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27 Responses to Bananas: An Atheist`s Worst Nightmare [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    May 8, 2012 at 11:49 am
    Link: Bananas: An Atheist`s Worst Nightmare - Explain this one, atheists.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    May 8, 2012 at 1:17 pm
    What about the cucumber? Also what if it`s a female atheist who is into sticking penis shaped objects in her butt? Then she`s be an atheist who likes them?

    Also this implies that because Atheists DON`T like to stick Bananas in their butts and consider them a nightmare, that NON-ATHEISTS/Religious people DO like to stick bananas in their butts. Meaning, they could be gay.

    ALSO(!) no Atheist would be scared of a bananas that God made because God doesn`t exist to us, so therefore nothing intended for bananas to be that way.

    Lastly, why would a religious person be thinking about putting bananas in butts? As an atheist all I can say is, "that bananas sure looks tasty". But the religious person is talking about penetrating someones butt with it.

    Why do religious people think they have a "trap" for atheists when it can debunked in 5 minutes or less
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    southernboy Male 13-17
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    May 8, 2012 at 1:19 pm
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    Random3 Female 18-29
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    May 8, 2012 at 1:22 pm
    LMAO!! xD
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    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    May 8, 2012 at 1:26 pm
    8BitHero, I can never tell if you`re really stupid or playing stupid.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    May 8, 2012 at 1:31 pm
    but we all know bannas are a man made invetion fron the 1800s
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    AHamburger Male 18-29
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    May 8, 2012 at 1:36 pm
    see tvtropes
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    Jowsh Male 18-29
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    May 8, 2012 at 1:36 pm
    @8BitHero I seriously tried to read that dude. I just can`t care. Nothing personal you see
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    DromEd Male 40-49
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    May 8, 2012 at 1:37 pm
    Um 8 weren`t really supposed to explain it.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
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    May 8, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    8bit, don`t hurt yourself. Relax keyboard warrior.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    May 8, 2012 at 1:43 pm
    oh god... i weep for you, 8bithero. Someday you`ll understand these subtle social cues.. hopefully.
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    Zach82 Male 30-39
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    May 8, 2012 at 1:59 pm
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
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    May 8, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    Everyone knows that bananas are a product of science (years of plant breeding/hybridization by scientists). So, God is off the hook, everyone...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 8, 2012 at 2:19 pm
    @Gerry1! I just know this is all your fault...
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    Huey Male 30-39
    205 posts
    May 8, 2012 at 2:20 pm
    Whatever you`re smoking should share. =D
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
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    May 8, 2012 at 2:23 pm
    I don`t think this is meant to fit in a butt...

    But I get the joke.
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    Thdot Male 30-39
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    May 8, 2012 at 2:25 pm
    twitter posts should not count as content.
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    Zuriel Male 30-39
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    May 8, 2012 at 2:29 pm
    i thought they were ment to teach college girls how to deep throat
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 8, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    Technically speaking, did you know Bananas were a berry?
    Just something I learned on YouTube yesterday.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
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    May 8, 2012 at 6:30 pm
    Actually I did, Gerry.
    Did you know that tomatoes are also berries?
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    photomstr Male 50-59
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    May 9, 2012 at 12:51 am
    What the f#ck is this stupidity? What moron is approving these ridiculous posts? A 10 year old?
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    stustustu Male 18-29
    25 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 2:09 am
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2012 at 3:52 am
    ....... I don`t really have any words for the stupidity of this post.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2012 at 11:01 am
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    May 9, 2012 at 2:19 pm
    No, really. Just not up to scratch.
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
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    May 10, 2012 at 12:05 pm
    God designed them that way so Monkeys (such as the poster)could carry that one extra one when their hands are full.
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    Satkela Female 18-29
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    May 10, 2012 at 8:36 pm

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