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Date: 05/25/12 08:07 AM

61 Responses to Britan`s Fattest Teen Is Cut Out Of Her House

  1. Profile photo of yusuksomuch
    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 8:01 am
    Link: Britan`s Fattest Teen Is Cut Out Of Her House - Europe, this Is why you shouldn`t judge other country`s weight problems. OK lemmings, spin this.
  2. Profile photo of yusuksomuch
    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 8:12 am
    LOL, I cant believe you let me keep "lemmings" in there. OK MacGuffin, you`re on......
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    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 8:17 am
    lol, they built a ramp, too.
  4. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 8:17 am
    Heard about this on the news. If you`re too fat to leave your own house, then you don`t deserve to leave.
  5. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 8:21 am
    I don`t usually chip in on the "America, this is why you`re fat" threads, because it seems a little stupid to criticise mother nature`s attempt to make Americans less able to fight in the unnecessary wars you start, but since you specifically invited me to, here`s all of the information you`ll ever need on the subject.

    Some quotes: "The United States has the highest obesity rates in the developed world. This is a long-standing phenomenon: already by 1962, 45% of adult Americans were overweight, and 13% of adult Americans were obese; these numbers were already higher than obesity rates observed in most developed countries as late as 2001-02. From 1980 to 2002, obesity rates have doubled, reaching the current rate of 33% of the adult population."

    Any questions?
  6. Profile photo of yusuksomuch
    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 8:26 am
    "Any questions?"

    how many cats do you own?
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2348 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 8:28 am
    Apparently it`s not just banks that are too big to fail.
  8. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 8:29 am
    "Any questions?"

    how many cats do you own?

    I`ve got two that live with me, but I`m pretty sure they think they own me. I`ve got one for you, how much do *you* weigh?
  9. Profile photo of WorldOfJames
    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 8:35 am
    let the fat whore die, christ
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 8:38 am
    Any questions?

    Do you ever look at your own countries problems or just critisize the US?
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 8:38 am
    When I saw the word "lemmings" I knew who the submitter was. Really need to work on that limited vocabulary YSSM.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 8:40 am
    Do you ever look at your own countries problems or just critisize the US?

    Yes, I do. And I remind you, I was specifically *invited* to comment on this issue on this occasion.
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    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 8:42 am
    And let`s not forget about this one.
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    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 8:43 am
    "because it seems a little stupid to criticise mother nature`s attempt to make Americans less able to fight in the unnecessary wars you start"

    You`re right, that would be a really stupid argument to make...
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 8:56 am
    Good for her. At least she`ll never go off to fight and die for American oil.
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    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 9:06 am
    Troll post is trolling
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    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 9:07 am
    @WorldofJames Fat whore? It`s cake she`s eating, not c*ck.
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    jinxjinx34 Male 30-39
    183 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 9:23 am
    Hey MacGuffin- take a look in the mirror. BBC News Quarter of Scotts Obese

    And as for unnecessary wars? Holy sh8t! Europe has had its share of completely unnecessary wars. You are living in a glass house in these matters.
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    danagamer Male 30-39
    701 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 9:35 am
    pfft... that`s not obese. That`s just a Walmart waddle. Go to Kentucky, they`ll show you obese. Please.
  20. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 10:33 am
    Hey MacGuffin- take a look in the mirror.

    There`s a slim blonde looking back. What`s your point?
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 10:38 am
    @Danagamer: That photo isn`t her at her current weight. She is thought to be 63 stone. A stone is 20lb. That makes her about 1,260 pounds. An intersting link about who`s to blame is in the comments section.
  22. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 10:38 am
    @MacGuffin
    You say "unnecessary wars", is there such thing as a necessary war?
  23. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 10:43 am
    "is there such thing as a necessary war?"

    Yep. One such war would be between an area that wants to become an individual country and the country that currently rules that area. That`s not really something that`s going to be disputed calmly, because the ruling country doesn`t want to lose the territory, but the territory wants to be its own country.

