
    I believe irunfast86 was alluding to the fact that he would furnish the woman in question`s front and/or back bottom with a lovemaking of such enthusiasm that it would affect her gait. "
    Or perhaps it`s because he removed her prosthetic.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31789 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 3:58 pm
    and head scratches at random times in the day
    @ryski_59 You are MY kind of WOMAN!
    You`re probably taken, you have older sisters? Aunties perhaps?? Is you Mom divorced???

    (head-scratches, it`s a "cat thing"...)
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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 4:00 pm
    She might not be, but I am that special.
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    lampshadshoe Male 18-29
    43 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 4:56 pm
    Her logic is flawless
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    j12araiza Male 18-29
    214 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 5:52 pm
    "She might not be, but I am that special." HAH! you`re silly.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 6:11 pm
    SO amazing haha
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 7:15 pm
    What does he give her? `Cause I`m not spending all my time making sandwiches for my man, no matter how much he may `deserve` it. Also, there`s a lot more to give than a stupid sandwich. I think -she- needs to grow up.
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    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 8:16 pm
    I don`t understand why women get so offended if their man asks for a sandwich...or anything to eat. Maybe I`m just old fashioned or too italian, but I love to cook and take care of my man. It`s nice to feel needed and appreciated. You both need to take care of eachother.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 8:23 pm
    I must be really damn special then, my boyfriend cooks for me. He loves it.
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    RedOnTheHead Male 50-59
    99 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 8:57 pm
    If "make me a sammich" jokes are wrong, I don`t wanna be right."
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    a103276 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 9:22 pm
    "I must be really damn special then, my boyfriend cooks for me. He loves it."

    Yes, you`re special. Or you suck at cooking. That`s why I cook for my girlfriend. :)
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3876 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 9:32 pm
    Back in high school when playing the Game of Life my friend would put his wife in the back seat of the little car. It used to make our friend Tami so mad.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 10:23 pm
    Things only I do: cook, grocery shop, interior decorate.
    Things only he does: anything to do with cars, lifting heavy objects, plumbing repair.
    Deal!
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    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 3:36 am
    Gerry1of1, perhaps that he`s told her to impersonate John Wayne on pain of pain.
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 5:47 am
    My wife and I made a deal before we got married, she cooks and than I do the dishes. Garbage is mine, kitchen floor is hers, outside work is mostly mine and most of the rest of the indoor is mine as well. Mainly cause I`m better at it.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 10:36 am
    careful sarahofborg, he might have the gay gene.

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