Booze Is A Scumbag A-hole! [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Misc

And everything it tells you is a lie....a sweet, sweet, liquored up lie.
There are 26 comments:
Male 678
"DID THAT GUY JUST BUMPED INTO YOU BY ACCIDENT????"
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Male 6,227
~raises a squirrel paw-fist in the air as a show of solidarity with Kitteh~
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Male 376
"We want and need you guys to submit!"

NEVER!!!...oh wait nvm.
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Male 1,178
wtf was that...
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Female 4,086
"you should totally f*ck your sister`s boyfriend. after all, they ARE getting married soon."

"its okay, its been a couple hours since you drank that Scotch. go ahead, vodka and ice cold beer always taste great together!"

"she`s not wearing any panties. why not feel her up right here in the lobby?"

"don`t you just LOVE a crisp military haircut? i think you`d look really hip and cool with short hair. let`s go find a late night barber shop."

"your mother-in-law wants you to have that recipe. three a.m. is not too late to call and ask for it."

"kim kardashian did it. its absolutely a good idea to film you and your boyfriend and his sister having kinky sex and then posting it on the internet."

"big colorful facial tattoos are the bomb!"
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Male 1,810
Crabes` gif wins this thread !!
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Female 8,043
Lostinkorea, thanks.
Crabes, thanks also.
Fancy, myself and all the mods are grateful to all the active submitters. We try very hard to get your stuff up. We want and need you guys to submit! Sometimes we miss your submissions or overlook someone but we are human and we make mistakes, so it is never intentional.

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Male 1,284
@darkmagic
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Female 1,478
Thanks again, 9gag!
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Male 1,810
....beer never lies....
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Female 3,726
@kitteh9lives: you don`t have to defend yourself. People will always find something to bitch about. Keep doing what you`re doing and thanks for the good work....
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Male 1,832
Mmmm Jameson
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Male 1,625
@kitteh9lives:

your post (and crabes) just scream attention whore
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Male 11
ah jameson, why must you be so good
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Male 1,084
What about tequila?
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Male 261
@Crabes Ooh Bitch gotcho ass hahaha
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Male 1,284
aaaaah ok i`m sorry cat, i can be an non-nice individual sometimes
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Male 261
That poo liquor and beer will do that to ya.

All about some Bombay Gin, Hennessy Cognac, Remy Martin Cognac, Patron, Grey Goose, and Jaeger.

Or go with the always good golden grain straight no chaser.
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Female 8,043
Crabes, don`t be an a-hole. I set all these up early this morning. Note the submission time at Saturday, May 19, 2012 6:00:51 AM. I went and looked and you did submit this but at a much later time today...hmmmm? Damn thanks for saying thanks for posting my other subs and fixing the spelling and helping with subtitles. I had this one in cue for 2 days. I know you know I prepost all of the stuff, you look at your posts before they go up several times. Now did you submit this at 6:00 AM? No. If you had I would have posted it for you. Thanks Crabes, I thought you were a nicer guy.
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Male 1,449
LMAO
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Male 1,284
take my sub then put your name on it nice way too go cat
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Male 39,613

"You should totally tell your boss what you think of him right NOW! He`ll respect you for it!"
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Male 40,375
Oh so true! These lies and a whole lot more...
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Male 3,147
yup, that made me lol...
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Male 1,197
yea, thats the boose talking, not the inner dickhead
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Female 8,043
Link: Booze Is A Scumbag A-hole! [Pic] [Rate Link] - And everything it tells you is a lie....a sweet, sweet, liquored up lie.
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