    Just an example.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    May 25, 2012 at 10:43 am
    @yusuksomuch - This is great. I love the caption.
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 10:44 am
    what`s this? I can`t believe this site didn`t twist this into one of their `this is fat America` type posts.
  26. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 10:48 am
    @LillianDulci
    What about India becoming independent from Britian in 1947? Sure, there was protesting/rioting when Britain ruled, but ultimately, the gaining of independwnce was a democratic process. Nothing can really justify sending men to their slaughter. No war is necessary, we`ve just been led to belive otherwise.
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 10:58 am
    1 stone = 14 lbs. So she`s 882 lbs.

    marcus2, ever heard of WWII? Would you prefer to speaking German and continuing the mass-murder? How about the U.S. civil war? You like slavery, apparently?

    War has ended slavery, Nazism, Communism, Fascism, etc. There have been plenty of necessary wars.
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    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 11:02 am
    @AvatarJohn
    You assume that war was the best way to solve those problems.
  29. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 11:08 am
    You say "unnecessary wars", is there such thing as a necessary war?

    Yes.
  30. Profile photo of yusuksomuch
    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 11:09 am
    "I`ve got two that live with me, but I`m pretty sure they think they own me."

    So sometimes you have cats over that don`t live with you?
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    Trollcifer Male 30-39
    8 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 11:18 am
    Lmao @ "Oooh fat bar-stewards in other countries too!!! Hypocrites." banter.

    Pretty sure that no other nation with plenty of fatties ever denied the fact. They just like to highlight that America started the trend.

    Gotta lol @ grasping at straws though.


    Murica, Fck Yeah!
  32. Profile photo of DromEd
    DromEd Male 40-49
    1925 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 11:40 am
    Please marcus2, enlighten us. How should we have handled WWII?
  33. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 11:57 am
    @DromEd
    It could`ve possibly been prevented. The Treaty of Versailles was ridiculously harsh towards Germany, and is arguably the window that Hitler took advantage of to rise to power. If it didn`t slam such huge reporations upon Germany, WWII may not have happened.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 11:59 am
    Wow, they had to use a crane & scaffolding, hahaha!!!
  35. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 12:12 pm
    So sometimes you have cats over that don`t live with you?

    We`re way into your issues now, lard-arse.
  36. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 12:17 pm
    A country being fat isn`t a problem, on the contrary, a fat country is a prosperous country..

    Obviously america is the clear winner.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 12:27 pm
    BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
  38. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 1:06 pm
    naa, go ahead England and keep makin fun. we got too many fatsos roaming around the states. I`m one of them, I admit it.
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 1:13 pm
    It is tragic for her. She`s done all sorts to lose weight with fat camps in the US and a thousand diets.
    There`s absolutely no drating way to get to 400 kg while making any kind of effort to loose weight.

    You want to weigh 400kg ? Fine, but don`t think anyone should feel sorry for you.
  40. Profile photo of yusuksomuch
    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 1:14 pm
    "We`re way into your issues now, lard-arse."

    6`2" 200lbs, I haven`t had six pack abs in awhile, but far from fat, but you are getting a little testy there, did I pry too much about the cats? I`m sorry :(
  41. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 1:41 pm
    6`2" 200lbs, I haven`t had six pack abs in awhile, but far from fat

    So, BMI 25.7 - that`s OK, makes you merely marginally "overweight", but not obese. ;)

    As for the cats, yes, you hit a sore point. There`s a little black fxcker that lives somewhere in the neighbourhood that keeps trying to get in and shag my girls. The wee beesom.
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    arsebanditry Male 40-49
    140 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    Britian in America in all but name
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7738 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 2:44 pm
    Fat barstad. She doesn`t deserve anyones sympathy. Genetics, hormones, glands...it`s all an excuse. You`re fat because you are lazy and greedy. End of.
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    T3hHippie Male 18-29
    166 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 5:40 pm
    @drawman61
    I do agree with you somewhat because the majority of fat people are lazy and greedy but there is also medical conditions, medications, genes that tend to make people fat. This girl was sad that her father died and that`s what got her to binge eat. Her depression is what started it. I have to say though, she should be put down if her and whoever is giving her food doesn`t do anything about this.
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    JannatheGrea Female 18-29
    149 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 6:04 pm
    Holy god, 13,000 calories a day?? I`d be lucky if I can even get down 2000! That`s unbelievable! But I live in Houston, which is full of crazy fatties, and I`ve definitely seen teenagers fatter than her...
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    jinxjinx34 Male 30-39
    183 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 9:14 pm
    Oh MacGuffin- Very clever. Now tell me where you hide your penis.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 11:21 pm
    Her first words: "So, now that I`m out, where do you want to go for dinner?"
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    phil7243 Male 18-29
    143 posts
    May 25, 2012 at 11:23 pm
    "It could`ve possibly been prevented. The Treaty of Versailles was ridiculously harsh towards Germany, and is arguably the window that Hitler took advantage of to rise to power. If it didn`t slam such huge reporations upon Germany, WWII may not have happened."

    So what you`re really saying is: peaceful diplomacy caused war.
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    May 26, 2012 at 1:27 am
    When I see people that fat. I get this urge to put things between the fat creases. not sexually either. Like baby birds, or some skittles. It`s nearly uncontrollable.
  50. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    May 26, 2012 at 2:09 am
    @phil7243
    No, because the Treaty of Versailles was written to deal with the aftermath World War One.
  51. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3234 posts
    May 26, 2012 at 2:53 am
    MacGuffin, using BMI is like using the imperial measuring system: it`s archaic, needs to change, and is an inferior system to better methods.

    And this is coming from one who is 5`11", 135 pounds.

    From what I gather from your posts, you are pretty much a bitter old hag who is overly opinionated; though I`ll give you a slide on this thread as you were baited to do so.
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    May 26, 2012 at 5:29 am
    And this article which is within the one about the teenager.
  53. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    May 26, 2012 at 6:25 am
    BMI is ... archaic, needs to change, and is an inferior system ...

    And this is coming from one who is 5`11", 135 pounds.

    ... you are pretty much a bitter old hag who is overly opinionated

    I`m guessing that you`d be weedy, lanky streak of piss by whichever measuring system you care to choose, that gets upset with all kinds of opinions you don`t like but that you`re not intelligent enough to construct reasoned arguments against.
  54. Profile photo of espenfana
    espenfana Male 18-29
    21 posts
    May 26, 2012 at 8:03 am
    She should move to US. Then she`d be average.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    May 26, 2012 at 10:10 pm
    Wasn`t she at Walmart?
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    Mister_C Male 18-29
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    May 27, 2012 at 12:23 am

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    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 3:00 am
    How is that photo made? She`s outside at the photo, so there must have been a way...
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    kummi90 Male 18-29
    541 posts
    May 29, 2012 at 9:02 am
    To the poster:

    "Europe, this Is why you shouldn`t judge other country`s weight problems."

    How stupid can you be? It`s not about single case scenarios, it`s about AVERAGES, and regions as a whole. Also, as pointed out, Europe is not a country. Seriously, it wouldn`t hurt to think once in a while, before writing.
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    Metalcraze Male 18-29
    101 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 11:59 pm
    It`s pretty funny they go on and on about how America is fat when so many countries aren`t far behind on weight problems.
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    itzazoom Male 18-29
    182 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 4:31 pm
    bad enough that we choose "europe" as our origin...
    really?
    as said before:
    WE ARE NOT ONE COUNTRY (yet)
    we love hating each other, we just hate you more, collectively
    fat ignorant rednecks is what I see of the US, so thats my picture of you
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    yelloow12 Male 18-29
    367 posts
    May 28, 2014 at 1:48 pm
    Yeah yeah yeah, Europe is not a country and the US has separate states that collectively make up the country, many of which are bigger than most of the countries in Europe. So shut the drat up already. Twats

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